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Tony Forte

@dukeforte.bsky.social
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Here for the shits and giggles of life (which twitter no longer provides)

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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Caught myself in the mirror, the only thing I hate more than how horrible I look is how I have absolutely no will power to do anything about it So that's gonna have me depressed for the next week
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Remember when a right wing nut job broke into Nancy Pelosi's house, struck her husbands head with a hammer fracturing his skull and attempted to kidnap her. Charlie Kirk said someone should be a hero and bail that guy out. Why is political violence celebrated when it's done by the Right?
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Why is Hate winning?
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
How have I just learnt that the 12 step program with addiction recovery is mostly just 'become a Christian' I thought south park was joking
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Last night was the last night of the year with an 8pm sunset Won't experience this again till next April 😭😭
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Thanks to my VPN I was able to see a Canadian advert saying 'if you can remember when texts had a character limit, then you qualify for our anti wrinkle cream' Ouch
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
As a kid the media made me more concerned about volcanos being a problem than they actually are. As an adult who is now aware of Yellowstone, my worries as a child should have been bigger
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Think I need to get back to what I used to do when I was younger that kept me in shape Imitate the classic Kung Fu fights on TV at 3am
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
why are people online being purposely dumb? I just made a reference about a fish from a book that proves the existence of God and people were literally trying to debate me about it. if they literally just took 5 seconds to Google it, they would know I was making a joke
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Only ordered a big Mac meal from McDonald's and the guy gave me someone else's order that's like 3 times the size. Sucks to be then though
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
'do you think people make choices? No, people think they have a choice between steering left or right but they didn't build the roads' 🤯🤯
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The madman has actually done it. He has dragged America into a war. They need to remove him asap What is taking America so long!?
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
We asked for GTA 6 to be as realistic as possible We didn't ask for real life to be the next Fallout game!
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
What in the Clockwork Orange is this?!
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Anyone who follows me actually use BlueSky or did you all just go back to twitter?
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I liked humans, I liked watching them on the entertainment feed, where they couldn’t interact with me. Where it was safe.
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
What kind of psycho do you have to be to go into a Greegs and buy all the available steak beaks?!
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Moon in London looking awesome right now
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
It's been a long time since I had to battle for the arm rest on a train but this guy today sat next to me and constantly tried to force my arm off. As we were both British we never said a word but it was a tense battle which I held true and kept my arm rested the entire time till he had to leave 💪🏆
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Microsoft/bungie - ok guys we created a beautiful opera style theme for our game Halo, I don't know what we can do to improve upon it for the sequel game Steve Vai - oh don't mind me I'm just gonna improv the most insane electric guitar solo to be played on top of the OG theme
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I'm just disappointed in the UK seeing Reform projected to do so well. Why are a majority of us so deluded by these obvious con artists
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
It's been almost 2 years since since Fast and Furious 10 came out and still haven't seen any news about 11 What's going on guys?!
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Drs in the UK are such an oxymoron You turn up on time and they make you wait 20 minutes But if you're late by a couple of minutes they cancel the appointment talking about their time being precious
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
What are your must watch movies for Easter?
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I used to always scoff at people when they say things like 'money can't buy happiness' cos I think I'd be very happy with a lot of money but then I see billionaires like JK and Elon be so bitter and angry at the world as if that was their full time job and maybe that quote isn't far from the truth
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
In the shops and they are playing Juno by Sabrina Carpenter and half of it is censored lol
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My 100th post!
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Seeing conservative voters complaining about the labours policies makes me laugh because where were these complaints when similar things were being implemented within the last 15 years?!! You're only complaing because it's a labour leader doing it. Party loyalty is the dumbest thing
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The irony that people who wear trump merch in public are the same people that harass women with OF calling them desperate attention seekers with no respect and whose family don't love them Projection much?
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Whoever at netflix decided to create at 'Swoonable' category for K-dramas is amazing 😂😂
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Ai art is terrible and should never be used in place of actual artists. That being said, I do enjoy the creative rabbit hole my mind goes to when telling it to create something. Sure its absolutely terrible but I'm not calling up a friend at 3am to draw a Capybara winning wrestlemania.
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Today is the equinox! Now until around the end of September we will have more day than night! God I'm so happy!
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
If I had a nickel for when Jeff Goldblum played a non human having an onscreen sex scene with Geena Davis I'd have 2 nickers It's not a lot but weird it's happened twice
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Every now and again I see an old movie with a big cast and genuinely wonder how it was made. Today's film, Earth Girls are Easy (1988) I think everyone was on a form of drug making this I'm assuming Mostly ecstasy with a drop of LSD
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
At what point do I move these to a bigger plant pot? #Tomatoes
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
People with Resin printers are like pc gamers of the 3d printing community
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I have lived through 9/11, a global economic recession, the world being shut down due to a global pandemic, and on top of WW3 being around the corner John Cena has also turned heel. I don't want to be part of historic events anymore
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Sometimes you really need Chappell Roan to start the day
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Daredevil: Born Again is coming out on Ash Wednesday One of the most iconic Catholic comic book characters having their show come out on special Catholic day is a pretty cool coincidence
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The end credits of early Jackie Chan movies depicting all the stunts that sometimes went wrong were almost as entertaining as the movies themselves
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
It's always better to be mad with power, because if you are mad without power people just think you're a weirdo
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Goes on the internet- Breaking news! Trump.... AHHHHHHHHH WHY WON'T HE JUST STOP
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Saw something that said 'one piece fans are the Jehovah witnesses of anime' and I haven't been the same since
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
'that girls an indy Cindy, Lego haircut and a polkadot dress' A line from a song only millennial Brits can remember
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I'm jealous that people complain about One Piece having too many episodes, because that means they have new episodes for them to watch while I'm 4 months into this Hiatus and it's killing me
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
It's an understatement how Lonely Island actually shaped a generation with those absolute bangers
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
3d printing a helmet which is an overnight job, but it's hard to sleep as earlier there was a knot in the spool, so now I'm praying there isn't another knot that will cause it to fail while I'm asleep
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
There is a man who one day decided to scream 'Mortal Kombat' in a recording booth and immortalised what could have been a forgotten video game movie
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Tony Forte @dukeforte.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Seeing fully grown adults I work with in the UK comment on posts about how trump speaks the truth and all that stuff is really disappointing. Although I'm sure the same people believed WhatsApp messages that the military was gonna crop dust the entire country with a COVID cure soooo yeah.....
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