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Necron DeSantis

@dudes.bsky.social
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skeeting will continue until morale improves

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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get trent green on the phone
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hell is a world without likes
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I bet all their girlfriends, which definitely exist, miss them so much
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Love using forced subtitles so they're listed as "forced ass"
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
What is this, an ad for Lexapro?
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Is this a joke????
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
If you only read the part that says "Anthropic's Claude model that will collapse" it seems correct
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A lot of negativity there, but at least that last guy hoped for you to get some backyard improvements. If you do start building a deck please share pictures
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
San Diego area code, this could mean carne asada, you can't risk not responding
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
SOMETHING TIME
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Why are you quoting Noah
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Best brewery, try their State Ale if you haven't already
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I have terrible news, fucksocks exist: clapcleats.com/products/thi...
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
What kind of crafts?
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Petra was introduced to me as "Christian Pearl Jam" in maybe 1992 when I was 11 ...and I just realized I've never really listened to Pearl Jam
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
GET EQUIPPED WITH: a marketing campaign
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
You never wear pants all day?
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
Finally, a tech podcast with useful advice: what menswear I should be stealing
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Welcome and have a blessed El Assico
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
The accountant has a note pad that just says "accelerated depreciation" underlined three times
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
pi-hole.net is the best computer project I've done in a decade, the best ad-blocker there is
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
Fascism is very, very bad, but that tattoo is the true threat to democracy
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
I'm going to start another account just to like this again
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
...they have cake?
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
I saw one with, no exaggeration, maybe 100 bullet hole stickers across the sides. That was over a week ago, and every time I drive by that intersection I remember it and get upset. A miasma of dorkiness remains on these roads. I am haunted by this infernal nerdmobile
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 20/01/2024
One time I accidentally received Brio Magazine instead of Breakaway Magazine. Luckily my parents threw it away when they discovered it was a girl magazine, otherwise James Dobson would have surely turned me gay
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 04/12/2023
That guy in The Matrix learned kung fu in like 1 minute, you should be able to in 28 whole days
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
...am I being cancelled right now?
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
I think most contrarians would disagree with this statement
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Oh that's the disease where you can't hit a receiver in stride past 15 yards? There's a reason Liz Taylor never made it in the NFL
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
Taylor Swift? The lady from the Cumtown Extended Universe?
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Welcome Sandy. Please tell us about your favorite uncle
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
Can I send this to you
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Glad you're having fun at the glory hole
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
@spaghettis.bsky.social make your name "Chef Boyar-deez Nuts" or just delete your account
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
If only we could trust all government employees as much as we trust the police to always do the right thing
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Necron DeSantis @dudes.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
If you're upset about the supreme court's student debt ruling, just remember that money is fake, debt is even more fake, and soon enough that number will disappear just like everything else because the universe is cruel and uncaring. Life has no meaning and you are free. Have a good day
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