A surprising amount of the plot had to do with how hot Wilma was. Rockula was a very thirsty vampire, and this time it wasn't for blood.

Cheap and cheesy, just the way I like my horror movies 💋. The acting is terrible, but the vibes are immaculate. Zombies come out of TV sets. They are scared of their own reflections. There is a zombie...

"That'll do, Pig." This is so stupid, and I love it. Every scene was more ridiculous than the last. They fully committed to every single zany idea they had. What a wild ride! I was giggling nonstop an...

Every film assigned for my AU26 CMS303 Conspiracy and Paranoia in US cinema class. Currently not ranked, but sorted by chronological order of assignment. I will rank at the end of the quarter!

Every film assigned for my AU26 CMS272 martial arts cinema class. Currently not ranked, but sorted by chronological order of assignment. I will rank at the end of the quarter! *Includes required films...

This was incredible! The blood work in this alone is enough of a reason to watch it. So vivid! I was entranced.

I remember playing Resident Evil with my father as a child and watching the 2000s films with him as they released. It wasn't ever a series that I was particularly fond of, but I was aware of it. My fa...

Aardman is probably my favorite animation studio; they consistently put out creative, smart, and whimsical films that bring me so much joy. Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom delivers everythi...

I made the choice to watch this at 6 in the morning, and now I must live with this energy the rest of the day. What a fucking FILM. This may be one of the best thrillers I have ever seen. Absolutely r...

The fact that I saw this in an empty theater is a damn shame. This deserves to be seen on a big screen in order to truly appreciate the fantastic set design, costuming, and prop work. What a zany adve...

This did not help my mental state.

Jet Li has so much charisma in this. The plot didn't keep me very invested, but the action sequences were great and he really took over every scene.

This surpassed all expectations. I am obsessed. I had no idea what was going to happen next, and I loved it. This was absolutely wonderful. The practical effects were so much fun. I adore this.