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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Got put in twitter jail for responding to the White House page’s birthday greeting to trump. All I said was ‘Good. Now die. And soon’. Literally in a nanosecond I got timeout for a week. Totally worth it.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
So I commented on a post on that other social media forum, which showed a woman shooting who was supposed to represent an undocumented immigrant. And I was the one put in timeout.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
As someone that has imposed a ban of all things ‘Trump’, including the reposting of remarks by said target, I regret to say I must unfollow and/or mute you, Aaron. Trump loves any & all publicity, good or bad, therefore what you and others do are merely propping him up. See you in 4 years, though!
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Any male over the age of 16 that contemplates TikTok beyond knowing it’s a ‘thing’ needs to reevaluate their life’s choices.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This made me laugh more than it should have 🫣
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
You just noticing this?
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
He just blocked me on X. I guess he got tired of me calling him out, respectfully and w/o malice, asking him questions he never could answer. Thin skinned and so, so very weak.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
If being blocked & muted is being ‘insulted’, then I’m doing my part every day.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
No.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Is there apple flavored ice cream? If not, somebody needs to get on that, stat.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing in front of a body of water
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a tank top is standing in front of a body of water
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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a man in a white shirt with the words yes drill sergeant written on it
ALT: a man in a white shirt with the words yes drill sergeant written on it
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Forrest Gump wants his joke back.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Many many MANY many many animals were harmed in testing this product. Many.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
You act as though equating the upcoming admin being mafia-like is an insult to them. Trump and his cronies wallow in that like pigs in mud.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
You REALLY think the upcoming admin/MAGA needs any sort of ‘precedent’ to justify what I’m sure are to be ridiculous, unconstitutional, screw-America moves? I’m going to assume you just came out of a nine+ year coma
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Correction: Where you can drink fluoridated tap water. 🦷
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
1. Rain Man 2. Young Frankenstein 3. Ed Wood. Ok, I don’t really have a favorite Will Ferrell movie, but figured I could slide by and nobody would notice. Oh! If it helps, I call one of the outside cats I’ve taken upon myself to feed ‘Will Feral’. That’s good, right? 🙂
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I dunno. Looks like a lot of poli-chat. I wanna jump in, but…. Can you all throw in some trivia? Maybe some pictures of otters? How about a clever pun, once in awhile? *sigh* I’m just a bit burnt out at the moment, y’know? 😧
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I don’t know who is in charge, but it needs to be brought to their attention: the only size that white powdered donuts come in is ‘mini’. Why? This is an affront to the entire donut eating community in my household, population 1️⃣. I want answers. I want the truth. I can handle the truth. 🤨
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Ah, so just like the other place, it’s all about how many followers one has, instead of content. - person with six followers.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I call it ‘The Age of Treason’ 😳
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Cancelled my Netflix sub last week after 15 years. Tired of too much of the content becoming nothing but cookie cutter plots of ‘Netflix Originals’;Bland & Boring. Such a far cry from when I first subscribed, and couldn’t wait to see what was to be added each month, to enjoy over a bowl of popcorn 😟
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Last thing about it, then I’m done. Honest. But the Tyson/Paul fight just HAS to be THE worst ‘Netflix Original’, ever.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Jesus is coming. Look busy.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I joined the Bluesky club to NOT see Trump reposts. I’m going to give you a mulligan, here. 😐
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
But it won’t be long ‘til you start seeing newsy-types copy and pasting twitter posts from the likes of these two on Bluesky, just so they can complain how much they hate them and wish they’d go away. Just wait. 😠
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Watching Mike and Jake, it felt like I just watched a black sock and a white sock spin around in the dryer for 10 minutes. On the ‘delicates’ cycle.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
So next week, Pewdie Pie boxes against George Foreman? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Aaaah…I see what you did there 😉
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Only Trump could put together a cabinet worse than Dr. Caligari* *now there’s some of that ‘high-brow’ type o’ humor that got wasted on twitter, I tells ya.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
One similarity between Bluesky and Twitter: nobody wants to hear about my fantasy football team here, either. 😐
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
This made me laugh more than it should 😊
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I can call you a ‘Canuck’, though, right? I sure hope so, ‘cause it’s a fun word to say! La-la-la! Canuck! Canuck! Canuck! La-la-la! 😃
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It never fails: when I throw my back out and it hurts to laugh, EVERYTHING suddenly becomes the funniest thing in the world to me.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Just wait. All those that oppose will be taken on a golf outing to Mar-a- Lago, and come out with a glazed look, proclaiming they love the leader and his decisions. It’s called ‘Getting Lindsey Grahamed’.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
‘Wasting’? Not so fast there, earthling. Oops. But I say too much. Carry on.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Holy crap, I just realized, it’s been so long! I’ll take small miracles wherever I can find them.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Keep an eye out for ‘wet paint’ signs. Bluesky is still working on finishing touches. 😉
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Bluesky has this newbie starting in the basement mailroom. But with hard work and stick-to-itiveness, I expect to reach lofty top-floor, viewtastic, corner office status by mid-week. Or mid-month. Perhaps mid-decade? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
*I will NOT talk ‘politics’ on here. *I will NOT talk ‘politics’ on here. *I will NOT talk ‘politics’ on here. *I will NOT talk ‘politics’ on here. What in the world were Dems thinking running Adlai Stevenson against Ike TWICE for prez??? *ok, brain. THAT’S it. You’re grounded. 🙄
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hey guys! Oh, big gulps, huh? Alright! Welp, see you later.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This yinzer is present and accounted for 🫡
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I joined Bluesky to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubble gum. Oh wait, here’s some gum. Never mind.
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Ducehardin @ducehardin.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Uh, hello? New guy here. I was told there’d be snacks. 😐
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