Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What was touted all offseason as Lincoln Riley's toughest USC team is just as soft and front-running as every other one he's coached Plus, five other teams who disgust me right now2stripescpd.comTen Takeaways: Week FourOctober is here. Things are about to get real. 000
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 25/09/2026NEW HOT SEAT RANKINGS 🔥 Get ready, because business is about to pick up for Jimmy Sexton and the two other agents who combine to represent all 138 FBS head coaches2stripescpd.comHot Seat Rankings: Come fire me, big boy!Someone's getting canned this weekend. 000
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Don't Stop Believin' is blaring. The screen is about to cut to black. Greg Schiano's time as the Boss of the Rutgers Football Family is coming to an end. NEW HOT SEAT RANKINGS 🔥2stripescpd.comHot Seat Rankings: Greg Schiano's about to get whackedDo stop, believin' 🎶 011
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oregon's spent the last few years as college football's biggest frontrunners. How will Dan Lanning and Co. respond to some uncharacteristic early-season adversity? My Ten Takeaways from week two2stripescpd.comTen Takeaways: Week TwoA titanic clash (and upset) delivered the goods in week two. 001
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 13/09/2026College football media all screamed bloody murder when Deion Sanders let Sean Lewis go, and Lewis hasn't fielded an offense worth a shit since. 001
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The only way for Florida State to turn the lights back on their football program is to pay Norvell Electric $50+ million right now FIRST HOT SEAT RANKINGS OF THE SEASON ARE HERE 🔥2stripescpd.comHot Seat Rankings: The lights are out for Mike NorvellThe Football Gods are sick of what they're seeing in Tallahassee. 001
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 08/09/2026In a dark way, it feels fitting for college football's first major moment on the field in the 2026 season to just be as dysfunctional as everything happening off it. My Ten Takeaways from week one2stripescpd.comTen Takeaways: Week OneWeek one showcased college football at its best, and also at its worst. 010
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The Devin McCuin hype is real. Why I'm buying the early returns on the Julian Sayin-McCuin connection + more thoughts on Ohio State’s 56-3 win over Ball State in Bulletpoints 👇2stripescpd.comBulletpoints: Ball StateThoughts on the Buckeyes' season-opening 56-3 win over Ball State. 011
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 06/09/2026That’s one of the greatest fucking farces in college football history 081
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Malachi Toney just scored in front of us and the European guy next me who’s just getting into watching football turned to me and said, “it looks so easy to him, yes?” 002
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Week zero proved once again that more football games are lost than they are won. Thoughts on that, North Carolina's win over TCU, plus more in my Ten Takeaways from the start of the 2026 season 👇2stripescpd.comTen Takeaways from college football's week zeroMore football games are lost than they are won. 000
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Bill screaming at his guys to back the fuck off mere seconds before one of them runs into the punter is a good summary of that first half 011
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Took about five months but finally went 100% on Donkey Kong Bananza 010
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 23/08/2026History will show that Art Modell did the right thing 020
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Fuck it - every 40+ yard TD Adrian Peterson scored at Oklahoma 001
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 19/08/2026YouTubers after they expand this program to people who want to enlist 000
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I made a video of every Braxton Miller TD at Ohio State and wrote about his incredible journey in Columbus2stripescpd.comBraxton Miller's TD reel at Ohio State is preposterous32 minutes of ankle-breaking scores. 051
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If you’ve ever wanted a college football preview that’s nothing but Haikus for every team, here you go2stripescpd.com2StripesCPD 2026 College Football PreviewOne haiku for all 138 teams. 011
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 13/08/2026One haiku for all 138 FBS teams. My official @2stripescpd.bsky.social CFB haiku season preview is here 👇 www.2stripescpd.com/2026-college... 000
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 11/08/20262026 CFB season preview drops Thursday on @2stripescpd.bsky.social 001
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Would you like to watch a video of all 57 touchdowns (44 passing, 12 rushing, 1 receiving) that Josh Allen accounted for at Wyoming? If so, you're in the right place2stripescpd.comJosh Allen's Wyoming touchdown reel is ridiculous19 minutes of preposterous throws 011
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026New video dropping tomorrow: Every TD Josh Allen accounted for (44 passing, 12 rushing, and 1 receiving) at Wyoming YouTube/ColtonDenning 011
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Antoine Cason: magnet to the football 🧲 101
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Word to Big Poppa Pump, Vernon Davis was a genetic freak and not normal 101
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Watching 2004 NFL Primetime episodes last night and Chris Berman had this line about Chargers Drew Brees playing the Saints that made my jaw drop 001
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Feast your eyes on my fourth annual CFB Head Coach hot seat tiers 🔥 www.2stripescpd.com/college-foot...2stripescpd.com2026 College Football Head Coach Hot Seat RankingsFind out which coaches are about to be #OpenToWork 010
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Hello Would you like to watch a video of all 26 touchdowns Ted Ginn Jr scored at Ohio State?2stripescpd.comTed Ginn Jr. is the fastest football player everVideo of every TD Ginn scored at Ohio State 121
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Pat Fitzgerald angrily calling Chip after seeing this and asking if he’s union 001
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026They don’t make em like Louisville RB Michael Bush anymore 101
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Bieber’s gotta cut it with the acoustic shit. Play the slaps 020
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I’ve developed an eBay addiction this offseason (part one)🧵 111
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026It's mid-July, which means every CFB team has (theoretical) hopes of winning the national championship this season. I wrote about why your favorite team will win it (and why they won't)2stripescpd.comWhy your CFB team will win the 2026-27 national championshipEveryone has a chance in July. 011
Reposted by Colton Denning2StripesCPD @2stripescpd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Alright it’s time for me accept this is a viable platform to help grow the site because sharing links on Twitter fuckin sucks Anyway, here’s a 17 minute video of Justin Blackmon TDs at Oklahoma State2stripescpd.comVideo: Every Justin Blackmon TD at Oklahoma StateFade route God. 062
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This game is already belt to ass so I want to let you know I just dropped a 17 minute video of all 42 Justin Blackmon touchdowns at Oklahoma State2stripescpd.comVideo: Every Justin Blackmon TD at Oklahoma StateFade route God. 000
Reposted by Colton DenningBADMAN @friarfever.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Where the article ends if you aren't already subscribed is top level IYKYK heel work. 011
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It’s finally time for me to drop some 2026 CFB preview content on your head Here’s why your favorite team will win the national title this year (and why they won’t)2stripescpd.comWhy your CFB team will win the 2026-27 national championshipEveryone has a chance in July. 100
Colton Denning @dubsco.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I just dropped a video of all 42 touchdowns Adrian Peterson scored at Oklahoma, if that’s something you’re interested in. Happy fourth!2stripescpd.comVideo: Every TD Adrian Peterson scored at OklahomaAll Day. 001
