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DubbaEwwTeeEff

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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 7h
Is their verb for having raised an army "gegijoeerd"?
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 7h
well aren’t you just a little glitch in the matrix
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 8h
... actually if the dementia is progressing as much as it seems to be, he might not. I know that sounds like a dark joke but I'm... not actually joking. I genuinely believe he might already have times when he doesn't even realize he's currently president.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 9h
Me and my friends are known to use ricockulous as one level above ridiculous. I highly doubt we're unique in this.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 10h
Not sure if it counts because it's from a meme, but we use "Photosynthesizing" for using big words incorrectly. Most of the rest of ours are just SpongeBob references, because it was one of my oldest's favorite shows when he was little.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 10h
Please make sure it's not related to your passwords first
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 11h
Lol Jesus Christ I kinda feel like this one is on a different level
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 14h
Shockingly, most eugenicists are convinced that their own genes are the ones are most likely to bring humanity into a new golden age of supermen.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At least he answered the question. The answer was utter batshit nonsense, but it was an answer.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We all make mistakes, the key is to just put it behind you and keep moving forward. Don't look back. You can never look back.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
See I was debating before but this was the final nail in the coffin. Consider yourself followed. Nothing you can do about it.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
90s dog puppet stand up comedian: for me to poop on
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It may not actually be beside the point. I mean he's 50 years old, he was an adult in 1994. What exactly was this man doing before Myspace launched?!
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Neither is Elon Musk, but both of them can do a surprising amount of harm despite that
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know if it's because of him being rural but a friend of mine is getting that shit daily in Michigan, and there's no way he's on an R voter list.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how many of them begin with them musing about the title "super genius" right before it all goes horribly wrong
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I for one am utterly shocked that there's evidence of James Watson being a complete asshole.
Two paragraphs of James Watson's Wikipedia page. In 1994, Watson became president of Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory. Francis Collins took over the role as director of the Human Genome Project.[57] In 1997, Watson was quoted in The Sunday Telegraph, stating: "If you could find the gene which determines sexuality and a woman decides she doesn't want a homosexual child, well, let her."[63] The biologist Richard Dawkins wrote a letter to The Independent claiming that Watson's position was misrepresented by The Sunday Telegraph article, and that Watson would equally consider the possibility of having a heterosexual child to be just as valid as any other reason for abortion, to emphasize that Watson is in favor of allowing choice.[64]

On the issue of obesity, Watson was quoted in 2000, saying: "Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them."[65] Watson repeatedly supported genetic screening and genetic engineering in public lectures and interviews, arguing that stupidity is a disease and the "really stupid" bottom 10% of people should be cured.[66] He also suggested that beauty could be genetically engineered, saying in 2003, "People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty. I think it would be great."[66][67]Two more paragraphs.

In his 2007 memoir, Avoid Boring People: Lessons from a Life in Science, Watson describes his academic colleagues as "dinosaurs", "deadbeats", "fossils", "has-beens", "mediocre", and "vapid".[95] Steve Shapin in Harvard Magazine noted that Watson had written an unlikely "Book of Manners", telling about the skills needed at different times in a scientist's career; he wrote Watson was known for aggressively pursuing his own goals at the university. E. O. Wilson once described Watson as "the most unpleasant human being I had ever met", but in a later TV interview said that he considered them friends and their rivalry at Harvard "old history" (when they had competed for funding in their respective fields).[96][97]

In the epilogue to the memoir Avoid Boring People, Watson alternately attacks and defends former Harvard University president Lawrence Summers, who stepped down in 2006 due in part to his remarks about women and science.[98] Watson also states in the epilogue, "Anyone sincerely interested in understanding the imbalance in the representation of men and women in science must reasonably be prepared at least to consider the extent to which nature may figure, even with the clear evidence that nurture is strongly implicated."[67][95]Another paragraph.
At a conference in 2000, Watson suggested a link between skin color and sex drive, hypothesizing that dark-skinned people have stronger libidos.[65][99] His lecture argued that extracts of melanin—which gives skin its color—had been found to boost subjects' sex drive. "That's why you have Latin lovers", he said, according to people who attended the lecture. "You've never heard of an English lover. Only an English Patient."[100] Watson also said that stereotypes associated with racial and ethnic groups have a genetic basis: Jews being intelligent, Chinese being intelligent but not creative because of selection for conformity, and Indians being servile because of selection under caste endogamy.[101] Regarding intelligence differences between blacks and whites, Watson has asserted that "all our social policies are based on the fact that their (blacks) intelligence is the same as ours (whites) – whereas all the testing says not really ... people who have to deal with black employees find this not true."[102]
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Watson repeatedly asserted that differences in average measured IQ between blacks and whites are due to genetics.[103][104][105] In early October 2007, he was interviewed by Charlotte Hunt-Grubbe at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory (CSHL). Watson discussed his view that Africans are less intelligent than Westerners.[106][103][107] Watson said his intention was to promote science, not racism, but some UK venues canceled his appearances,[108] and Watson canceled the rest of his tour.[109][110][111][112] An editorial in Nature said that his remarks were "beyond the pale" but expressed a wish that the tour had not been canceled so that Watson would have had to face his critics in person, encouraging scientific discussion on the matter.[113] Because of the controversy, the board of trustees at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory suspended Watson's administrative responsibilities.[114] Watson issued an apology,[115] then retired at age 79 from CSHL from what the lab called "nearly 40 years of distinguished service".[59][116] Watson attributed his retirement to his age and to circumstances that he could never have anticipated or desired.[117][118][119]
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Don't worry Kristi. I'll be waiting for you at the Rainbow Bridge," said Cricket, menacingly.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Supposedly the insane markup is how Mattress Firm can constantly have two locations across the street from each other without going bankrupt, but I still feel like there's something shady involved there 🤷‍♂️
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yep, that's pretty common especially for online-only companies. The mattress industry has very weird economic incentives because its product is extremely expensive to ship, extremely expensive to buy (especially luxury mattresses), and extremely cheap to make.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's definitely a thing everywhere, but it's so much worse with tech and venture capital involved. Just obscene amounts of money thrown at whatever the latest buzzword is, over and over again until the next recession.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
don't forget Rob Ford
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's literally a line in Welcome to the Internet. Everything about this is so fucking stupid.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"On your own machine" isn't super likely just because the tensor math is extremely expensive on a general-purpose CPU, though it might be workable if you already need a graphics card for the app. You could do the same idea as an API in a datacenter for anything that will always be online though.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I immediately also thought "chaud" and "froid"
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These moments are so, so rare. Cherish them.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
...wait... is that what he meant
DJ Crazy Times saying "Women are my favorite guy" in the Planet of the Bass music video
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuuuuuuck. This is the kind of shit they'd put into a "Traffic" sequel, and everyone would talk about it being forced and unrealistic.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
None of step 3's outcomes necessarily coincide with profit, which incidentally puts the Underpants Gnomes slightly ahead in terms of business strategy
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
1. Promise something revolutionary with other people's money 2. Keep doing that as long as they will give you more 3. A) If it's successful enough to interest a buyer, sell. B) If it's successful enough to interest lots of buyers, IPO. C) If it's neither, go back to step 1.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mostly agree, but I'm not sure they even thought that far. I don't think the average startup business plan really even considers profitability anymore. Pretty much every startup I've ever heard details about ran on some variation of this:
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With bespoke inference hardware, cheaper models, and a significant price increase there's still probably a good value proposition for coding, and for certain hard-to-automate work like cross-checking hand-filled paperwork. The rest of it just isn't sustainable and I don't see how it ever could be.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even the pay versions are *heavily* subsidized relative to the actual compute cost. There's no way to make a lot of these use cases profitable, but apparently nobody's bothering to check whether they could still afford these features when the providers start charging them full price.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alito and I both hope that this clip is played for law, political science, and history students for hundreds of years, but we hope that for very different reasons.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He spread a potato-quality video from a year before of what looked like haitians grilling chickens to anyone that wasn't a racist prick, and he also put out a $5000 reward for proof of it. I'm not aware of any sign that he was involved in creating the hoax but he sure as hell joined in.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Ryan" is such an incredibly petty name for this and it's perfect. www.thetimes.com/travel/advic...
thetimes.com
Ryanair voted UK’s worst short-haul airline
Jet2 tops the annual Which? survey for the fifth year as budget rivals are criticised for ‘awful’ seats, poor service and hidden luggage fees
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J would be offended by the association.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me, every website
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
presented without comment
the parent post followed immediately on my timeline by a clip of trump bragging about price differences of up to 700 percent
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what I immediately thought of
An Adipose from Doctor Who. It's a little thing that sort of looks like a squishy lump of fat or a grayish marshmallow, with stybby arms and legs, two black circle eyes, and a tiny mouth with a smile. They're invariably shown with a single tooth sticking out of the mouth on the right hand side.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've seen some extremely cool tattoo versions of this joke - cartoon bees in ghost costumes
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"i'm sittin' at a bar on the inside, waitin' for my ride on the outside..."
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my other favorite: 1: "why are fish bad at basketball?" 2: "i don't know, why are fish bad at basketball?" 1: "they're too scared of the net!" later... 1: "why are fish bad at soccer?" 2: "because they're scared of the net?" 1: "no, because they don't have feet."
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
point up at a v of birds, ask a kid "do you know why they fly like that"? kid proudly explains the wind resistance thing they learned about in school say back "ah, but do you know why one side of the V is longer?" wait for the kid to give up deadpan "because there's more birds on that side."
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, it took tax evasion to get Capone...
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thanks, now I can't stop asking myself "why does 'mad with you' sound weird but 'angry with you' sounds fine"
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's a misrepresentation of their position. They're really against mail-in voting for ballots with Democrats filled in.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a nonzero chance that whoever you say this to is already doing that
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And again, it's likely a small effect. That's not particularly comforting to my trans friends and family. They don't deserve to see myths and moral panic about them legitimized to avoid a wedge issue. And they don't deserve to think I'm okay with that.
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DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What legislation Talarico would support isn't the issue. Finding common ground with Rs on this legitimizes their position. It makes attacking trans rights more socially acceptable. That makes anti-trans candidates and legislation more likely whether he'd support them or not.
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