DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 7hIs their verb for having raised an army "gegijoeerd"? 010
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 7hwell aren’t you just a little glitch in the matrix 020
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 8h... actually if the dementia is progressing as much as it seems to be, he might not. I know that sounds like a dark joke but I'm... not actually joking. I genuinely believe he might already have times when he doesn't even realize he's currently president. 070
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 9hMe and my friends are known to use ricockulous as one level above ridiculous. I highly doubt we're unique in this. 140
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 10hNot sure if it counts because it's from a meme, but we use "Photosynthesizing" for using big words incorrectly. Most of the rest of ours are just SpongeBob references, because it was one of my oldest's favorite shows when he was little. 130
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 10hPlease make sure it's not related to your passwords first 1170
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 11hLol Jesus Christ I kinda feel like this one is on a different level 010
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 14hShockingly, most eugenicists are convinced that their own genes are the ones are most likely to bring humanity into a new golden age of supermen. 000
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026At least he answered the question. The answer was utter batshit nonsense, but it was an answer. 000
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We all make mistakes, the key is to just put it behind you and keep moving forward. Don't look back. You can never look back. 040
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026See I was debating before but this was the final nail in the coffin. Consider yourself followed. Nothing you can do about it. 030
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 07/10/202690s dog puppet stand up comedian: for me to poop on 010
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It may not actually be beside the point. I mean he's 50 years old, he was an adult in 1994. What exactly was this man doing before Myspace launched?! 020
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Neither is Elon Musk, but both of them can do a surprising amount of harm despite that 010
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't know if it's because of him being rural but a friend of mine is getting that shit daily in Michigan, and there's no way he's on an R voter list. 010
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026how many of them begin with them musing about the title "super genius" right before it all goes horribly wrong 121
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I for one am utterly shocked that there's evidence of James Watson being a complete asshole. 0120
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Don't worry Kristi. I'll be waiting for you at the Rainbow Bridge," said Cricket, menacingly. 010
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Supposedly the insane markup is how Mattress Firm can constantly have two locations across the street from each other without going bankrupt, but I still feel like there's something shady involved there 🤷♂️ 010
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yep, that's pretty common especially for online-only companies. The mattress industry has very weird economic incentives because its product is extremely expensive to ship, extremely expensive to buy (especially luxury mattresses), and extremely cheap to make. 110
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That's definitely a thing everywhere, but it's so much worse with tech and venture capital involved. Just obscene amounts of money thrown at whatever the latest buzzword is, over and over again until the next recession. 130
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It's literally a line in Welcome to the Internet. Everything about this is so fucking stupid. 0150
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"On your own machine" isn't super likely just because the tensor math is extremely expensive on a general-purpose CPU, though it might be workable if you already need a graphics card for the app. You could do the same idea as an API in a datacenter for anything that will always be online though. 110
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I immediately also thought "chaud" and "froid" 0110
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026These moments are so, so rare. Cherish them. 000
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fuuuuuuck. This is the kind of shit they'd put into a "Traffic" sequel, and everyone would talk about it being forced and unrealistic. 010
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026None of step 3's outcomes necessarily coincide with profit, which incidentally puts the Underpants Gnomes slightly ahead in terms of business strategy 160
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/20261. Promise something revolutionary with other people's money 2. Keep doing that as long as they will give you more 3. A) If it's successful enough to interest a buyer, sell. B) If it's successful enough to interest lots of buyers, IPO. C) If it's neither, go back to step 1. 150
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I mostly agree, but I'm not sure they even thought that far. I don't think the average startup business plan really even considers profitability anymore. Pretty much every startup I've ever heard details about ran on some variation of this: 240
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026With bespoke inference hardware, cheaper models, and a significant price increase there's still probably a good value proposition for coding, and for certain hard-to-automate work like cross-checking hand-filled paperwork. The rest of it just isn't sustainable and I don't see how it ever could be. 131
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Even the pay versions are *heavily* subsidized relative to the actual compute cost. There's no way to make a lot of these use cases profitable, but apparently nobody's bothering to check whether they could still afford these features when the providers start charging them full price. 3180
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Alito and I both hope that this clip is played for law, political science, and history students for hundreds of years, but we hope that for very different reasons. 010
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He spread a potato-quality video from a year before of what looked like haitians grilling chickens to anyone that wasn't a racist prick, and he also put out a $5000 reward for proof of it. I'm not aware of any sign that he was involved in creating the hoax but he sure as hell joined in. 1220
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"Ryan" is such an incredibly petty name for this and it's perfect. www.thetimes.com/travel/advic...thetimes.comRyanair voted UK’s worst short-haul airlineJet2 tops the annual Which? survey for the fifth year as budget rivals are criticised for ‘awful’ seats, poor service and hidden luggage fees 040
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J would be offended by the association. 000
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've seen some extremely cool tattoo versions of this joke - cartoon bees in ghost costumes 0120
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"i'm sittin' at a bar on the inside, waitin' for my ride on the outside..." 000
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my other favorite: 1: "why are fish bad at basketball?" 2: "i don't know, why are fish bad at basketball?" 1: "they're too scared of the net!" later... 1: "why are fish bad at soccer?" 2: "because they're scared of the net?" 1: "no, because they don't have feet." 1525
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026point up at a v of birds, ask a kid "do you know why they fly like that"? kid proudly explains the wind resistance thing they learned about in school say back "ah, but do you know why one side of the V is longer?" wait for the kid to give up deadpan "because there's more birds on that side." 1521
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I mean, it took tax evasion to get Capone... 001
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026thanks, now I can't stop asking myself "why does 'mad with you' sound weird but 'angry with you' sounds fine" 160
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That's a misrepresentation of their position. They're really against mail-in voting for ballots with Democrats filled in. 0180
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There's a nonzero chance that whoever you say this to is already doing that 111
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And again, it's likely a small effect. That's not particularly comforting to my trans friends and family. They don't deserve to see myths and moral panic about them legitimized to avoid a wedge issue. And they don't deserve to think I'm okay with that. 010
DubbaEwwTeeEff @dubbaewwteeeff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What legislation Talarico would support isn't the issue. Finding common ground with Rs on this legitimizes their position. It makes attacking trans rights more socially acceptable. That makes anti-trans candidates and legislation more likely whether he'd support them or not. 230