Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 04/09/2025My friends, I have not given up on 🦋. My life has been complicated yet highly one dimensional. Since I’ve chosen not make this a “woe is me” account, my repartee has taken a hit 4190
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Yesterday, I wore my t-shirt inside out all day in public… I proclaim this as the fashion choice of summer 2025 290
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Welcome to the true first weekend of college footballmedia.tenor.coma maryland football player wearing a red jerseyAlt: a maryland football player wearing a red jersey 240
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Most people work on Labor Day and Labor Day weekend. What’s the point? 270
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 25/08/2025What’s a word to describe the perfect tasting tomato that you’ve grown yourself? 320
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 02/08/2025#GoodMorning #HappySaturday These temperatures in August make me want to believe 270
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 01/08/2025My wife is making a crab salad for… her. I’m eating yesterday’s Sonoma chicken salad w/ grilled chicken. I’m allergic to shellfish😔 380
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 01/08/2025My boy @marlonweststl.bsky.social and his team worked hard making this movie… Grab your kids and show some love. youtu.be/74JhgUmFZQk?...youtu.beZootopia 2 | Official Trailer | Experience It In IMAX®YouTube video by IMAX 070
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 01/08/2025@lilsky.bsky.social does the brain work better during the day? #Clipse #PushaT 010
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 01/08/2025If your friend drives a cybertruck, are they still your friend? 150
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 01/08/2025What three things does Duane have that are equal parts useful and annoying? 230
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I’m wearing sweatpants in public like the savage I am 180
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 30/07/2025This one was not a regular of mine, but I always try their specials. It was freaking delicious Hardly Arby Roast beef, crispy onion straws, zesty nacho cheese, bbq, pressed on French bread 370
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 24/07/2025On the way Home, we were listening to groove salad via #SomaFM like we still lived in the early 2000s and a song came on with the name “Mr. projectile I am back.” I’m more than obsessed with the meaning of this song title. 060
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 23/07/2025When Satan is chilling at home counting souls, he likes to play the Verizon on-hold music 070
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 23/07/2025House smells like Basil… the wife is dehydrating some of her plants. The only reason to deal with summer heat is fresh produce 3140
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 21/07/2025#GoodMorning It’s Monday which is my Sunday. I’m not sure days of week even matter for people like me. I just circle the days where I don’t have to people and rejoice 0100
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 19/07/2025A fabulous crew of immigrants are creating magic with my landscaping. No nonsense, hard working young men. We really should stop vilifying an important part of our economy. Sidenote: if possible, start paying them in cash. 0100
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Watched a new Netflix mystery that didn’t suck… Color me shocked 330
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 18/07/2025#GoodMorning It’s a bit steamy in my part of the world, but at least it’s cloudy 130
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 16/07/2025The Clippers have officially become… The Island of Misfit Toys #SkyHoops 180
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 16/07/2025When eating fast food, do you… -eat in the restaurant -eat in your car -drive home and then eat I hate people so it’s always in the car. @animeiscool.bsky.social , I know your answer 540
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 16/07/2025We got our first flat tire in for EVAH and it’s on the new car, of course 450
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 16/07/2025I’m in my boxers walking towards the kitchen and the door to the garage starts to open… 1-Cleaning lady had the wrong day 2-It’s lucky i can’t move very fast or I’d have to explain shooting the cleaning lady 180
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 16/07/2025It’s as if Ohio still doesn’t have an Opioid problem 🤷🏾♂️ 130
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 16/07/2025#GoodMorning Summer League ball has been pretty stellar so far #SkyHoops 180
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 14/07/2025@lilsky.bsky.social #Clipse www.highsnobiety.com/p/clipse-fas...highsnobiety.comThe Pharrell-Fueled Clipse ComebackClipse’s return is a full-circle fashion moment shaped by Pharrell, duality, and decades of dressing like both prophets & pushers. 230
Reposted by Duane🫀🩸🫁Kevsta @kevsta.me · 13/07/2025Chelsea *2-0 PSG HE HAS DONE IT AGAIN!!!!! The cooling break… obviously he came back charged up. LFG!!! #KTBFFH #FIFACWC #CHEPSG #CFC 191
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I know where I’ll be at 3pm EST Who’s watching the FIFA Club World Cup final? #ChelseaFC 020
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 12/07/2025My wife has decided she really likes boba tea😔media.tenor.coma man with a beard has his eyes closed and says what do you meanAlt: a man with a beard has his eyes closed and says what do you mean 480
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Hey, I’m home 🙏🏾 Now,my weekend begins Not that we’re gonna’ do anything😂 3110
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 12/07/2025It won’t affect me since I subscribed to F1 TV, but for those of you who watched the races via ESPN you’ll need to get that Apple TV+ subscription next year. 140
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 11/07/2025All of my local friends are on threads. What does that say about me? 590
Duane🫀🩸🫁 @duanemyers.bsky.social · 11/07/2025You know what would be cool? If you’re someone that engages with other people here on the sky and you’ve decided to take a break it would be fantastic if you would pin a little note on your bio so we’re not worried about you. Thanks in advance 🙏🏾 290