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Vera said that?

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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 1h
If someone went into specksavers with an arrow in their eye, and the staff couldn't treat it in store, would this not count as false advertising?
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had to have "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley" explained to me when I was 25 years old.
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He was once saved from drowning by Brendan Gleeson.
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Too long. They could have easily told the story in 150 ft.
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Words words words words words
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Amstrad E-Mailer
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nowhere. They're free
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where can get one of those 'British Taxpayer' smocks?
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kemical toilet.
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every book starts with them being thrown of of a different casino.
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Acer Nitro
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The spy who invited me to see Ash at the Edinburgh Corn Exchange in 2003 and when I got there demanded 30 quid for the ticket.
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The GPT versions have a minus symbol in front of them so surely they're getting worse not better?
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deep down he desperatelywants to get into D and D
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's very yellow
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fortunately the term Super Intelligence doesn't sound terrifying at all
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great turnout in Makerfield for his speech though
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This looks very bad but surely Digger will be worse
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People who can't describe in detail the plot of every Jonathan Creek episode are just trying to look cool.
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every star wars film since the phantom menace has been an attempt to address all the complaints about the last movie and I absolutely think they should keep doing it it's very funny
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck me! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the fucking moon
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is it odd to have watched a film 6+ times? I've seen 'Now You See Me' at least seven times and it's rubbish.
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He could launch a podcast with Liz Truss?
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ted Lasso above Shogun and Community is hilarious
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And all their ill gotten trophies taken off them too I hope
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It has an uncanny valley effect on me. It's revolting.
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WFT isn't going on??
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Guard on the right
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In some ways it's impressive how LLMs have made computers not able to count.
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did all the contestants keep deciding to survive?
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you tell people that everything is great when everything is in fact not great, individuals will think they, personally, are being screwed over and vote accordingly.
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Clydebank fc / Matchwinner
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ermintrude Song #TheLedRoundabout
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And just really tired
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Take it Easy by The Eagles
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus Rex's favourite Poirot was David Suchet
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Robert Goulet in The Simpsons. "Vera said that?"
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What colour should his eight-inch cock have been?
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imdb advanced search lets you filter for shorts and by county of origin. www.imdb.com/search/title...
imdb.com
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Does this mean we're not getting our Dyson Sphere anymore?
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And none of them are wearing trousers
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An individual having that much money is a national security risk. Forget about taxation, it's about simply confiscating the money
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, you're right. There's 8 possible three-day windows in a 10-day run.😊
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