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Dtk371

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Don't make me angry. I'll will only point and laugh.

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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 14h
Trump being in front of a firing squad go fund me. Raised $27 trillion.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It was like watching a dog pick peanut butter off it's nose.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
WH press briefing tomorrow will be the song "wheels on the bus."
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She blended the news, dried it and smoked it as a great big doobie.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lovely story.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
One star review. Didn't vile people once paint stars on shops they didn't like
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dark Art Of The Deal
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Midsummer Night's Wet Dream
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Karmasutra pop-up
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The P in P tapes doesn't stand for pee
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Visited ages ago. Muppet asking questions. Awesome Donnie lass keeper. Can they get out? Do you think I'd be standing here if they could. Can we watch feeding? Feed is after hours. Dropping half a cow in tends to upset people, especially kids.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Anyone got a drone?
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Irony...
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Driver has anger management issues!"
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have painted tunnels on walls. Regards Banksy
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fk cake bread, and burgers should get wider not taller.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also I should have typed legendary
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Exactly, kill badgers Not
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not in my house anymore
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He's taken the loss with the dignity that would expect from a FIFA peace prize recipient
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hob knobs are sht, chocolate hob nobs are legion
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How do I delete a comment on blue sky?
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is true. And even the mini ones last longer.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ancient Chinese proverb. "He who holds the piss tape holds the power."
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We go live to our reporter. "Fk this, that was a roof!"
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I want to put up your rent by 60% "Do you know how flammable this house is." Is that a threat? "You know the fire engine can't access this property." Rent went up by 25 quid, he took me for a pint
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ancient Chinese proverb. "He who holds the piss tape, holds all the cards."
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Her hands are bigger than his
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Could be ICE employee of the month.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pakistani heritage taxi driver, let me choose the music. Discussed food, arrived at my destination. Called his mum so we could talk recipes for ten minutes. Laughing our heads off, he refused payment for the journey. "your son looks like a Bollywood star." Which one. "I can't remember her name. "
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I read that as "a happy ending."
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Russian gas stations look awash with fuel.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of my nuts has just popped outta my underwear, can I rearrange?
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes when I piss right in the middle of the bowl I think it's musk talking
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Its not erectile dysfunction, just Ma keeps yelling. "
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854 
nber.org
Taxing Entrepreneurial Wealth: Evidence from Norway, 2021–2025
Founded in 1920, the NBER is a private, non-profit, non-partisan organization dedicated to conducting economic research and to disseminating research findings among academics, public policy makers, an...
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
More David Walliams kids books. "Send kids feet pics to daves number." Long title, it's what he wanted.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's a face that needs a fake moustache.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thigh or jumper shop?
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No thank you, although the state of the world is might not get to use every month.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Simon Cowell on the panel.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
B side?
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can't find my keys. Bloody Biden.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"It's like a buffet. All you can sniff."
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Its been a day of cross generational performances.
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Done and ordered,
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
K K K and another K. Klu Klux Klans. Four non blondes
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Dtk371 @dtk371.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dad is that you...
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