𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 19h“ Have no fear! I can help with your missing organs! With the help of my patent-pending artificial kidneys! A perfect replacement for your absent kidneys! “ ( they might explode ) 010
Reposted by 𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Stands in 5'4". 011
Reposted by 𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“ I made a robot that screams! “ 011
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“ The quality or state of being true, real, of factual! “ 000
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“ Good question. “ … “ I need it for a DNA match. “ 000
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“ Ah. Thank you! “ Putting it in a little plastic baggy. “ This’ll do nicely! “ 000
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“ Excuse me, sir! Dilton Doiley: Riverdale resident whiz-kid! May I perchance borrow a strand of YOUR hair? “ 000
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“ Although there is a slight resemblance between that eccentric fellow, and Archie. I believe it’s merely a coincidence they both happen to have freckles, and a gap tooth. I’ll need a strand of hair to confirm the others suspicions…! “ 000
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“ For your information, I’m currently questioning my sexual orientation. I’m unsure if I prefer the company of males, or females. “ Readjusting his glasses. 010
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 19/09/2026“ Very well. Onwards, Mantle!! “ Cuts to him running like this. 020
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Waking back to his house with a box of car parts. 000
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“ I mean, I can. But I don’t wanna risk it. Nope! “ 000
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“ Curse my body’s shortage of specific enzymes! I can’t consume dairy.. “ 100
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“ How ethical is it for me to use sentient rats as test subject? Asking for a friend, of course! “ 000
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“ How peculiar.. It seems as something, or someONE broke into my lab.. What’s even stranger is that nothing of value was stolen, or vandalized! Well, besides my prototype Time Machine. Perhaps this is sign from a higher being to cease work immediately… Back to the drawing board, I suppose. “ 000
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 17/09/2026// Bisexual dilly, or gay Dilton.. Decisions, decisions.. 000
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“ Excellent question, Jones! The reason why it’s called a hamburger is quite simple, see. It’s cause it’s named after Hamburg, Germany. In the 19th century Hamburg was famous for its hamburg steak- “ 000
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“ Interesting perceptive, Mantle. “ Readjusting his glasses. “ That’s not important now! I’ve got to see Ze- Err, Link! Right away! “ 010
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“ First of all, that Zelda guy is named “Link”. Second of all, WHAT!? “ 010
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“ Oh, Reggie! You’re here awfully early! “ Tidying up his work station. 010
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 16/09/2026#ArchieRp #ArchieComicsRp #SliceoflifeRp #Mvrp 000
𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐭𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐲 🔬 @dstrangescience.bsky.social · 16/09/2026𝙱𝚢 𝙰𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚜’𝚜 𝚊𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝙰𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚎! 𝙸𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚍! 𝙳𝚒𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢’𝚜 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚞𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗! 020