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Dustin Carson

@dstncarson.bsky.social
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I like dogs, cats & occasionally humans Also, fuck MAGA

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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
WOKE
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Pee-wee's Playhouse: Secret Word 'AHH!'
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's cool when you read a lyric you like and clearly hear it between the ears and it elevates your mood. Thanks!
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
derp
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Look at that tiny fist on that tub of guts. Pathetic
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Like a soup sandwich
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Let's not forget that the Iran "excursion" started less than 24 hours after the release of Jane Doe #4 from the Epstein files.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dodger loves to chill under this tree at the park.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Dale Doback Says Yup! (Step Brothers)
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
STFU bitch
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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Nate Bargatze in SNL's Nobody Knows Sketch
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
To answer your question 👇
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Nobody Knows SNL Skit ft. Nate Bargatze
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
C'mon Leprosy 🤞
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It was aimed at the poorly educated whom he also loves.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
That's an expensive nap we all payed for.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ya! Boooooo
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Woman Shouts 'Booooo!'
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Nate Bargatze in SNL's Nobody Knows Sketch
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
That obnoxious shit-eating grin is infuriating.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
"Heads I win, tails you lose"
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A thief thinks everyone steals.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"Or we won't have a country anymore" Get some new material asshole.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Grandpa didn't know where he was or what was happening.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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a man wearing a hat says " talk about your all-time backfires ... "
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We're not MAGAts, Mark. A missing letter doesn't make our heads spin.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Sometimes I think Dodger gets annoyed at me taking so many pictures of him.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
And they were big, strong men too
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Might as well go all the way
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The MAGA movement is about to fall apart like a soup sandwich and I can't wait.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
👏
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Surprised they're not wearing long red dresses and a white hat.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
That smug prick is getting fatter every time I see him. The Pinoccio effect except to his belly.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Comfy Kylo says hi! 👋 #Caturday
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Good morning from the park
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
What does Melania say to tRump after sex? "I'll be home in 30 minutes"
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
👋 #Caturday
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
So Iran told him to get bent
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
They don't call him TACO tRump for nothing
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Vibes
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a man wearing a music band shirt is carrying a skateboard and asking how do you do fellow kids
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
We're boned
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bender from futurama is standing next to a man with the letter a on his sleeve
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
In about 2 weeks
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Mark on Fox and Wayne on Newsmax?
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I'm guessing a boys husky
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Dodger says hi
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Ya, it looks cool. When I travel, I like to check out a new stadium. Especially if the timing works out and the Dodgers are the opponent.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My Dodgers are playing your Twins this year in June. Tempting
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Or we can luck out and he chokes on his next Big Mac.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
C'mon Big Macs, finish him.
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Tick tock, Stephen
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a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a crowd of people .
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
That neckgina needs to be censored FFS
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Dustin Carson @dstncarson.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Congrats. Hopefully my Rams see you in the Super Bowl.
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