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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
And this chart shows Cheryl Hines career prospects going forward. Nice bump in the middle for all the cookie-cutter Hallmark movies in her future lol
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
From charging individuals with "mortgage fraud" to labeling every maga church a terrorist org like they did to liberal charities - they came up with so many new great ways to fuck maga into the ground...
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Impeachments? Fuck that I want imprisonment for these traitors. Guess the Cons are conveniently forgetting the "those in power get to rewrite the rules and go for their rivals throats" part that they just established.
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
"Family talent shows" lmao! Bunch of talentless traitors pretending like whoever licks boots the hardest is somehow a winner lol
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Trump admin is desperately hiding numbers while fox, of all places, is airing these numbers? Beginning of the end for trump...
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Why blame the dude who will end up dropping dead before he is held accountable when we can blame red states and all his supporters forever? They are hurting now yet the revenge hasnt even started yet. Gonne be begging for the days they were merely fly-over states before they became traitor states.
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The feeling of outrage you have right now is the same outrage MAGA will feel when we do this to mar a lago and every red state military base in 3 years...
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
We can play the same game: "We are seriously not gonna undo ALL of this AND seize all Trump admins property, bank accounts, etc AND throw them all all in prison and ICE too" (...but we totally are).
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I said this same thing the day kirk was shot - I care about him exactly the same amount as conservatives care about all the dead kids the policies they support kill. Here we are a few weeks later and I havent heard kirks name mentioned in weeks, even they couldnt keep their fake outrage going lmao
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Today the US total debt hit 38 trillion. Trump added almost 8 trillion to that debt in just his first term and another 2 trillion in this year alone. Trump runs up 2 trillion in debt every year. Conservatives are traitors and liars. They LOVE spending money when it pushes their fascist agenda.
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Classic conservative "whataboutism": "So what if Trump is taking a wrecking ball to a building he doesn't own (causing millions in damages and future restoration costs) you took like $100 worth spoons given to you as a gift!!! You should have stolen classified docs and wrecked the building like us"
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
When Jefferies gets threatened or Pelosis husband gets attacked, it's nbd to them When kids in their own communities get shot because of their policies - nbd But when Trump gets fake shot in his magically regrowing ear, or Kirk gets what he lives for, they cant cope that the world doesn't care lol
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
"I looked at all the brand new signs paid—I guess it was paid for by Soros and other radical left lunatics. It looks like it was, we're checking it out." Every accusation is a confession.
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Why sue companies and hope your corrupt supreme court will back you when you can just get your goons to rob the govt directly for you?
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
People are too poor to have kids and companies like this are giddy to reduce the amount of people with money to buy their shit. The dream of a fully automated Amazon warehouse on every block in a country where no one can afford to buy anything anymore is almost realized.
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The people on board with Trump ignoring laws to go after his enemies won't be happy to learn they will be labeled as the enemies to go after during the next admin. Masks? Bitch please. The ADP paper trail of paychecks will identify all of these traitors/criminals immediately and easily.
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Red states don't deserve medicine or doctors. Bootstraps, horse-paste, and death from easily preventable disease is all they deserve after voting to fuck healthcare for everyone.
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Red states were more than happy to vote for "liberal tears" and to "hurt the right people". Well who's hurting and crying now? Now go eat your dog for dinner...
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Can wait till the GOP regrets him being on their side too. Time for someone else to change strokey ogre's diapers from now on...
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
We could use the new ballroom as a Trump Administration Crimes museum, but let's get real it would need to be like 10x bigger to cover all these crimes. Maybe it can be the Trump/Epstein No Pedo Presidents permanent exhibit with the Trump/Epstein statue positioned right in the center lmao
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Cons can NEVER handle it when the things they happily did 100x before is done back to them once "How dare you steal a move out of our playbook" is all they are really saying.
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I'm celebrating the fact that red states are so dumb they voted to fuck themselves over and yet still think the chicken shitting all over the cheesboard is gonna somehow help them. Desperately hoping the bull can fix the china shop he destroyed huh? Like seriously, how stupid are you people?
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
How about we tear the new ballroom down immediately and then do the same to mar a lago once we seize it?
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Oh just STFU you brain-dead ogre. Can't wait till this traitor learns the gop doesn't want him either lmao
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
"Wait until next year" says Dumbass Dictator Donny after accomplishing zero of his "day one" economic promises.
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Bailing out dumb farmers who voted for tariffs - somehow not socialism.
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
"Nothing on the "tariff shelf" boss, but holy shit look at all of this stuff on the "dementia shelf"!"
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Took a whole 9 days for Cons to cave to TV viewer backlash yet the Trump admin are pretending they can fire half the govt and somehow won't get general public backlash and destroyed in the midterms lol
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Aww the people actively destroying america future are worried about THEIR careers and future. How fuckkng adorable. Once again Cons, even their so called "leaders", ONLY ever care about consequences of their actions when it affects them smh
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
But the left is the party of violence huh?
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
"Recently, a large group of farmers in Arkansas gathered to plead for federal assistance as export prices plummet and input costs increase." Hypocrite "small-government" conservatives demand trump provide the handouts and safety nets that they constantly vote against for everyone else.
moneywise.com
Banker warns we could lose US farmers at an alarming rate if Trump doesn’t help — urges Uncle Sam to put ‘arms around them.’ Should we step in?
Some say one-third of farmers could go bankrupt.
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Think trump didn't notice the statue of him and his best friend? Think again lmao 😂 😂 😂
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
For someone so concerned with ratings Trump must be proud that he gave Kimmel 27x more viewers tuning in to watch last night lmao! 🤣 And that's nothing compared to the 14 million who watched the monologue online (suck on that sinclair and nexstar lol) 🤡
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
"Now, look, did y'all really think we weren't going to talk about Jimmy Kimmel?" Goldberg asked Nice try to pretend like you didnt purposely avoid talking about it UNTIL that became a national story in of itself smh 🤡
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Red states voted to create a dystopian world where they live across from huge fields of food yet are starving. Maga has gone from mocking people "eating their pets" to eyeing their own dog for dinner real quick. How's that reality taste lmao
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
But as long as he accepts kirk and trump as his saviors he won't be deported by ice lol
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
And they would disagree, and they wear a tshirt with his mugshot printed on it...
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
"Day One" Donny Delivered Dogshit.
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
"Shes not his enforcer" but she will be made his scapegoat when it's time to pay for this admin's crimes. Oh well, throw away the key...
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Aww real tragedy that the same thing they did to BLM/Floyd George memorials happens to their shit too lmao Love this.
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
😂😂😂 Love this!
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The fundamental difference is how blind Cons are to their own blatant hypocrisy
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Whoever said Kirk "brought debate to a gunfight” is fucking hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣 I love that the hypocrite cons who always mock the victims of gun violence can't cope with us doing the same to a known hate monger and gun enthusiast.
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
"How much did Trump steal from the taxpayers pockets? "Trillions and trillions."" - is literally one of the easiest ads to run to destroy the Trump administration credibly so of course Dems won't do anything with it
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Hope all the govt employees who pass trumps loyalty tests are renovating their houses and buying new cars. It's gonna be fun taking all that from them in 3 years via their unemployment
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Another win for trump's grand manufacturing resurgence promises lmao 🤣
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"You called us Hitler" - And we are gonna be calling you "traitors" and "guilty" once the Nuremberg 2 trials begin...
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Nevermind🎩🌀🤬 @dspatch.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Fuck Google. Always the gatekeeper, never the friend of web developers. Acting like them using ai to steal and summarize every website's content so visitors never need to go there isn't THE main cause of this decline. Google killed the internet. Good luck with that ad/search business lol 🤡
futurism.com
Google Says the Open Web Is Now in "Rapid Decline"
In a major change in tune, Google has admitted that the "open web is already in rapid decline" — despite arguing that the "web is thriving."
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