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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death

@dsmdexter.bsky.social
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Twitter refugee from the increasingly fascist notUSA. Sometimes I can be a dick, but most of the time I'm Mike. Where my name came from. www.washingtonpost.com/science/2021…

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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It makes big headlines, makes people happy or mad, then fades into the background with the next disaster.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do you think car companies are going to make less efficient cars, when the next president is going to change them back? They may push the larger vehicles since the average doesn't have to be as low, but they are not going to waste $$ designing gas guzzlers. www.scientificamerican.com/article/trum...
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Trump rolls back fuel economy standards for cars, breaking with 50 years of policy
Environmental advocates have decried the move
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We've always been at war with Oceania...
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder if they told spanky they were letting them out. He might be concerned about our fort...
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And eleventy kabillion new jobs. No one else even had 1 kabiliion...
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My current suggestion. Make the goal posts like a soccer goal raised 10 feet off the ground. The ball has to go into the goal. Over doesn't count. The kicks will be easier to block because they will have to have a lower trajectory. maybe draft basketball centers to swat them away at the post.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And the Steelers are still stuck with mason rudolph.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any hopes of the bikes looking better, let alone being slowed down for safety have been dashed. But we should have more influencers at the tracks, so there is some progress...
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've said it before, field goals have gotten too easy. The #NFL needs to change the rules so the game is won/lost on plays from scrimmage.
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Simpsons Old Man Yells at Cloud
ALT: Simpsons Old Man Yells at Cloud
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unbelievable end to the ravens-cowboys game. The Brazilians got their money's worth!
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't remember seeing any NFL stadium as empty as Miami is right now when it wasn't snowing. And most of the fans are wearing red.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He will have a great opportunity at the beginning of the season, not sure how long that will last.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
English next door comes through in the clutch...
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More likely hungover hegseth made something up to tell spanky.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But things will be so much worse if cnn is taken over by the ellisons...
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It seems like Todd Blanche and Mike Waltz got to tell lies about CNN on the Sunday shows, as a reward to them for banning the press.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The track in Brazil was absolutely ready to go this year. The NFL should have full confidence... www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sinkhole that occurred in the racetrack on raceday in Sao Paulo, Brazil for the MotoGp sprint race in 2026
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As the ranking member in the congressional asshole caucus, his hands are tied. He will remain chained to the "at least I'm not a democrat" platform until he joins the no longer in congress caucus and starts working fulltime at oan.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That should work... An oil tanker can carry the equivalent of thousands of tanker trucks, depending on its size. For example, a large oil tanker can hold up to 2 million barrels of oil, which is significantly more than the capacity of typical tanker trucks that hold up to 11,600 gallons each.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It looks like when they get together it could qualify as a group therapy session for their pedophilia probation requirements.
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 26/09/2026
What regulated space?
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At least that got Verlander off the hook for losing the game. disappointing loss for the Bucs.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Owls are better, because a swarm of bees will take you to ohio.
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Ciara Torres-Spelliscy @profciara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💥Ok I see other platforms are blocking this. I met Alex Gibney moons ago at ABCNY (the Association of the Bar for the City of New York). He’s the real deal. Here’s the trailer for Alex Gibney’s documentary about Musk. Let’s Streisand Effect this: www.firstshowing.net/2026/must-se... 👋🎥
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Must See Full Trailer for Alex Gibney's 'Musk' Doc About a Fraudster | FirstShowing.net
"Do we even know this man at all?" Bleecker Street has launched their main official trailer for the must see new documentary film titled simply Musk, about the uber-wealthy tech giant megalomaniac Elo...
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like the heated grips on my Aprilia.
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kiwigav88nz.bsky.social @kiwigav88nz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No, Trump isn't cratering our economy. The entire Republican Party is cratering our economy. The enablers deserve just as much blame as Trump.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gordon gecko school of philosophy.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are you saying ezra klein did interviewing right?
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DarLee @thedlee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Donald Trump WILL direct his supporters to attack polling places. He'll try to do it where he maintains plausible deniability in his mob boss style. So he'll probably suggest they go to polling places & "take back their country." Then he'll declare a state of emergency. Bookmark this post.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's the attitude!
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Because the world revolves around you.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The good thing about the "super intelligence" stupidity is that it will make blocking just that much easier. Anyone using it gets nuked immediately.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't know enough about xi to say that he's a demented old psychopath, but I would be very surprised if xi has devoted 2 brain cells to the idea of "super intelligence". spanky finds new ways to embarrass the country on a daily basis.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
up to Crystal lake. When I finished, I went to a restaurant in Glendora called The Hat, which specializes in meals containing pastrami. It was good, more than I could finish. #motosky www.relive.com/view/vrqDegk...
Looking out from the top of Rt 39, you can see some of the road leading up in the valley.The Chili Cheese Fries at The Hat. I had no idea they were a meal size. I couldn't finish them, that is very unusual for me.The Pastrami Cheeseburger from The Hat. Big enough for a meal on its own.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This week's ride is the Glendora Mountain Road. It is about a 20 mile road that goes up into the mountains from Glendora, Ca. I had never ridden it before, it is awesome. Lots of twists, great scenery, and no traffic. And it connects to Rt 39, which runs www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW5j...
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This Weeks's Ride-Glendora Mountain Rd
YouTube video by RZ Mike
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Valleygirl1964 @valleygirl1964.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Israel, what the hell is wrong with you you elect criminals and may I add the USA is just as bad. Somehow an idiot like Trump got in office, but he’s going and soon straight to prison. I suggest Israel do the same with their P.M. who is a crook. no more money to Israel from the USA 
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is like a religion, it gets made up, then changed to fit the current situation if needed. And it serves the same function, to keep people under control.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What is Trump's special skill on the world stage? @fionakatauskas.bsky.social thepoint.com.au/opinions/260...
Cartoon of Trump at the UN horrifying everyone. And audience member says "Say what you like about Donald Trump but he has a gift for uniting nations"
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NO FLUID was found in Nolan Wells' lungs or airways, per the autopsy report by the Mississippi State Medical Examiner. How do you die by "accidental drowning" if there is no water in your lungs?
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would be surprised if spanky has actually heard of Panda Express. But it wouldn't be a surprise if he checked with robert kraft to get the address of a nearby Chinese Massage Parlor...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A nice day for a ride!
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
👏😂👇
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So your suggestion is?
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxm5...
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Sen. Duckworth (D-IL): "F*ck that sh*t"
YouTube video by C-SPAN
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's good. That PPP guy looks like the "most interesting guy in the world", but when he starts talking you would get as far away as possible.
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The fun goes on and on. I guess i haven't been paying enough attention. Too much NFL...
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Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death @dsmdexter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That Colorado guy is dangerously nuts, hopefully he doesn't win. More than the usual hopefully. As bad as polis is, he would be a couple of orders of magnitude worse. Who is the dem running? Are they leading?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
CNN: “The worst any president has polled on inflation— EVER.” #Trumpflation #TrumpTax
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