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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈

@dslundberg.bsky.social
1K followers 627 following 4.7K posts

Geek, wino, runner, atheist, and dog dad. He/Him 📍DC

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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 7h
An ungovernable king! 👑
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 7h
Which things?
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 9h
Yes please!
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 12h
*Jakey. JFC, autocorrect.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 12h
Ran 11 miles. I can haz a carb now?
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 12h
Kaley Bakey Runny Sunny ☀️
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 15h
I could use a new hoe, but I am interested in more as well.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So much billionaire brain rot with that one.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is long past time for Marc to retire, example 9,428,394. Seriously, how embarrassing for him. 🚮
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Looks like we’re getting a Streets Market where A Baked Joint used to be.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fun fact: many facts are not fun.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes, though not often and only when the other attendees are fine with it or if I’m particularly fired up about something.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m sort of shocked his people let this see the light of day.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This was rough. William Shatner has AI psychosis.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lemme just add that to my retirement mood board
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did nobody tell William Shatner that it’s unbecoming to shovel popcorn into your face while you’re recording a podcast?
youtu.be
William Shatner on Getting Shoved by Neil deGrasse Tyson and Auctioning His Kidney Stone for $75,000
YouTube video by Dropping Names with Brent and Jonny
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😍
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The way this town reacted when they called the 2020 election says DC needs to be on that list.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now you just need the IRS to let you claim them as dependents.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🫂🫂🫂
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would love to see more Drunk History. Still mad they canceled it.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😍😍😍
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So, Palm Beach? I can’t think of anywhere else he genuinely likes.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not haunted at all!
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
One hundred percent.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We are circling back on synergies left and right!
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Between her and Katherine McPhee I really can’t ever rewatch Smash (TV Series) again.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Disgusting. Add it to the cleanup list for when he's gone.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good night, unless you’re a vampire or work nights, in which case, good morning.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very young me was terrified by parts of E.T.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh dear. Natalie, he got into the phone again! Get that diaper changed and put him to bed.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Buddy Christ™️ is here for you.
static.klipy.com
Dogma: Winking Jesus Gives Thumbs Up
ALT: Dogma: Winking Jesus Gives Thumbs Up
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Fozzie Bear Wow
ALT: Fozzie Bear Wow
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ok, but no spiders allowed.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every person responsible for this must be immediately buried under the prison.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s not how you’re supposed to use candles.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That makes sense.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What’s with all the text spam from Canadian area codes? Are they easier to spoof?
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Grabby Hands Cat
ALT: Grabby Hands Cat
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t have one ☹️
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally! One I want in my neighborhood.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We love a colorful running shoe ❤️
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Disagreeing about facts is quite literally not how facts work. Moreover, I’m not lunching with nazis. 🚮
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is there a livestream?
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like half the Netflix documentaries about murder have some random Utah connection. So many clips of the news anchors I grew up watching.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Inside you is a spooky, scary skeleton.
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So speedy! 🏃‍♂️💨
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤔
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The rain stopped enough and I didn’t have to do a 10k on the treadmill. #blessed
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D. Scott Pumpkins 🎃🏳️‍🌈 @dslundberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very sorry for your loss. 🫂
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