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@dschroder.bsky.social
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
His aids?!
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Digger Please
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
At least online casinos offered fantastic, easily exploitable, bonuses to buy my silence for all the damage the cause. The prediction market promos and bonuses are total trash though. Burn it all down.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Anyone ever pick up the irony with his name? His name was Frank, but was notoriously evasive during conversations.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
4chan tried their best
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mad Max with shittier motors.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Taking white women across state lines is the only worthwhile Jack Johnson summer.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Fixed it for you
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
But they will save millions in petrol cost.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
They should let the Welsh play.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Because he's in Kazakhstan.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What if Ukraine drones just drop a bunch of tire puncture caltrops around all the gas stations for lulz?
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The only Russian videos I care to watch are from a drone cam lens.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
In Soviet Russia, gas caps you!
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And hookers
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Things must be bad. Normally there would be at least a half dozen drunken parking lot fights going on in a Russian gas station.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Air conditioning is gigaChad, heat pumps are betacuck.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Animathias Star Fox
ALT: Animathias Star Fox
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Never touch a pregnant woman.
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Beaman: Man in 'Be A Man' Shirt
ALT: Beaman: Man in 'Be A Man' Shirt
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I hate being spoonfed opinions about art by coastal elites. I prefer to be spoon fed baseless allegations by coastal elites, and then wallow in my retconned erudition by deciding a 50 year career was actually not that good.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Flew in to omaha, and they forced me to enter Iowa without my consent.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The Freshman - 1990 "The Freshman is sophomoric. The Freshman flunks out."
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Put the BECs and Cronuts away, and butter up a hard roll. Ken is coming to town
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The intense anal will always be a problem
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The village people duped me into thinking the YMCA would be fun. It's just a bunch of old people doing water aerobics, hardly any gay sex.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Lara Logan's crazy ass is coming back.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ineffective. Some of those oil tanks would have exploded anyway.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Simpsons: The Worst Day of Your Life So Far
ALT: Simpsons: The Worst Day of Your Life So Far
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Is that an annoying hipster thing? I did that spontaneously in Philly like 15 years ago (Liberty Bell, Love sign, Rocky statute), and thought I was being clever. 💔
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
They aren't interested in politics.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Simple times call for simpler measures
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Revolution Guillotine
ALT: Revolution Guillotine
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Actually
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
He put a whole fish in his mouth, and pulled out perfectly articulated skeletal remains.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
54°40' and Knopfler <= 7.5 or fight
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Maybe I watched the wrong Bond movies, but I think he'd be sabotaging the BRICs lunar scam call center that contains all the kompromat pedo files involving House of Lords. Modi would be the primary villain, in service to a rogue LLM
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I see two fellas in full rapturous divine awe. Give them a rifle and let them deus vult across an open field.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The Andy Dick window is rapidly closing.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Glad I wasn't the only one gooning to this
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I got a WW1 vet who did WPA/CCC jobs in the depression and played fiddle in a traveling jazz band. The other was a mechanic.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The threshold for WW status requires the US to join Russia against a former Russian ally about 4 or 5 years after the conflict starts, so it's tracking.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I predict the next Ayatollah will be woke.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This is reminiscent of the hockey game. I always root against the Americans. But I always root for whoever is playing the Canadians. I guess I just hope everybody has fun.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Dont delve too greedily or too deep
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a man in a yellow jumpsuit stands in front of a forklift that says cam 001 on it
ALT: a man in a yellow jumpsuit stands in front of a forklift that says cam 001 on it
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Amniotic without an amnion feels woke to me.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Drag em Ken
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
This gal is getting prominently displayed on my bookshelf today.
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dschroder.bsky.social @dschroder.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I can just smell the spilled Ecto Cooler (which is what I assume you drank in college).
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