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Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous) @dsbigham.bsky.social · 1h

(fukken forgot to attach the picture of me with the Stage Fright skull)

Selfie. I'm a gay man in a yellow bandana and camo over shirt, standing in front of a paper mache skull with glitter blood.

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Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous) @dsbigham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Currently having a mini existential, but look at this stunning natural light!

Selfie. I'm lying in bed in a cutoff black T-shirt with my arm melodramatically across my forehead.

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Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous) @dsbigham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

RIP Bob Mackie. Your Neptune Fantasy Barbie didn't make me gay, but it certainly helped.

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Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous) @dsbigham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The sea is filled with incomprehensible horror.

A bunch of colorful starfish latched on to the bottom of a mountain of California mussles on Cannon Beach, Oregon

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Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous) @dsbigham.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm about to eat the best fried fish. Hell yeah, Bowpicker. Hell yeah, Astoria.

Bowpicker's food boat mascot, in Astoria Oregon

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Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous) @dsbigham.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

His name is Captain Applesauce and this is exactly how I picture "Captain Vancouver" anytime I'm in B.C.

Captain Applesauce from the Murphysboro, Illinois Apple Festival. He's riding on the back of a golf cart. He's a large HuggaBunch-style mascot in all red, with green boots and gloves, and half an apple as an oversized hat.

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Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous) @dsbigham.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

My #LastFourWatched are all fun. "Dreamcatcher" deserves cult status.

Screenshot from Letterboxd app: RECENT ACTIVITY, followed by four movie posters with star ratings beneath: Fear Street 1994 3.5/5, Dreamcatcher 3/5, Coyote vs Acme 4/5, The End of Oak Street 4/5

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Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous) @dsbigham.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Look how low-key daddy I am when I'm at the grill.

Film developed photo. I'm wearing an apron, ballcap, neckerchief, and sleeveless shirt. I'm standing over a charcoal grill with a plate of various meats beside me.

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Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous) @dsbigham.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

But did I look cute at trivia tonight? Yes.

Red-tinted selfie at a bar. I'm an agéd gay man in a bandana and glasses.

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Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous) @dsbigham.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I dyed my beard *and then* shaved it off and now my moustache looks comically dark and patchy. Neat.

Selfie. Sitting in a doctor's office, a balding gay man with glasses and a very dark moustache
in a navy and rust rugby-style polo tee.

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Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous) @dsbigham.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Hey HomoRepair Gays— I have this low cinder block wall in my backyard with rusty metal pole nubbins sticking out along the top. Easiest way to cover these? Do I need to angle grinder them flat?

Cinder block with rusty metal nubbin sticking out

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Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous) @dsbigham.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

lol, this is missing the best part! The AI doesn't have access to the texts AND GETS THE DETAILS WRONG. The reason he's using AI— to keep track of details— is the thing AI can't fucking do!