iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

An eventual Twitter marriage kicked off at my apartment! I currently split a CSA share with eoporto and we get dinner all the time! What a world that was; smiling because it happened, etc.

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Excellent application of David Dastmalchian

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

weaponoze it with wrong answers

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A surprising burst of flavor that will blow you away

A fried chicken reastaruant’s neon signage with the “FR” gone dark

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Pretty telling that no one seems to want to help him

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why say “dig two graves” when “in the end revenge sends ends to the defendant” is so much more lyrical

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Exactly my trajectory, random lyrics will still pop into my head at any moment decades later

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As she is one of the most consistently wrong people in America, this is great news for Woke 2

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why’s everyone talking about Texas is the Reason?

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“When people tell you who they are, listen” doesn’t mean keep listening. Learning someone is a groyper is the last thing you need to learn about them. Edgelords intentionally abuse trust, so why trust them?

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Good morning to everyone except the Tunnel to Towers participants walking through the streets of Red Hook like it’s some kind of inverse Santacon

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Not thrilled about the frequency with which I’ve been seeing drivers in Brooklyn taking the oncoming lane to pass or bully through traffic a few cars at a time

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

New heights in “you can’t fire me because I quit”

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My employer recently went through a reorg and the words used to describe my new division sound like a sleeper agent activation code

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Needing personal information offloaded from brains is how we get those wrist microchips

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Gotta hand it to the Dandy Warhols

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s pretty self-evident but I’m still curious how someone at this bar decided they needed a “no Long Island iced teas” sign

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just ate an apple from my CSA haul that hit like a drug, happy autumn

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh cool Mountain Goats’ “This Year” the machines are trying to kill me

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Was shuffling a playlist and had to skip REM’s “Man on the Moon,” I’m way to anxious, it would have wrecked me and I gotta finish cooking dinner

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think it's cute how you have to encourage AI agents and tell them they're highly skilled and have field expertise in order to get quality results. I just wish my boss prompted me the same way :(

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Won’t help and may actually exacerbate the situation but Giant Drag has a good cover version

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Truly a blessing that I’ve lived long enough to witness every verb and noun in the phrase “publish a post on a weblog” evolve into “blog”

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That’s a lot of viscera though. And the smell! OTOH lots of skeletons to sell to medical schools.

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I don’t know, removing all those bodies would be a slog

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I was biking up Clinton St in Brooklyn when a driver swerved out of the lane and almost took me out because HE WAS EATING A SALAD WITH UTENSILS

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"No one reads the footnotes" and "footnotes are included in wordcount" may seem incompatible, but the SEO gods decreed they be wed

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m already running late but I would have sat there all day on principle

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The driver just held the bus I’m on until a group of assholes stopped watching videos loudly on their phones

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’ve come to terms with the bus just not showing up; that’s just life in Red Hook. But blowing past two stops feels like a personal affront.

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

New @mta.info indignity: bus driver skiped my stop AND the next stop after mine; the rare NYC fuck-you twofer

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m “showed up before the opener at a rock show and decided to work on a crossword puzzle” years old today

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Did they die OF war or did they die WITH war?

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Wolves, if you believe those scientists who messed with some grey wolf genes

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oh neat AMC hired a new person to pick which horror movies to play between commercials

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

People are more likely to get into heaven if they’re poor so really the most effective altruism is taking everyone’s money

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Digital Video David @druu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Matt Bors: in my comic I show someone adopting an abhorrent personality in response to liberal judgement as a cautionary tale Conservatives: We have developed abhorrent personalities in response to liberal judgement like in that one Matt Bors comic

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