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@drunkurianger.bsky.social
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Drunk Uriangier@Brynhildr | maaaayhap a bit sloshed | slightly obsessed with bunnies | Lav Beds w11 p30 - yes, thou strange folk may acquire milkshakes from the retainer in mine yard, or come inside for a proper drink

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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hath just confirmed mine favored mount is in superb condition for yon "road trippin'". One less obstacle to potentially prevent me from joining in the revelry at GWF. :) (And mine new attire is nearing completion...)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aye, 'tis difficult to find anything even similarly elegant that I may wear. :/ Yet forsooth, an amenable ensemble shall come to me eventually...
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
...This is the garment I wouldst most desire to wear for this job, dyed in a hue of crimson both striking and sophisticated... But alas, it looketh entirely different on males. :(
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
((Mine particular favorite is one of the daily Arkasodara quests wherein one NPC greets me with "Are you Drunk?" :D))
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hmm... whilst the fashion is quite dapper, I am uncertain whether 'tis a style which suiteth my particular tastes. Mayhap I shalt take some time to assemble mine own ensemble befitting the job. ...Yet not this eve, for Sharlayan's duties awaiteth in the morn.
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
...Tis going well enough thus far. :)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I fear 'tis a bit too... fast-paced for one of my tenor. Yet ever shalt I remain at a disadvantage should I not attempt to broaden mine horizons...
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An A rank also cometh to catch egg :)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One more job hath been trained to completion (for now) and arms of appropriately exquisite quality crafted... What shalt be the next? (Mine inclination is RDM, for then may I discard all DoM gear below level 100 aside that which is used for BLU... yet I fear Mistress Alisaie's mockery ._.)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...... I believeth mine attempts hath angered her beau...
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
:(
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
... >:| Hath I not enough trouble herding myriad inquisitive leporine beings whilst juggling mine responsibilities with Sharlayan and the Scions...
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(In truth, today's outing hath resulted in a number of fun props and accessories which may accompany me to cons in the days to come... :D :D :D Yet I must focus on the attire which I am attempting to prepare for GWF.)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bnuuy
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
unexpectedly, the local grocer hath begun stocking carrots of happiness. the loporrits shalt be greatly pleased :) (also enjoy Tryingway being a particularly loppy loporrit this morn)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
...And now I hath acquired a new mount which is rather safer for me. :)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aye, and at last I hath acquired a car. ... Mayhap I shalt sleep in it. :)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Upon the route to acquire a mount I shalt not be permitted to drive... ... feesh :)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Additionally: due to mogtomes, I hath made mine first attempt at mahjong. ...I know not what I do, nor hath I won an encounter, yet 'tis strangely enjoyable nonetheless...
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*attempting to expand mine wardrobe before GATEway FATE* Stunned I am that Mistress Tataru hath not levied additional fees unto my person for the exorbitant amount of black thread contained within mine garments. (And the hems... the tedious, lengthsome expanse of the hems...)
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🩸 Juniper 🩸 @insanguinewrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Alas, 'twas not to be. Mayhap Monday morn shalt have a pleasant start... (Though with two of the three large events Sharlayan was to host now already completed, I expect a more pleasant Monday regardless :))
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thou gooooooest, yon Chiitan! <3
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
'Tis Xeha time. :D (Or so I pray... I wouldst prefer to catch it before the excessive downtime and not attempt to maintain connection on hotel wifi in a moon's time. -_-)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
((I so didst need such a laugh. Slightly maniacal as it may have been. :D))
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
...I feeleth moderately sorry for the poor Monk who hath just been chased nearly the entire breadth of Worqor Chirteh by myself, clad in the "popoto sack", wielding a gun. :) Not terribly sorry, mind.
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SIREN @ GATEWAY 601 @sillysiren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
beastmaster miffy and cu sith snuffy 🐶 #FFXIV
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
((I was actively informed of this when I didst create the EU clone; it seemeth to have borne out.))
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
...Tis a legend with which I am unfamiliar, 'twould seem... (Though this particular wavekin is a legendary, so 'twould be indeed a con of legend)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
...I hath just realized that if I shouldst fail to catch Xehabopo'u this weekend and secure mine DT beeg feesh title, I shalt next be attempting it on hotel wifi of questionable quality during GATEway FATE. ;_; (Assuming no further tragic events prevent mine attendance.)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Prithee, cease thine remorse. Ne'er shouldst one apologize for feesh. :)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
mmm tacos with friends
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Helena🖤 🏳️‍⚧️ @lena-withan-h.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Healing materia? Time materia? no, bungy materia
a really round really small bunny
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
((...And the hits keepeth on coming. ;_; Shalt I ever enjoy new patch content?))
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women shaped like malamar @trustworthyelf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
booty shorts with "no pact can be formed with this beast " printed on the back
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
((.....aaaand there shalt be no new content for me this day, between my poor health, lack of sleep, a difficult work day, and blessedly BRIEF (prithee, may it have truly been righted) loporrit illness...))
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
((...Ah yes, I had left off just shy of finishing the last patch... (Tis a minor spoiler for the previous patch, not the one which didst drop overnight. :D)))
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
((In hopes of remembering how to play SGE, which I have not played consistently since pre-DT, I copied the hotbars from main... and promptly began to ponder what madness had prompted me to arrange the hotbars such ._. That shalt be a do-over...))
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
...I shalt go with Sage alongside the new job for now, I believe. It shalt not take long, as the path beginneth at an increased level. :)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
...Given that another tank job awaiteth, mayhap Sage might be a better option, that I may dispense with all healer gear below level 100. :) ...On the other hand, I suspect the "correct" answer is: next I shalt be learning Beastmaster.
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yesterday eve didst I complete my certification in Machinist... ... I am uncertain what to attempt next. During the Moonfire Faire I chanced to meet Ser Tarupin, who suggested I might learn the arts of the Dark Knight... 'Tis tempting, as I might finish with Tank gear (until our next journey...)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
((Also laughing at this gif because I am reminded of a feisty girl I once had who wouldst kiss all about my face, and then growl and do this to my hair if I shouldst begin to rise before she had decided she was finished kissing me...))
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*laughs, and offers another sprig* Nay, I brought enough for two.
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hmmmmm, whatever couldst thou be referring to? *entirely innocent, pops a small sprig of cilantro into his own mouth to chew absently*
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nay, 'twas my role but to make corrections to the missive and remove all mention of the "pub crawl" before anyone else made note of the errant description and acquired a very mistaken impression of what the Forum sought. ...Or so we shalt hope. :)
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*pats gently*
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*wonders what elezen might become*
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*petteth*
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
....Mayhap 'tis fortunate I hath had little time to participate in the tl. ... Or deeply unfortunate
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~💫on the floor at the Wak- er GATEway FATE?💫~ @drunkurianger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
...I knoweth these fine yet mischievous souls well. 'Tis C, verily. I've no doubt whatsoever.
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