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@drunkenlobster.bsky.social
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I used to post on Twitter. Now I just block ass hats.

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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 5h
These guys think video games are real life. In GTA this would earn you a lot of style points. Does Elon need another reason to make a stunt vehicle?
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 6h
We will see people flying in drones before we seem them fly in a Roadster. I am a prophet.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 6h
Lmao
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 6h
Lol
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 22h
Meh. We are never "good". It ain't over until the timer hits 0, so run up the fcking score.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The easy reply is, "neither are Democrats".
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Same. Republicans are so batsht crazy I will vote for anyone left of center.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It is cruel and unusual punishment to not allow this man to wear green.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
"Oh I feel horrible about this", I say while sipping a mint julip from my porch while watching the slaves work the fields.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My mom recently told me she wanted to hear both sides about a political topic. I told her, I used to think that way but one side has openly become a pack of ghouls, and I no longer feel compelled to listen to their opinions about anything.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is an admission that Russia continues to attack Ukrainian infrastructure.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
At this point I am not convinced a magistrate judge signed anything. I have seen no proof and have no reason to believe any DOJ claims.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Republicans have no idea what the first five words of the 1st amendment are.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The best way to address that is strengthening the 1st Amendment to better protect us from religious extremists who do things like force the 10 commandments into schools.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You think that's bad, just wait until you learn how many Americans support Christian Nationalism and Christofacism.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Facists wilt under laughter.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It is much easier to remove a president via impeachment than the 25th.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That was a lot of fun!
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you have VR (or even if you dont) Bridge Crew was a LOT of fun with friends.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ah more Four Seasons Total Landscaping!
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tech Bros need to hear this. After all they keep saying AI will end poverty, cure all diseases, etc
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I voted for Trump 3 times, lost my farm and pay triple for diesel, but if Democrats dont stop putting literboxes in schools, I will have no choice but to vote for Trump a 4th time.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Domestic Errorism" is perfection.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why would anyone buy that game?
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What is sad is that I cant stand DeSantis, and I would leap for joy if he somehow replaced Trump tomorrow.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What fcked up alt right fantasies drove this? Never mind, I do not want to know.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reading about Tracey and Hanania sitting down to discuss rape feels like a pitchbot bit.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everything he did was by Executive Order right? Seems pretty straightforward then.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Conservatives used to ask what would Jesus do. I guess they stopped liking the answer so now they ask what would Hitler do.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When voting for president, you must follow the state's laws and regulations. Is the US president a state office or a federal one?
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just a reminder that these Haitian immigrants in Springfield -- who came here legally, did everything they were asked to do and more -- became a target of federal crackdowns because the white nationalist vice president shamelessly spread racist lies about them.
rollingstone.com
J.D. Vance Defends False Claims Against Haitians: 'If I Have to Create Stories… That's What I'm Going to Do'
J.D. Vance defended his debunked claims that Haitian immigrants are eating pets in Springfield, Ohio.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This woman? www.news5cleveland.com/news/politic...
news5cleveland.com
Woman accusing Sherrod Brown of forcing transgender surgeries isn’t from Ohio, didn’t have procedure as minor
In an attack ad against U.S. Senate candidate Sherrod Brown, a woman accuses the Democrat of pushing transgender surgeries on minors "like her." She didn't have surgery until she was an adult.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus, famously known for supporting death by stoning.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think among the billionaire class, he is not alone in thinking inflation is a viable way of tackling the debt problem.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Could be worse. You could have mistaken the Buckeyes for the Bucks.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They never heard of the AI Pop Crash in Cyberpunk 2077
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can we really fault Eric Schmidt for confusing Stefan Curry with Caitlin Clark after the sht libs redefined what it means to be a woman?
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was it a coincidence Jack Smith went to a Iowa Hawkeyes game in Maryland the day after Willis announced her affair? Some in the Senate say no.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same guy is concerned about the antichrist.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I dont see the big deal. When we conduct interviews and the candidate did not a drink, we 100% offered them some (coffee, water, soda, etc) If someone had brought iced coffee to an interview with me, I would have (jokingly) asked if they had brought some for me
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why is there no criminal case? Did Cornell work against that too?
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am not even sure this is good for Israel at this point.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I did not dig into their data, but they had a K thru 12 section. Are they looking at instances where a 6 year old beat another 6 year old?
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump's cabinet is full of hand picked loyalists, not people who are looking out for the well being of the country. And besides, permanent removal via the 25th is a higher bar than impeachment which Carlson in that same interview said is impossible. In other words, Carlson is an idiot.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That would be strategic yes, but it also requires the personalities ruling Iran to pretend Trump won, which is probably a non starter for their egos.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is ineffable.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Impeach his ass. Everytime he does a crime. Make Republicans defend that crook every month if you have to.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Next up: Putin announces invasion of Europe to prevent rise of Nazism
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is almost November. Blue No Matter Who. The time for electing better Democrats was during the primaries.
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drunkenlobster.bsky.social @drunkenlobster.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Blue No matter who in November. Vote for better Democrats in the primaries.
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