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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 12h
This is goddamn adorable, but I'm concerned that there's no artist name on the comic. Anyone able to identify the creator?
Comic detailing how ranked choice voting works.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Screenshot of the stupidest argument ever, in retrospect it was a waste of my time. I had just gotten off of twitter and was still in that mindset rather than blocking and moving on with my life.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Had jury duty today, didn't get selected, but I was part of the actual juror pool and had to spend the whole day sitting in a court room. Honestly, glad I didn't get selected for this one. Since I wasn't selected I'm free to look up details about this case and this was a bad one. All against kids.
A long list of offenses, all of them either assault or sexual abuse, its goddamn nightmare fuel.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Just pulled my cornbread out of the oven and damn, it looks good.
Skillet cornbread
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Fortress Dwellers at Oregon Renaissance Faire
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The two biggest websites in 1999 were aol and yahoo, and you somehow managed to run and build both of those?!
A list of the top ten websites in 1999
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
famous woodblock print dreams of the fisherman's wife
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Nic Cage really doesn't want to talk about Praying Mantises.
This is slightly related: I read a Reddit “Ask Me Anything” you did a couple years back, and the subject of praying mantises came up, and you said, “Don’t get me started on the praying mantis.” Why not? Those aliens in the horror movie “Quatermass and the Pit” looked like praying mantises and it flipped me out. I was very impressionable as a child, which brings me to another reason I’m glad that I managed to finally do a season of television: Even before I discovered James Dean and Brando, I was all about the Zenith television in my living room. I wanted to get inside that TV, because those little people in that TV were far more interesting than the people in my living room. At the earliest age, the TV was the savior of my childhood.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Yard sign in my neighborhood.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I can't believe the state elections board would do this to a legitimate candidate.
Just absolutely looney toons shit posting.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I really enjoy this painting of General Dumas fighting off a cavalry squadron by himself.
Thomas Dumas whipping the shit out a bunch of Austrian troops.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'm sure that there's no way that us teaching the cat to jump and climb will ever backfire.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My neighborhood never disappoints.
A sign of Lisa mcmahon saying she's a bad humanA sign of Lisa mcmahon saying she's the nastiest skank they've ever met
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Dude blocked me for sharing nearly the exact same screenshot.
Government site saying animals have to be destroyed to test for rabies.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Sure thing bud.
Website saying the only way to test for rabies is to kill the animal.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Quote with your Mr Show role model
Jack Black as jeepers creepers
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Fark gold spray paint oldie.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Oh shit!! We got a real mayoral race on our hands finally.
Luna for mayor!!
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS - VOLUME UP FOR BEST RESULTS
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Goddamnit, guess I'm making croke em bouche now.
New issue of cooks illustrated
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Fucing a yes!
A paper copy of the onion.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Day Two of recovery, he's not happy about the forced feeding, but he quickly learned he feels better after. Also this is his first day getting up and walking around, so we turned on the car tv.
Cat and dog looking out the screen door.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
There's so many more interesting statistics they could have us post that user join position.
I guess this is a thing.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Day one of recovery, this little Greebo wannabe is not eating on his own. Therefore we're now (in consultation with our vet) force feeding him literal Gerber baby food with a syringe. Guess how happy he was about that. But he's using the litter box for peeing, so that's good.
Stop looking at me while I'm peeing is what he'd say if he could talk.You guys are total assholes and that was entirely uncalled for is what he'd be saying.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Luigi is back home. Such a stressful last bunch of days, but he's still alive and has every chance for that to keep happening for the foreseeable future.
Luigi being super angry at lifeLuigi just got home
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
What number do you divide by to get zero?
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
Extra thick, long OR wide
A sign saying dirty thing's
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
k harris holding lords of acid voodoo u album
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
Walking down the street in Portland and I come across a big jar of shitty looking weed that someone has put out for whoever wants it. I'm more surprised at how shitty the weed looks than that there's just a bunch of free weed.
A mason jar sitting on a stone wallA mason jar of shitty looking weed.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
It's giving an error for me saying that I'm not in the state of Utah.
not in utah error
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
This made me a little teary eyed.
A lot of words about happiness and then two women eating cupcakes.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
I can't get over how nice the view is from my new office.
Beautiful view of the Willamette River.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
How old were you when you learned it was just your parents?
A sign. Saying there's no poop fairy
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
Hey, I just wanted to remind you that tomorrow is the 25th of May.
Lilac flowers
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
Post a perfect album 90s, see below
Tricky Maxinquaye
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
Man, I hope someone paints a dick on this. Portland, corner of 39th and division. Tom's parking lot.
A stupid cyber truck
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
What hath a vengeful god wrathed upon a blameless world?
A package of limited edition sour patch kid Oreo cookies
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
He gave the game away.
Lyrics from Drake saying "I was really a predator and you weren't fucking lying"Lyrics from Drake saying, "I was fucking young girls, I promise"
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
First thing that pops into my head:
Little Rock high school whites yelling photo
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
This is the single worst crossword puzzle I've ever seen. JFC, stupid.
Axiom three times wtf
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
This is my favorite Patrick Stewart action figure, even though it's kind of shitty.
A poop emoji toy
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
Portland remains Portland.
A garage sale sign referencing a 30 year old sex scandal.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
I think this image is their evidence.
Riker looking all sexy
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
First BG3 bumper sticker I've seen in the wild.
A bumper sticker saying astarion approves
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
Were you behind this? I've still got a couple of pins.
A pair of Cthulhu for president pins.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
My plan to bribe the neighborhood crows into being my friend is going well.
Crows sitting on a wire, waiting for me to give them food.
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
No real surprises here.
A screenshot from tidal showing most streamed artists, Vivaldi anf Armanet
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 19/02/2024
I made lan lams butter sauce and I just want to rub it on all foods now.
3 8 butter water ratio
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
it makes 1000% economical sense to buy all of it.
its fry and his money soon to be parted
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drunkenGeeBee @drunkengeebee.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
I don't understand how anyone is making money selling weed.
A sign selling weed for twenty an ounce
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