Sign in

Brett Ghost Emoji

@drunkendonuts.bsky.social
496 followers 272 following 8.9K posts

Contains sequences with flashing lights that may affect photosensitive viewers.

PostsRepliesMedia
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ran 11km on the beach this morning. I wanted to go further but it was humid AF and running on sand is a chore. Still, it was beautiful and I get this great run map of a straight line. 😂
Cherry Grove N Myrtle Beach run map
020
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oops I forgot the fit check. I know you all were expecting it eagerly
Me in white shirt with a skeleton sitting in a pink flamingo inner tube print. My wife is a pink dress with lobster print
021
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you! I got you, fam. And we have entertainment
110
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Current dilemma
My wiiiife standing under a tweak and blue beach umbrellaOvercast day at the beach
100
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We're here at our spot for our early anniversary (actually next week)! My dad let us use his points for the weekend. 💙
My wiiiiiiife and I. I'm wearing a Chiefs shirt and she has cotton candy hairBalcony viewing inland in Cherry Grove SC. Grocery store, parking garage, housesBalcony facing the ocean. Sunny blue sky and wide beach
360
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Today:
010
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bunnysitting
Black rabbit sitting in his litter box
010
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
[tinfoil hat on] I absolutely believe this is what happened. The discussion surrounding it would have been nuclear. Taylor would probably be banned from games. Refs would be brought in front of SCOTUS. Trump would get to own the Chiefs. [tinfoil hat off]
And here’s the next-level take. Given the persistent belief in some circles that the league and the officials favor the Chiefs, did the person who made the final decision on replay review (whoever it was) err on the side of making a finding that runs counter to the narrative, if only to avoid a Monday news cycle that would have included more than a few people spouting off the theory that, yet again, the NFL had found a way to help the Chiefs?
130
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This little turd has a UTI. He's been having accidents in the house lately so we got him checked out.
Blonde Chihuahua / Terrier (?) mix sitting at my feet looking up at me with ears perked and eyes sad
110
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Everyone's doing dialect quizzes but I, once again, have chosen a different route on the personal information algorithm steering AI trainers. Apologies to all deep south and deep south adjacent states for my clear avoidance measures.
120
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I... nevermind
Stupid internet ad for a printable meal plan to 'eat like the apostles'. Obligatory Jesus surrounded by kids cartoon. 

"Don't eat for pleasure, tame the plate."
010
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Empanadas and coffee at the botanical gardens this morning
Gardens featuring trees, bushes, and a fountain
130
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
050
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
At least spam voicemails from India are honest now!
Hello this is 'Sheila' calling from India!
000
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Totally forgot Mark Zuckerberg was a guest star on X-Files!
020
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Back in my day the frats didn't even have nerds. Maybe this is why the world is shit because the nerds have actually taken over. We must return balance to the Force and let the jocks and popular kids have the frats again.
010
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Last beach day with my love and my fam 💙🪼
020
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I found a large shark tooth yesterday
Read tweet
010
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
040
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Beach casualty! Of course I'm the first 😅🎐🪼
Light jellyfish sting on my wrist
110
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
GOOD MORNING
My job is just beach
010
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
First pic is crap but here ya go!
Crappy beach pic from inside window with terrible glare. Kinda cloudy, lots of people on beach
010
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
000
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My wife: "I hope so!" lol
170
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Got a 3" binder for all our meal kits. I think we have a problem. 😅 I might just have to get a small binder for each meal type. This is organized (loosely) by Asian, baked goods/dessert, beef, chicken, fish, Mexican, pork, pasta, sandwiches, sides, soup, vegetarian.
[whitest voice possible] thicc boi
010
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Our stupid blonde dog scared our fat orange cat while my wife was holding the cat and he pulled or sprained something in his hip. He's spent a couple days resting but he's getting better. No broken bones or tails
My wife holding both our idiot animals
020
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dodge the cat
110
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Firecracker 4 Miler race this morning! Hot ass balls at 0700 but most of it was shaded at least. Got two 'Go Chiefs!' and a dude from our neighborhood recognized me from always being out running myself. Also it's my incredible wife's birthday and she got out there and worked!
My wife and I with our race medals
050
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
. @booker.senate.gov
010
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
110
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Ran 8.1km/5m with 75° dewpoint outside. Farthest I've gone in the heat, so I'm happy with it. Went another 1.5km after walking a couple times too. I think I could push myself further if I didn't start at 11:00am. 😅 Also this guy was here to congratulate me 🐕
Blonde chihuahua terrier mix derp dog staring up at me
150
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Orange single brain celled cat next to an iPad helping my wife play guitar
020
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Painted sky tonight
090
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Here is my ocean pics now leave me alone #WorldOceansDay
010
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Mamdani: I request 3 cheers for the Knicks Dolan: I have banned all Muslims from MSG Mamdani: Knicks in 5
218333
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
We are all going to die. It's June. The fascists have won. We all have screwworms.
020
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Why be basic when you can be extra sign featuring bubblegum Marie Antoinette (?) and my wife wearing a cat dress
150
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Welcome to Durham
Downtown Durham with bull statue
100
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
North Carolina Museum of Art in Raleigh. First trip here! We saw some Rodin and Picasso, and those are the only two I know because I'm a savage.
Tesseract light thingy. Put your head in an exhibit and see endless lights and mirrors. Greek Aphrodite statue from the time of Jebus
010
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
One cool thing about Google maps is that you get live info of current USA Chernobyl events
000
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Our dog paws at the door to let us know the cat wants in. He truly loves everyone lol
The dog in question murdering a chew toy
0111
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Then we did a 1.8 mile hike up and down some ridges to Andrew's Bald, which is just a meadow on top of a mountain. The tower had better views but this was a good nature walk. Didn't see any bears. Did about 4.5 miles today considering round trips. Pretty incredible day!
Mountain backwoods trail with rock trail and lined with treesAndrew's Bald meadow. Clear vista with distant mountainsMy wife and I admiring our achievementAnother vista meadow pic. Pure blue sky
010
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
So we drove an hour to the tallest point of the Great Smoky Mountains National Park. Hiked .5 miles on a paved but STEEP trail to the Kuwohi observation tower that looks like a UFO. Crazy good views here. Alt text lazy: various pics with mountain views, UFO lookout tower, selfie of my wife and I.
130
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
050
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
We have finished the movie and just started season 6. 😭 Also RIP Royals
000
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Scared orange boyPhotogenic anxious tabby
010
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Anxious Short Rib gonna win the triple crown and make a delicious glue
010
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I'm having a Charlie Chaplin. Supposedly his drink
My drinkMenu: Charlie Chaplin Sloe gin, apricot brandy, lemon, simple
100
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Ladies and gentlemen we've got him
000
Brett Ghost Emoji @drunkendonuts.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This little asshole is either up here whining or wandering around whining when she plays and it might time for you to live outside, buddy. (I'm kidding)
120