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Drunk Dionysus

@drunkdionysus.bsky.social
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SHUT UP Liver, you’re fine! It’s going to be one hell of a ride, buckle up kiddos, and take your milk thistle.

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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
😂 😂😂😂
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I checked the list and everything on the list can be purchased locally (depending where you live) or via ImperfectFoods.com I noticed a lot of ads from local farmers offering free delivery, check your farms before you give additional money to the big box stores.
foods.com
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Almost Friday… hang in there!
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
To my former MAGA buddies…
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Goodnight Moon.
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
With Monday rapidly approaching, I’m in red with a rum & Coke, my dogs, and watching throw back shows. My top 3: 1. Cheers 2. Mash 3. Greatest American Hero What are yours? #bluecrew #food4soul #tv #cocktailhour
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Sunday, the day of rest. Feeling stressed? Try these: deep breaths, a quick walk, soothing music. Herbal tea that reduce stress: Lemon balm: Helps with anxiety, depression, and insomnia. It works by increasing GABA, a neurotransmitter that reduces stress. Consider-Peppermint it’s heavenly!
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
As I age this is hitting!
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Pulled out a great out for you. #bluecrew #drunkmeme
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I’ll drink to that! #bluecrew #knockemback #shots #revolt
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Yeas…
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I’m pretty fond of Cheeto-in-Chief, although, Founding Farter seems to fit quite nicely considering the number of times I have wondered if he over trusted a fart.
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I am the only one who was hoping for some random Jack Bauer meets Jason Bourne shit to happen? @godpod.bsky.social #bluecrew #notmypresident
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Someone please tell me why the US is so obsessed with eggs??? Nobody needs that many eggs in their diet. #eggs #blueunited
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
This is part one of four titled “The Fall of America”. I haven’t decided if I’m going to sell one in charcoal and one in oil or watercolor… thoughts? #bluecrew #art #trumpsucks @unicornfartart.bsky.social
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
At first I thought this was for real and I felt horrible for any sucker paying $500 since it’s basically a 5 minute task.. then I realized it was a joke.. time to put the wine away! lol 😂
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Goodbye TikTok, Goodbye Snoop, and Goodbye America. #bluecrew #goodbyeUSA
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Wow.. what a disappointment to say the least. Damn, Dogg…
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Me too. check out @Aussieamigos before they become Aussie Adios.
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Dear God, our problem is that the @devil.bsky.social created an antichrist and he used his evil to buy power and land. Those with the intelligence of a feeder fish began to chant his name & wear red baseball caps to show their loyalty. We need u to send us angels, garlic and Holy Water. #help
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I don’t post many selfies but I figured you should meet the mastermind behind #drunkdionysus . This is me. I am her. And this is a #pineapplemargarita 1. Fresh pineapple 2. @casamigos.bsky.social Anejo 3. Agave nectar 4. Splash Cointreau 5.. feeling spicy?? Add jalapeño!
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Well, we thank you for introducing a new playground for all our shenanigans! See ya MetaMF! Cheers to #deletemeta and #fightback @aussieamigos.bsky.social @unicornfartsaew.bsky.social
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Have you ever had such a shitty night that that the only thing getting your ass out of bed is a beautiful creation blessed by the Heavens? Otherwise known as a #spicybloodymary ? Lemon neutralizes the ph level & adds a bit of zip & zap of color. So, it must be good for you-right? #bluecrew
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Wine and art.. the more wine I drink the better my art looks! #art #watercolor #dragon #bluecrew #newbieartist
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Thank you.
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Sesame does not disappoint! Now matter how old I get, I still fall for “do you know what starts with the letter “C”?” I’ll always be a “street” kid. #cookies4thewin #sesamestreet #cookiemonsteristhug
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I felt so sorry for Obama who politely sat & answered Trump’s questions “why are we here? Who is Carter?” Over.. and over.. which is why Kamala eventually gave him the same look I give ppl in movie theaters who will not STFU.
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Great. Leave them there. They shouldn’t be allowed back. Florida can keep all the crazy train riders along with the delusional conductor.
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
You can roll all your “unwelcome” list into the single heading of MAGA. Just add to it “racist, bigots, narcissist, Fox News educated minions, sociopaths & psychopaths (same but not the same)… #bluecrew
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Just made a pitcher of sangria: 1. Nite B4 add raspberries,blueberries,blackberries to pitcher w/raw sugar & btle red wine 2. Morning add sprite or ginger ale 3. Pour into chilled wine glass (go big) 4. Bring glass, pitcher, & phone/laptop w/u 5. Watch these BA videos! @elevenfilms.bsky.social
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
sharing my chat about Tang.. 1. Mix strong Tang (ice will dilute it) 2. In shaker add ice & Tang 3. Shake like a MF. 4. In chilled martini glass add whipped cream vodka & vanilla vodka. 5. Add chilled Tang. 5. Garnish w/ orange peel 6. Kick back, binge watch MTV 80s-90s #cocktails #cheers #throwback
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Tang.. try it with vanilla And whipped cream vodka for a heavenly glass of Orange Creamsicle! #partyforone #genx #cocktailmaster
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
My vote is yes, but here’s a brief summary: 1. Both countries would need to agree on a negotiations (state, fed, etc). Canada would need to acquire the funds, additional govt, housing, etc, and land negotiations with Indigenous ppl. Add changes to trade, treaties & environmental impacts. Etc
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Right now, I just want a pizza, hot wings, a few packs of Twinkie’s, a few old skool chocolate Franz pies, and a pitcher of Tang to be delivered to my door, no questions asked.
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Yes! Thank you to every country and countrymen willing to make monumental sacrifices to help a country whose leader treats them like trash. We hate him too. #karma #thankyou #caliwildfire #servicemen #firefighters
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Pouring wine and blocking .. two very easy ways to react to posts like these… #block #morewineplease #movealong
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’ll drink to that! Did you know that vodka can be used as a safe odor killer? For your home or car, of course, I don’t recommend it as a personal deodorant, speaking from experience. Follow for more great uses for #booze. #vodkaforthewin #diywithvodka
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Can we add Latino moms? They are the honey badger of moms.
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Ya know what goes good with bread? Wine. Ya know what goes good with wine? More wine. 🍷
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Gracias 🙏
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
😂
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’m hoping they expand free coverage and 24/7 access to care for #mentalhealth and #addiction therapy.
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Always trust the gut! It’s rarely wrong. Wise move, Joe. I’m sure it wasn’t an easy decision but cheers to you trusting your intuition over the the shine of a coin. #trustyourgut #deleteMeta
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’m going to drink to that piece of wisdom, my friend.
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Fox News .. is the equivalency of the town drunk in the corner of the bar telling everyone he doesn’t drink and needs a dollar for the bus. You can’t believe a single slurred, ignorant and sad word and are amazed and disgusted by the number of people getting out their wallet.
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Drunk Dionysus @drunkdionysus.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
This, unfortunately, sounds like my mind, at 2am when it refuses to shut down. Last night, just as I was dozing off, my mind asked the question.. “do squirrels eat mice?” I have fewer field mice and squirrels that need #ozempic. #thewalkingdead #insomnia #zombiesquirrels #fear #morewineplease
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