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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me

@drunkbard.bsky.social
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→ graphic designer, hiker, digital and virtual photographer, known bird enjoyer and cowboy aesthetic enthusiast → FFXIV /gpose, Warframe Captura, Cyberpunk 2077 photo mode, and others → she/her, 30+ → no minors pls → pfp by @dane.fish, banner by me

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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Marie, if I don't hear about you getting caught in the broom closet with the duke at the fete, we will have words. #dressmaker
A gown with a bright orange bodice held to the mannequin by dark amber off-the-shoulder sleeves. The gown itself fades from bright orange into yellow, then cyan, then a deep blue, and is split at the front middle revealing a bright orange skirt beneath. Sapphires trail down the skirt in lines of varying lengths, ending in a sparking white gem like shooting stars in the sunset sky.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I saw the jacket and I had to make a rockabilly dress. I only wish I could safely spend like 500 coins in diamond "studs". 😩
A screenshot from Dressmaker. A red plaid corset dress with a thin pencil skirt that is laced up at the thigh and trimmed with black lace. Over the dress is a black corduroy jacket with a black silk lining and studded shoulders.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sawyer, my gunner-turned-gunbreaker. She's got a special place in my heart. 💜
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(there's nowhere else to go) #ffxiv | #gpose | #roaddust | #saucedsongstress
A chapel in a dark, foggy Shaaloani landscape. From within the chapel windows is a red light that casts an eerie glow on a woman standing at the chapel steps, staring at the door, ajar and spilling red light into the dust below.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still pretty nice though.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
GOODBYE GRYM. 🦉🐻💥
An owlbear sailing through the air towards her unsuspecting target: a giant robot.A log from the fight with a highlighted line describing the druid Amesha doing 7800 bludgeoning damage and killing Grym instantly.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Our sushi had gold foil on it. And you know what? It was the best roll we had so it can have a little glamor.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hydaelyn, the Mothercrystal, with her well-known catchphrase: tear, snak, reseal.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This candy I bought at the airport is going to start calling me "crystal bearer" and telling me to go and "shine thy Light on all creation".
The corner of a resealable watermelon and Tajin flavored candy bag that advertises, "tear, snak, reseal".
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Soooo... who else read this wrong at first?
An excerpt from the FFXIV 7.56 patch notes. Description of a newly added command. Aliases: /beastsize, /beastpetsize. Usage: /beastsize [summon] [size].
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is super funny because, sure, I probably adopted some SW pronunciations, but I’ve only lived here for just under seven years. My dialect should technically be a mix of PNW (parents) and Midwestern (where I grew up). But maybe that’s exactly what a SW accent is??
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nine years later, they're still here.
An image of a hyuran man and woman, his arm around her shoulder and hers around his waist as she throws up the horns with one hand. Both are grinning, but their eyes are hidden; his by being cropped out of the frame, hers under the brim of her hat. Overlaid text reads "Sif & Dug - outliving the narrative since 2017." In larger text, "I asked, what do you want?" "He said, to be with you in hell." Anna Akhmatova, from "The Guest" in Selected Poems.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Searching for bird toys again. More victims of the bird centrifuge.
A rainbow lorikeet on a rotating perch, showed by the manufacturer as a motion blur that makes it look like the bird is being spun out of control.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We’re back to optimal DPS length. 💅
My stupid hand modeling some pretty light nude-colored and mildly shimmery nails.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is all that matters tbh
Screenshot of game text. "The bees are happy."
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Here's a few combos I came up with—none of which use Zero's Luminary Attire—compared to the actual Luminary set. ⚔️🛡️ If you're curious: Zero's shield is the Moonward Kite Shield but, unlike her scythe, her sword is a custom model we don't (currently?) have access to.
Four hyuran women dressed in different armor sets, comprised of the gear found in-game without need to make any purchases on the main store. Zero is in the center with her sword and shield at the ready.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🧤 The gauntlet differences are subtle, but they made a few tweaks. 👢 Like the pants, sabatons are largely unchanged. Worth noting that the Luminary set has the only skins of these (slightly altered) gauntlet and sabaton models that feature silver metal details instead of gold. A selling point!
Three models that Zero's Luminary Gauntlets are based on, which include the Yafaemi Gauntlets of Fending and Maiming, and the Facet Gauntlets of Fending.Three models that Zero's Luminary Sabatons are based on, which include the Yafaemi Sabatons of Fending and Maiming, and the Facet Sabatons of Fending.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
👕 The biggest model differences are in the tops, and this is also where the colors are the most variable, with Zero's attire benefiting from two dye slots. 👖Pants, however, are largely unchanged from their original models except for colors, and there's one pair that's nearly identical.
Various models that Zero's Luminary Mail is based on, including the Orthodox Coats, the Dravanian Coats, and the Tigerskin Coats, all of which belong to the Fending and Maiming roles.Two models that Zero's Luminary Breeches are based on, which are the Moonward Fending and Maiming Hose.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Maybe you don't want to spend $12. Maybe you're a little stubborn. Maybe you just like having options. You're in luck. 🧵 An excessive thread on how Zero's Luminary Attire compares to the (mostly) Heavensward-era gear it's based on. Not quite sure who I made this for, but it was fun.
The poor memoriate's guide to dressing kind of like Luminary Zero. Four hyuran women stand with Zero in various paladin outfits that resemble her own.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ivih - Dirty Stains A messy, blocky sans serif that looks like it's been through the photocopy machine a few too many times. I feel like a retro zine vibe fits her well. #levinsent
A hyune woman in a black and red, cropped leather coat and studded black leather pants in a pose almost like she's dancing, faced away and overlooking a distant collection of modern, urban-looking towers. In a thick, over-printed red font is the text "Ivih Vande, Levinsent as Dirty Stains."
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sawyer - Dark Reborn A neogoth take on calligraphy with some fantastical elements that that draw you in and make you pay attention to the details. As meticulous as her metalwork. #steelhawk
A hyuran woman in a white leather coat, holding a silver and gold gunblade, faced away and overlooking a crystalline landscape. In a red calligraphic font with star elements incorporated into the lettering is the text "Sawyer Reeves, Spellslinger as Dark Reborn."
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sif - Freehouse Rough A loud, distressed display serif typeface is perfect for her. It's actually based on a logo from a real brewery and pub chain that apparently had shit beer and I think that's beautiful. #saucedsongstress (ITT: my crippling niche font addiction feat. OCs)
A hyuran woman in western-inspired garb faced away, overlooking a desert landscape. In a large, red font is the text "Sif, Sauced Songstress as Freehouse Rough."
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Does cider work instead
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
COMFY. And huge. I can sit cross legged in this even before I fold the arm rests down. I am going to fall asleep in this thing for sure.
A black faux leather executive chair.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Every once and a while I walk into my barracks and remember I put the squad in color-coordinated streetwear like they're wearing a fashion collection. EXCEPT Raelthota, who gets to keep the hooves bc they're sick.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I just want the plain falcon porter from Stormblood. No colors, no FX, just bird. I don’t care what dungeon as long as it’s Stormblood. 😭
Two falcons flying past a foggy mountainside.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
NEW UOLOSAPA YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
A tan and white uolosapa in flight, a FFXIV which looks like a cream mutation of a pet Java Sparrow.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sawyer would brush it off with tacit denial. No she isn't. Matilde was as breezy as a spring day, and Sawyer thinks of herself as serious and grounded compared to her mother's carefree demeanor. Little does she realize they're two side of the same spring day; the sun and the storm. #steelhawk
A graying elezen woman in a gray dress standing beside a smiling woman in a deep green dress, who looks strikingly similar to Sawyer, then a young woman dressed in deep red.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sif is well aware she's practically a copy of her late mother, Frida, so it'd elicit only a shrug and a grin. She got some of her best traits from her mother. 😤 She'd be more worried about HOW the commenter knew her mother. (Frida had a lot of flings...) (very old screenshot lmao) #saucedsongstress
A blonde, grinning highlander woman with a low-cut shirt posing beside her smiling, but bemused blonde daughter, whose features match in nearly every way except for the color of their eyes, with her mother's being a tropical blue compared to her own pale gold.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🥹
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#levinsent
A hyuran woman with dark hair that ends in faded pink dye, wearing a cropped leather coat with red trim and a short, white undershirt. She also wears black pants with large metal studs and tall, black combat boots.The same woman now has dark blue hair that ends in a bright, lighter blue not unlike the ceruleum gas flares behind her. Her coat is also now a bright blue, and her pants are two-toned dark and light blue like her hair.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#steelhawk
A dark-haired hyuran woman clad in a long white leather coat with a black harness, black gloves, pants, and thigh boots.The hyuran woman's hair is now a deep crimson like her eyes and coat. Her gloves, pants, and thigh boots are down a dark brown.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Non-shiny → Shiny ✨ #saucedsongstress
A blonde hyuran woman in a western-inspired outfit consisting of a black wide-brim hat, a black, cropped leather coat over a white shirt and a long piece of leather that is belted across one side of her chest and extends down to her leg, black shorts, and black thigh boots.The same hyuran woman, now with red hair and an outfit that is brown and a rusty orange.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This is crazy actually
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
What if your tank was this fucking guy
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Important Fan Fest information:
A small sticker of Ameliance Leveilleur clasping her hands, smiling delight.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
🤲 Hands you a famme hyur and then hands you a femme hyur and then hands you a femme hyur and then hands you a femme hyur and then hands you a femme hyur and then hands you a femme hyur-
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I have been gifted a Puppy. 😭 I gotta play this game again man, I miss my pet bug.
A plushie version of the friendly insect from Forever Skies shown from the front, with big black eyes, purple antennae, a purple fuzzy head and thorax, and two tiny orange mandibles.A plushie version of the friendly insect from Forever Skies shown from the side, showing its talon-like legs.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
:)
A post on the Warframe subreddit asking if the tilted lotus logo can be corrected. Titled “Please can the orientation be changed”.Another post on the Warframe subreddit with the lotus logo in the icon now even more tilted and skewed. Titled “Hey look they changed it”.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I.... unwittingly changed out my Lavos Prime for my Mesa in the middle of his rifle idle animation and now Mesa has his snakes on her arms.
A Mesa warframe with Lavos prime's snakes coiled around her arms. That's not supposed to happen...
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
druidic — #warframe | #warframecaptura | #roaddust
A Mesa wrframe with the Heirloom skin in ivory and green colors, covered in mosses and lichen. Antler-link horns sprout from her head, on one of which rests a butterfly. Another butterfly flits just over her hand, carefully lifting up to it.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
solar — #warframe | #warframecaptura | #roaddust
A Mesa Heirloom warframe in a powerful pose, backed by a golden disc and the word "solar". Her body is gold with dark blue hints. Her bandolier straps, belt, and chaps are black with gold metal accents.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Yessssss…. YESSSSS…
A 10-day forecast showing a 40%-65% chance of storms over a majority of the week.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Doubled my Mesa collection today. 🤠
A Mesa and 3 Mesa Primes in a Warframe equipment menu.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Here we goooooo
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fate afforded me the chance to add even more names to the book at TennoCon today!! Kat Kingsley, Cory van den Hoogenband, Ben Starr, Ryan Mole, and René Zagger were all warm, lovely people and I was very lucky to meet them. 🥹
The first page of the Warframe art book signed by various Digital Extremes team members and Warframe cast members.
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Waiting for the cosplay contest and concert yeehaw
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Mesa on the badge!!!
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Sif | Mesa Heirloom call me @drunkbard.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Spageddy basement bathroom graffiti
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