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DrtyThots (📍PDX)

@drtythots.bsky.social
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NSFW - 18 and over content 📍PDX A special place where my dirty thoughts are magically brought to life.

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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Sometimes... Dad needs a nap. And sometimes, the hubs takes a pic to show how out of it I was.
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Clean up time... don't forget the buldges and crevices.
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Morning affirmation... "I am worthy of love, success, and happiness."
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
The waiting of those last minutes until you're off... in anticipation of the awaiting 3way at home. 🤞 to no traffic.
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
PDX World Naked Bike Ride tonight... which color would you be?
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Clean up on aisle Daddy!
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Jymdaddyxxx @jymguy.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Who likes GH I need to visit one
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Groggy and fuzzy morning wood... my normal waking routine.
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
May the 4th be with you!
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Mood -- After-run, sweaty ass... bathroom stall on the end...
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Post nut-clarity... to get thru the rest of the work day. All lubed, blood still flowing out, and hey, up to 4 rings stretching the balls.
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Training day at work gotz me chubbed up. Should I progress to 3?
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I'm going to a play party after work today... HUMP day and all... Is it weird that I'm worrying about what I'm gonna wear?
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Classic... #MCM
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Couldn't find my normal morning refreshment... so decided to drink down my husband. Anyone wanna taste? :p
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Sometimes... a work break is in order.
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Cocoa just hits better on #MCM
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
#humpday Happy HUMP day! (with a color version of Monday pic) Still please! Cum find me in the woods.
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Find me in the woods... #MCM
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Dad vibes... #MCM
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Sports edition... (when Dad was just a boy) #TBT
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Sunday morning exposed...
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
#TBT Cleaning up the edges...
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Summer lovin', had me a blast Summer lovin', happened so fast
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Just a little more spit boy... (the motion picture) 😜
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Just a little more spit boy... #monochromemonday #mcm
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
A happy and cozy #fcf to you too...
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The weather this time of year... makes it seem the farthest away from naked beach time.
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
A prideful #FCF... We all need a little more pride in lives these days.
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Dad afterwork - 2 "exposed addition"
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Dad afterwork - 1
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
#monochromemonday
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
#fcf
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I shouldn't open up bluesky at work... oops!
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Pro Tip: Don't forget to clean the under carriage.
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Sing like no one is listening... (or watching).
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Shower time...
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I always heard as a kid, "don't play with your food". Is this what they meant?
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
1,000 follower "hole-ish" post!
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
1,000 follower "pole" post!
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
New socks arrived! #Vintage
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Almost to 1,000 followers... 🤔🤔🤔 What pic to post for that occasion? Hole or pole? Lol
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Daddy self care...
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Whatcha gon' do with all that junk All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk Get you love drunk off my humps..
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
#MCM Jumping into the monochrome zone...
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Magic Trick Sunday! I call this one, now you see it... now you don't.
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I'm not mad about this... as long as i get to wear a cape.
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
2025 is gonna be all about self love and empowerment... And i felt some powerful love here.
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
At work... with too many vacation thoughts still running thru my head. 😈
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DrtyThots (📍PDX) @drtythots.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Vacation over... but the memories (sniff sniff) live on.
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