Pronounced "too-urk true-ith"
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Pansexual wife guy. He/him, not actually a doctor. I'm like 30 or 40 years old or something idk. If you know me in real life, no you don't get out of here
![Achewood comic strip. Transcription from OhNoRobot.com
[[Ray, wearing a shirt and tie, pokes his head in as Roast Beef, also in a shirt and tie, types on a computer.]] <<CLICK CLICK>> Ray: Roast Beef! That lady don't have no underpants on! [[Roast Beef turns around in shock.]] Ray: Why, I didn't even think you liked that kind of stuff! Roast Beef: I...I'm a normal man Roast Beef: I have needs [[Ray puts his hands on his head]] Ray: That just makes me SO mad! SO so mad! Oh my LORD I can't believe how angry I am right now! [[Ray's head begins to move]] <<rrr... RRR...>> [[Ray lifts his head off of his body. Roast Beef is frightened.]] Ray: DO YOU WANT SOME FRITTATA? [[Roast Beef wakes up with a start as Ray enters holding a dish]] Ray: Beef! Wake up! Téodor brought us a delicious-looking frittata! {{Alt-text: It is the angriest a person can be, to do this}}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nkck455r4xsv6l6wt2yznd5x/bafkreictvsm5p2ibijwfxudxee4zuh7vc5pktovjbuixt54guyauvgenna)
![The Achewood comic strip by Chris Onstad. A depressed cat has stolen his friend's old-timey rocket ship. The following is a transcription of the comic from OhNoRobot.com
[[Extreme long shot of Pat's rocket ship as it flies into the air over mountains.]] Roast Beef (voice-over): Man this is actually a pretty decent rocket ship Pat made Wow are those Altoids [[Close-up on Beef's face, looking through the rocket ship's porthole at the Earth, visible at lower right.]] Roast Beef: So long dang old Earth [[Extreme long shot of the rocket ship approaching the Moon]] Roast Beef (voice-over): Wow man That must be the dang moon [[Extreme long shot of the rocket ship diving towards the Moon's surface]] Roast Beef: Here I come dogg <<R-R-R-ING!>> Roast Beef: Aww nuts man Pat's cell phone is in here [[Extreme long shot of the rocket, still descending]] Roast Beef (voice-over): Hello Pat (voice-over): Roast Beef, this is Pat. I am very angry with you right now. This is because you stole my spaceship. {{When Pat speaks over the phone his speech bubbles have pointed rather than rounded corners and a zig-zag rather than curved tail.}} [[Long shot of the rocket, angled downwards out of the panel.]] Roast Beef (voice-over): Man Pat you don't gotta talk to me like they teach you in that class for people with too much anger Roast Beef: Oh hold on for a second would you please Roast Beef: I am about to land on the moon and must concentrate {{Alt text: check in from ground control}} {{Archive title: Approaching Moon}}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nkck455r4xsv6l6wt2yznd5x/bafkreid5xxot2ugjnbtnrsmwtbyfaapj34xckeaoklhwys3hnr25hjwiai)
