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TL, Dr.

@drtldr.bsky.social
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English is not my native language so my puns may not be as funny as I think.

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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
"We never wanted tourism anyway"
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Friendly reminder : "I followed the orders" is not a valid defence.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Pourquoi j'ai cette p** d'impression que Trump va déclencher une guerre pour éteindre le brasier Epstein? Cette histoire devient tentaculaire. Ca commence à chauffer grave pour les élites...
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Exactly, convergent evolution ftw.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
En France c'est jamais le bon moment. Jeune : tu brises sa carrière, tu as pensé à sa famille et ses proches Vieux : c'est derrière lui c'est des erreurs de jeunesse. + famille/proches idem Mort : tu as pas honte de t'attaquer à un mort? plus "ça sert à quoi de parle de choses qui datent"
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This is both exactly what Maga want and the only possible exit from Maga. Civil war or dictatorship. You americans won't have the choice for very long.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I hope i will live long enough to see the whole thing collapse, and a Nuremberg-like trial for Maga.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE is not a law enforcement agency, it's a lawlessness enforcement agency.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If THAT doesn't trigger a civil war, you americans just deserve dictatorship.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
That kind of BS is exactly how things went when my grandparents were youngsters, in occupied southwestern France. ICE is a f*** Gestapo.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
He already has ICE-land...
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
That will be a pretty long final phase, trust me.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I read Scrotus.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Where the f*** did I put the "History of the Resistance" in 20 volumes of my grand dad? It had a lot of stories of how French people messed with germans so bad they even started to kill each other by mistake.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Exactly. If the US Constitution allowed Trump one time, it can allow worse than him (if psychologically possible). The president of the USA is a "constitutional tyrant" with no accountability, no safeguards, no checks and balances. Noone can ever trust the USA ever again.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Clots and prayer!
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Trump is doing his job perfectly. His job being : destroying the western world. Brejnev is laughing in his grave...
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Avec la fonction traduction en plus je me demande pourquoi je m'emm... à écrire en mauvais anglais...
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Because USA are no longer a democracy but a f*** degenerate plutocracy?
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"a bunch of otherwise unemployed assholes harassing people and fucking with their constitutional rights" which is exactly what fascists were in 1920-1921.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Americans slowly realizing how life was in two thirds of Europe in 1941-1944. That's the kind of things my grandparents lived in southwest France. "I hope noone provoked the SS yesterday, two neighbours vanished last week" etc.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Iraq was already a mad, messianic BS. America went off the rails after 9 11 and Trump is just the final phase of the trainwreck.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Hmm... wtf. Pourquoi je répond en anglais, je suis bête, vous êtes français...
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
They won't and YES, the USA already had a change of regime, months ago. It's no longer a matter of legal shenanigans, it's a now a matter of political resistance.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
United States stopped to mean anything the moment he got re-elected. "Fool me once...", etc.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The Second american Republic.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Poland has a backlog of dealing with half-demented tyrants. Trust the experts.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
USA are no longer the peacekeeper of the world, they are the f**** boogeyman now.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Meanwhile, the Rest of the World (EU, Russia, China, everyone) is realizing the real bad guy is the USA. Trump is not the illness, he's just a symptom. If you can put in charge, and keep Trump, then everything is possible.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The same agenda happened in Italy in 1919-1922. Just old, putrescent elites that played on moral panicks. A century ago it was communism, now it's "wokeness", lgbt etc. americans got played like italians and germans.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"German people overwhelmingly supported him." Total BS. The n*zi party was losing steam in 1932. They got power thx to corrupt conservative elites, junkers, industrials, that played with the fear of communism. Just wait until that book is translated in english : "Les Irresponsables" by J. Chapoutot
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Trump est un dictateur qui a eu la malchance d'accéder au pouvoir à pratiquement 80 ans. D'où sa probable chute à venir : il est trop pressé. Toute sa séquence actuelle, s'il avait plus jeune de 10 ans, nous aurait garanti un nouveau moyen âge.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
US Constitution died the moment Supreme court made the US President a de facto absolute monarch.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Americans are not fully coping with reality. You guys had a change of regime. That never happened to you before. We french are in our Fifth Republic; you're just seeing the death of your first one. It's no longer about legal shenaningans, you should start clandestine resistance.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
For decades, americans looked on every other nation with disdain, as if they got the perfect formula for democracy. In the end, the US Constitution was weak, terribly weak. Trump and MAGA killed a myth. It's a terrible message. Trump already did irreparable damage.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
At this point, i'm no longer scared by Trump. I'm scared cause EVERY US PRESIDENT after him can do crazy things w/o any check and balance whatsoever. The US Constitution, is the end, was rubbish, just words, like the Statuto Albertino Mussolini didn't even care to abolish...
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Et le pire : ce n'était absolument pas prévisible, mais alors pas du tout.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
He is right : this a message to China and Russia. The message being "NATO is falling apart thx to the USA, you can do anything now".
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
That was supposed to happen one day or another, since your Constitution is much, much weaker than we thought. All it needed was one of the two main parties becoming illiberal, the magic of a politically-appointed Supreme Court made the rest.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
and Nicole is the female version of Nicolas, Nikê Laos : "victory of the people" Her name was "Reborn, Victory of the People". You can't make that up.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
In all your years, yes. I'm european and that's exactly the kind of BS my grandparents endured during WW2. Avoiding streets when the vichy militia was around.Praying noone will be taked as hostage cause some sabotage disgruntled the local SS commander. etc.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Maga isn't quite exactly like the N*zis and the italian fascists but they serve the same purpose. Annihilating with violence anything that looks "commie", to defend the interests of the 0,01%.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Les américains ont peut-être besoin de Maga après tout. Peut-être que ce qui manque à ce pays pour devenir adulte, c'est d'avoir connu la honte intense des pays européens fascistes ou fascisants ruinés après la WW2.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"the guy would be well at home in Gilead.", he IS well at home in Magaworld. This is no f*** "potential" dystopia, this IS an actual dystopia.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Stop that. That's not about individuals and their virtues or weaknesses. You are facing a full change of regime. Maga is a coherent set of ideas, about State, the value of human life, laws, etc. Vance or anyone else, it doesn't matter.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Je ne sais pas si les stazuniens l'ont aussi compris, mais ils pourraient faire d'une pierre deux coups : faire gonfler l'extrême-droite tout en mettant KO MLP, jugée sans doute moins malléable et atlantiste que d'autres (et surtout, qui en l'état actuel des choses ne leur est redevable en rien).
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
au délai qui aurait du être le sien sans passe-droit politicien, c'est à dire... sans doute après la présidentielle. Et du coup, MLP serait bloquée par son inéligibilité...
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
L'indignation de façade du RN quant aux rumeurs d'une probable ingérence américaine (mise sous sanction américaine des magistrats ayant condamné MLP en première instance) a une base très prosaïque. Si l'amère loque passe aux actes... exit le procès d'appel, qui sera ajourné...
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
not "excessive force", full authoritarian violence, like the squadristi or the sturmabteilung.
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TL, Dr. @drtldr.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Like all fascisms.
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