Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I’m a self made millionaire and entrepreneur and btw also work as an executioner in Saudi Arabia. If that scares you then I apologise.. It’s more like a hobby.. but other than that I also like watching movies and trying new foods. 2858
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Hey, would you like to sell your baby? I’ve recently had a miscarriage and have been following you on Facebook for a while now. She’s so beautiful and well tbh..she looks more like me anyway. I've already given her a nickname and bought things for her. 08928
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Another murder case solved. Well.. I didn't find the real killer. I blamed a random person. But it's in the solved pile nonetheless. 227495
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Activia yogurt secured. WOW! Thank you Jamie Lee Curtis 25710
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I am conducting a research project about the psychology behind cat owners and their special ability to bring up their cat in everyday conversations such as war and famine 06110
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Mandatory Cyber security training U say ? And what if I don’t want to save the company from a cyber attack..? What if I want it to suffer? Oh fuck.. 🫦 218074
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Society has such unrealistic beauty standards for women.. Luckily I don’t have to conform to any of them because I am naturally beautiful 26710
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 16/11/2025My new daughter Psoriasis Harvard-Lynn, arrived yesterday..a true unconventional beauty. (A bit fugly but I am willing to see the beauty in her due to my open mind)… 111251
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 14/11/2025My dear. How are you doing ? This is Bethenny (newly qualified receptionist) from the FBI... I know this will be a pleasant surprise to you because you were not expecting it. I have been instructed to release $2,500,000 to you as compensation for your assistance in the past. Call me back.. 0435
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 13/11/2025“The customer is always right” has never really been true if you really think about it.. they are never right.. unless I am the customer in question, of course. 5608
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Officer.. dear, I wasn’t speeding, I was facetiming (fiercely) 27318
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Hello Ms. Hiring manager..I am thrilled to apply for your PhD program. Ever since becoming a Harvard research scientist at age 9, all while acting, modeling, singing, dancing, professional DJing, and working as a celebrity chef, each experience has helped shape the woman I am today for this role 111023
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I am working with a team of scientists on creating a cigarette flavored low fat yogurt. 6354139
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 03/11/2025In my clinic, we maintain a long-standing tradition where we select a patient at random to beat the shit out of. This initiative has proven invaluable for staff motivation, morale, and workplace productivity . 113249
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan 3419124
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Actually - I can still live my life to the fullest without feeling the need to go camping up a mountain. 2288
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Darling…a 55-year-old diabetic diva sashays in with visual distortion & a big old dip in vision in one eye.. fluorescein angiography is spilling the tea with leakage from the neovascularization. What’s the tea on her diagnosis? 2407
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Sleeping beauty probably had a yeast infection laying in bed for years, she didn’t get up once to wash her pussy! 3405
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 31/10/2025SpongeBob = neurodivergent, asexual, apolitical, sociophillic, queer platonic, mentally ill, spectrum 2 persona, queer, obsessive compulsive, histrionic persona, subjugation schema, pathological sociofunctionality. If you don’t get that you really missed the point of the show. 113935
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 13/10/2025I think I might be obsessed with pouring cooking oil down the drain 415389
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Just got a call and I have been cast in Avengers Doomsday. I will play the sexy MILF doctor that graduated from Harvard via online classes and became a 6 figure freelance blogger, similar to my real life. 1435
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Daughter: daddy daddy! why do you have a purse? Father: because fierce is fierce hunni Daughter: gaggg 115073
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 30/05/2025A beautiful day outside, sun shining, sky is blue, and suddenly it just dawned on me: this whole time Queen Elizabeth had a pussy… omg 04616
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 23/02/2025is listening to Who’s That Chick by Rihanna and David Guetta.. Headphones on, world off. 0306
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I really wish I had some metropolitan ice cream right now .. oh fuck 🫦 03312
Dr. Roberta Bobby @drsweety303.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Yes, the rumours are true, I have sciatica 24618
