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Dr Secksy

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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 7h
Catholic converts should be interviewed by a 65 year old Abuela before entering church each time and if they say some bullshit she should be allowed to beat them to death with her handbag
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Spiritually pure truck
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So you are saying you have a crisp candy shell with a gooey caramel centre?
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
unfathomable shape
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So you can BSOD all the christian fascists but just running into a room and yelling 'Hail Satan He's totes poggers'
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not every inside thought needs to be an outside thought
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Their ass is NOT gaming
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
'If you use generative AI slop Anubis will weigh your soul harshly and feed you to the demon Ammit'
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Look out guys the Stand User could be anyone
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Your grave will be untended and soon forgotten
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
More h a t e www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNo5...
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Durrr ChatGPT
YouTube video by Zane Little
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wish all ICE goons a very merry Nuremberg 2 and a happy Rot In A Small Concrete Box Until You Chew Off Your Own Tongue
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Vous
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Liquidate the entire trump family fortune and donate it as a sovereign wealth fund to Somalia
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know what It is but I am doing it as hard as I can Beef sir
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nooooo you could have grabbed the Tim Beanie and we could have finally confirmed to presence of the Scalp Mouth www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcqC...
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Tim Pool Removes His Hat (Uncensored) | Aamon Animations
YouTube video by Aamon Animations
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Union busting, crunch and gouging players
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Does this help? www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s9s...
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Alan's Bad Dream
YouTube video by MrJtorg
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hope he poops himself into an early nursing home like his dad
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Your grave will be untended and soon forgotten" would also be an acceptible anser
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What did Kojimbo mean by this?
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What having no bones does to a MFer
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Potato to long gnocchi pipeline
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fs in chat for the camera person who is now dying of Super Cancer
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My response to such videos
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's some mighty fine trundlin Lieutenant keep up the good work
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
S H I I I K A
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 10 anime betrayals be like
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Disgraceful, uncouth, reprehensible. Wait I didn't say stop
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Release 👏 the 👏 ladybug 👏 edit 👏 you 👏 cowards 👏
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A quick "what the fuck is wrong with you" and hard conversation pivot gets the point across quickly and susinctly
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You should be tried in the Hague and everyone who liked this should have their bloodline ended with gonadal irradiation
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What are you talking about that's a perfectly normal human number of finglers for a human
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
RIP Katie, she died as she lived, getting sneefed
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm not saying you should grab the Pervert Tamagochi and use the cord to strangle the Pervert, but I'm also not not saying you should grab the Pervert Tamagochi and use the cord to strangle the Pervert
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I dunno if I was a millipede I'd be like "fucken methipede am I right I am so cutemogging you RN"
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The original 2 has aged like the finest wine. Raw weapons-grade flight arcade goodness and codified the entire series. And the soundtrack FUCKING SLAPS harder than it has any right to. That slap bass jackhammers my prostate every time.
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kill the past if you have to, unless if affects projected quarterly earning reports in which OH GOD BACKTRACK BACKTRACK RELEASE THE MEMBERBERRIES
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fun fact they prosecuted the propagandists in Nuremberg too.
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are re-inventing Peasant Brain and Hapsburg Water-headed Nobel Brain at the same time. Truly a civilisation worthy of the history books.
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No lies detected
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've seen that movie and those blue fr*nch fucks deserve every insult you can hurl
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sam always looks like he just got busted looking at extremely vanilla porn on a work computer
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Please stop, you're making my pet-lion/hippo/crocadile sad"
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He is really going to clean up with the Screaming Mechanical Demon Bees demographic in the mid terms
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't think there is anything left inside capable of screaming
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish everyone involved in this a very happy Prolapsed Anus
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hague, all of them. We need to make Nuremberg look like a pyjama cuddle party.
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In his defence it was a MIGHTY fine bowel of sorghum
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's the point. Use, galic, and the Pointy Lamb shall spare you
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