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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 17h

“Mom, can I have Will Forte?” “No, we have Will Forte at home.” Will Forte at home:

💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 18/10/2026

“And we’ll send the patients to see a cardiologist for clearance before their surgery.” Will the cardiologist know how anesthesia works? “NO! And they’ll remind the anesthesiologist to monitor the patient’s SpO2.” Won’t the anesthesiologist already know that? “Yes of course.”

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 17/10/2026

New blonde White House press secretary just dropped

Liberty Biberty as White House press secretary

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 11/10/2026

“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of bots suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 08/10/2026

Another lil one (Alt text for description)

New tattoo on my left ankle of the geographic coordinates for home plate at Fenway Park: 42° 20' 46.5" N, 71° 5' 51.9" W, under my Red Sox patch

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 01/10/2026

“Are you or are you not a chain of interactions between proteins in a cell, communicating information from chemical signals outside of a cell to the cell nucleus, resulting in the activation of genes through the process of transcription?” “Sir that’s the JAK/STAT pathway”

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you’re in a staff meeting and you’re waiting for your friend across the room to open the meme you just sent

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 30/09/2026

My face when the circulating nurse answers the phone and it’s the ER calling for the surgeon who’s currently operating

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 26/09/2026

“Hey we saw you at the end of the bar and we like your vibe”

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m old enough to remember when Obama gave a halfhearted salute one time and it was a two-week media story about how he was disrespecting the troops

Trump screaming at his Marine One pilot for some reason

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 22/09/2026

My face when the circulating nurse answers the phone and it’s the ER calling for the surgeon who’s currently operating

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 22/09/2026

“He’s right behind me, isn’t he”

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 22/09/2026

Med student trying to see the sterile operative field over the resident’s shoulder

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 18/09/2026

Detox your blood with this one weird trick

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 17/09/2026

Update: I filed a stop-payment request with my bank after receiving this email back from the drop shipper

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• A 20% refund of your order value, or
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We truly value your support and sincerely hope you will consider one of these options. Your satisfaction is very important to us, and we want to make things right in the best way we can.

Please let us know which option you prefer, and we will process it for you as soon as possible.

Thank you again for your understanding and patience.

Warm regards,
Anna Taylor
Customer Service Executive

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 09/09/2026

Surgeons when they have “just one more” addon

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 07/09/2026

Have you ever seen what a human hand looks like under a microscope?

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 03/09/2026

Oh like someone with 18 tattoos wouldn’t get a 19th

A fine line tattoo of Gandalf the Grey on my left inner lower leg

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 22/08/2026

The fourth year med student 10 seconds after you say “no” to the question “is there anything else you need?”

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 19/08/2026

Hal: “What’s your opinion of the Yankees?” Alien: “They’re pretty good, they’ve won more World Series championships than anyone else.” Hal: “... that's it? As a native of Boston that’s the breadth of your opinion on the New York Yankees?”

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 19/08/2026

Hal: “The surgeon says the blood loss is 100 ccs. How much blood did the patient lose?” Alien: “Obviously 100 ccs”

Hal Jordan interviewing a definite alien

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 18/08/2026

Hal: “The surgeon wants to book a completely elective case at 5pm on a Friday, what do you do?” Alien: “Of course I let them go ahead without protest”

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 09/08/2026

Throwback to 2014, Ginger #3, asleep face-down in cheese

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 08/08/2026

Stop stop 😭 the kids can’t take any more food

KIDS EAT FREE WHEN RED SOX WIN

They’re 32-5 over the last 37!

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