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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 10h
I'd have a whole wall of these bad boys:
The Vectrex console, a wire frame console that's just a small, portrait oriented CRT with an inbuilt controller
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 17h
Still so sorry, Cedar. I lost my childhood dog last month, she was 17 years old, but having her ashes in the house does help give me a small sense she's still with me. Hanging out, looking at her idiot brother shit on the floor in the morning
Black high shelf, with a small navy blue urn and a dog's paw imprint next to it with the name "Abbey" (they misspelled it without the e)
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nah offense meant go for their throats cedar
Lionel Hutz "No, Money Down!" meme except it says "Defending a YouTuber? No, Offense!"
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Made these choices in 10 seconds, full gut instinct
My 9 Games

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Zelda: Wind Waker
Undertale
Fallout: New Vegas
Pokemon Crystal
Super Smash Bros. Melee
Stardew Valley
Hades
Pokemon Snap
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These sure are 10 shows that I picked
My list of the Top 10 shows of the 21st century:

I Think You Should Leave
Widow's Bay
Better Call Saul
Adventure Time
Orphan Black
The Vampire Diaries
Review
The Rehearsal
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Todd and the Book of Pure Evil
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ash from the series Ash Vs Evil Dead. His quote reads "Well then, the two of you have learned an important lesson today: cops don't help!"
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Show a comic panel you love
Calvin and Hobbes panel
Calvin's Mom: Life could be worse, Calvin.
Calvin: Life could be a lot BETTER too!
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Isn't he the dude who made Obsession???
A kitchen container of Curry Powder
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hey @deathbattle.gg , the anime and comic book and video game people have had their fill, time to make an episode for those of us who watch 2000s-2010s mid budget cable shows
Meme format of a Death Battle video thumbnail. The two contestants are Shawn Spencer from the TV show Psych, and Mike Ross from the TV show Suits
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I feel like this is asking for like, a non-horror film that scared me, but I saw this shit when I was like 8 and it made me scared while fully awake, during the day, at school
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Not about making movies, but we also sent Jack Black to the jungle at least two other times:
Poster for Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, a film where Jack Black is in a scary video game junglePoster for Jumanji: The Next Level, a film where Jack Black goes back to a scary video game jungle
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Why are there this many movies where Jack Black must go into a scary jungle and try to make a movie
Poster for the Peter Jackson King Kong, a film where Jack Black plays a filmmaker who goes into the jungle to make a moviePoster for Tropic Thunder, a film where Jack Black plays an actor who goes into the jungle to make a movie
Poster for Anaconda 2025, a film where Jack Black plays a filmmaker who goes to the jungle to make a movie
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Pictured: Stella
Mattel's Barbie standing next to a Barbie sized bright teal off road vehicle
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The boys are giving real big Two Stupid Dogs energy right now
Me and my roommates dog, a large tan lab/corgi mix, and a small black and brown Chihuahua/dachshund mix. They're lounging together on a couch in a way that really highlights their size difference
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Letterboxd list: Movies that Took Manhattan

1) I'll Take Manhattan
2) We'll Take Manhattan
3) Muppets Take Manhattan
4) Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Ranking the Friday the 13th movies on Letterboxd as I watch em, but I'm pretty tempted to just leave the list like this:
Screenshot of Letterboxd list titled "Friday the 13th Ranked" with only two entries: the first Friday the 13th at #2, and Freddy vs Jason at #1
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I've been researching this topic personally for years and I think you're onto something here
A bottle of Mountain Dew Baja Blast, held by my left hand, about half of which has been drunk. Also you can see my dog out of focus
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
A photo of you that could be an album cover And this album is probably called "Lemon Demon Lounge Covers"
A white person in a red velvet tailcoat, light tan vest and slacks, red tie, poofy sleeve shirt, and bejeweled black dress shoes. They are in repose on an antique green velvet chaise lounge in a fancy hotel
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
In Spaceballs, when Yogurt is talking merchandising, he shows off "Spaceballs: The Coloring Book" and it's obviously a Transformers comic with a logo pasted on top???
Photo of a TV screen, showing Yogurt pointing to "Spaceballs: The Coloring Book"Closeup of the coloring book, very clearly showing Optimus Prime dead center in the foreground
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
100 movies in the 21st century (don't think too hard about the rankings, I didn't)
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Crossover I want that will never happen: Reacher/Poker Face
Natasha Lyonne as Charlie Cale in Poker FaceAlan Ritchson as Reacher in Reacher
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
And I replanted my dracaena in the blue face pot, and holy shit it might be even funnier
Blue ceramic pot with a face and ears. A huge, tall, spiky green plant is coming out the top, making the pot look like it has a sick punk hairstyle
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Replanted my prayer plant today, she is much happier in a larger pot
Large plant with round leaves billowing out of a light blue ceramic pot
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
This is what she looked like a little over a month ago:
The same prayer plant in the same blue face pot as above, but the plant is 60% smaller, looking like a plant in a correct-sized pot
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
My prayer plant is getting too big for its pot, which is a shame bc the bigger it gets, the funnier it looks in said pot
Photograph of a prayer plant in a blue pot on a kitchen counter. The pot is sculpted to look like a little guy, with a smiling face and ears, and the plant looks like it's hair, now twice as big as the pot itself
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Create your own double feature 🎬 #filmsky
Poster for John Carpenter's Prince of DarknessPoster for Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I'm not a big car person, but I do have an undying love for chunky, famously ugly/loathed car designs, and I just learned about the Suzuki X-90 and I am in love 😍😍😍 Lookit that lil chunk!
A red Suzuki X-90, a small, square, awkward looking 2-seater. Kinda like a rounder Geo Tracker
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Now watching
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I'm cackling how is Cliche a genre, and why is my movie app roasting me
Most Watched theme: Horror, the undead, and monster classics

Most Watched Nanogenre: Scary, Tense, Cliche
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
A pretty good year of movie watchin, if you ask me
James' Letterboxd 2024 in Film
174 Films Logged
174 Films Reviewed
316 Hours Watched
Most Watched Actor: Robert England
Most Watched Director: John McTiernan

Highly Rated:
The First Omen (5 Stars)
Terrifier 3 (5 Stars)
Courtney Pauroso: Vanessa 5000 (5 Stars)
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Been having a fun time at The Movies At Home
Letterboxd Recent Activity: Donnie Darko, Memento, Deja Vu, and Beavis and Butthead Do America
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Now watching
Movie poster for Deja Vu, starring Denzel Washington
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Danny DeVito in It's Always Sunny, covered in flour and reading a card: "Flip... A... Coin..."
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
May I also add
Album art for New Radicals' Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Justice League Unlimited saw Zachary Levi coming
Screenshot from Justice League Unlimited. Superman holds a newspaper, the headline reads "Captain Marvel endorses Luthor for President"
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I've been rewatching the Justice League animated series, and one of my new favorite details is that the Royal Flush Gang has the exact same voice cast as the Teen Titans
Screenshot from the Justice League animated series, showing the Royal Flush Gang flying in on big ol playing cards. Also my volume display is on the sideSplash image of the 2003 Teen Titans cartoon, showing the Titans posing by their logo on a red background
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Oh, jeez, twist my arm, I'll talk about movies
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Introduce yourself with 4 records
Lemon Demon's Spirit Phone (2016), album cover monochromatic in black and red showing a man in a suit holding a cat. Both their eyes glow ominouslyQueens of the Stone Age's Rated R (2000),  album cover is a light blue background with a white bar in the bottom quarter, and a black Rated R symbolMetric's Art of Doubt (2018), album cover is all black with a crudely-drawn, rough edged teal circle around the outsideQueen's A Night At The Opera (1975), album cover is largely white, with an emblem in the middle featuring two lions in crowns and a large white bird over a flame. The band name and album title are written in a blue cursive font
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I have purchased a @nerdjpg.com
Picture of a white person's hand holding a 5 inch plush of Kirby
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
IT'S @alyankovic.bsky.social 's BIRTHDAY! My tattoo is burning! My time has come! *Screeches in accordion*
A white person with a tattoo of Weird Al's autograph, their mouth agape a là Invasion of the Body Snatchers
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
I forgot to share this when everyone else did, but hey first million, neat-o gang. That's nice
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #884,557, James Ketelaar ‪@drprofessorman.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 6, 2023"
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
This has been my watchlist on Letterboxd for like two years, and at this point I'm committed to keeping it this way
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Post a picture of you, that's not actually a picture of you The truth lies in the middle
Joe Thomas from the show The Inbetweeners, doing the "Oh Friend" poseActress Chloe Sevigny, leaned up against a rail posed and looking hella cool
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
WTF did these Baby Mario & Luigi CPUs get up to? This is why infants should not drive Karts
Scores and times from a Mario Kart: Double Dash race. The 8th place team, Baby Mario and Baby Luigi CPUs, have a race time of 16 minutes and 38 seconds, 14 minutes more than the 7th place finish
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 27/07/2024
Gus. Goose. Goosey. The Goose Man. Beloved Character Actor Luis Guzman. Big Man. Big Bubba. The Potato. Potate. Tater Tot. Teddy Bear. Angel Baby. Perfect Angle. I'm forgetting some. Lookit my dawg!
A tan/yellow dog with head tilted, looking directly into camera. He has a ball at his foot
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
This show's got anime Saul Goodman
A screenshot of a character from My Adventures With Superman, who bears a strong resemblance to Saul Goodman from Better Call Saul/Breaking Bad
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Good pup! Looks like my roommate's dog, Kuzco
Small black, tan, and white Chihuahua, perched on the shoulders of a human with dirty blonde hair
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Whoever let Chris Parnell finally play a hot character deserves an award
Slade Wilson from My Adventures With Superman, looking hot with a Taser in tactical gear
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Graves Skeletelaar @drprofessorman.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
Movies I'm always forcing people to watch
Psycho Goreman (2020)World's Greatest Dad (2009)Finders Keepers (2015)Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
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