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Philip Lee

@drphiliplee1.bsky.social
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Elderly care physician in the NHS. STILL not a member of parliament

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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Spanish ppl Spanish women's in Málaga football team 🤝 There are too many Germans in the area
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
The American mind cannot conceive agricultural work without a pickup truck Meanwhile across Europe:
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Subscribe and like my combination cold war NATO firearms and feet pictures account on OnlyFNs.
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Macron here looking exactly like the barista in Paris waiting patiently whilst I try and order a cafe crème with my Tricolore 3 ass French
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Ah, fresh indie A by the resi Ds.
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I appreciate I'm a little late here but salt isn't really necessary, nonetheless it's a good disinfectant. I hope Dan has not died of the sepsis waiting for an answer
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don't know what's more dubious about this, a pet shop owner stealing the cats, or a loan company willing to take cats as a collateral
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
No one: Absolutely no one: Dieticians when you prescribe Ensure without asking them first:
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
It's cooling down a little so there's only one thing for it, fire up the grill
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Yes I know it's spelt different but it's 28°C in my bedroom give me a break
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Please no one tell her what it means in medicine
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
People who tell you "ooh you're all sweaty" in this weather. Who fucking hurt you man?
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
That yellow band on top is actually crime scene tape
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Look Telegraph, do you or don't you want immigrants to contribute to the economy, make up your mind.
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Globy warms tho
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Awwwwwww
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
See what happens is their infrastructure got too good, without the need to complain about transport they decided to ruin their own economy instead
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I too am a little thrown by that 👁️👄👁️
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
God yes they are enormous and very cat like aren't they
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This distinguished lady comes every evening and politely requests only one cup of water. Should I acquiesce to her demands?
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I mean look, MOTOROLA makes better looking phones for the love of God
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Look, politics aside, how can you make such an awful looking phone in the year of our Lord 2025?
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Classic moral PANic
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Did Callum choose this cap deliberately?
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Many people may question why we require a main battle tank for the NHS, my question to them would be, why do you hate freedom
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I asked AI to draw an NHS tank and add some ERA to it and it went full Ukrainian Armed Forces
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I know US law and the constitution are complex, but seriously what's the point of having the Posse Comitatus Act if at any time, the president can just go "I think it's an insurrection" and deploy federal troops?
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
To be fair probably the press
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Modern Warfare: Logistics and Support. You have to organise delivery of ammo, food, water, set up sanitation and medical care for troops. Optional packs for HR, payroll, and postal services
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Oh I have so many. Berlin Späti simulator: you have to deal with drunk people, stoned people, tourists, visits from the Ordunungsamt, keeping the porch clean, decide on products, maybe get a cat, turn a profit.
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
British public: look say what you like about the Tories but at least if they have a policy of bleeding us to death to sell our essential fluids to Nosferatu, they *stick* with it.
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
British government: Here's a policy British public: thanks we hate it British government: we have listened to you and yes, it turns out this policy sucks. We're not going to do it British public: You sick u-turning fucks
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Incorrect, it's actually putting in exactly £35.00 of petrol into your car, stopping precisely and only once.
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
In all seriousness I'm sure if Google can afford my services I'll be happy to revive my skill as a medical registrar, called to deal with an unwanted fox on the wards
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I read that as a round and I was like
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a man is standing in front of a refrigerator with the words " i am never going to financially recover from this "
ALT: a man is standing in front of a refrigerator with the words " i am never going to financially recover from this "
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Poshos: RELEASE THE HOUNDS 📯📯📯
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Absolutely Gross behaviour
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Hey that was ONE TIME
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Astronauts on the ISS right now 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️ 👁️👄👁️
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Champions League finals
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a group of cartoon characters are standing in a line with their mouths open .
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Idk that looks pretty good to me
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Either way, he'll still be able to showcase his skills with his canoe.
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
You can do it (prevent the Erfurt Latrine Disaster) when you B&Q it
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
RIP Heinrich I of Schwartzburg, gone too soon in a literal cesspit
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I may not live like a king, but at least when I throw a party, my floor doesn't collapse into the latrine, leading to 60 noblemen drowning in cess.
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
🎉🎉🎉 congrats!
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
It's actually the associate medical director for pies now
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Philip Lee @drphiliplee1.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Mods asleep post Italian Police Fiat Pandas
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