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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bet you thought we stopped you already know we kept it going
Me flexing. A hairy man with short hair and a beard wearing small black shorts, flexing in a double bicep pose. Shallow dept of field, bright pink lighting on one side
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nurse had trouble getting the blood pressure cuff around my arm
A meme. Top text reads “fuck being under 200lbs”. Bottom text reads “all my homies hate being under 200lbs”. In the middle is an image of 4 fat shirtless men.
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It us
A picture of me and my dog at a park. Me, a bearded man wearing a black hat, beige t shirt featuring the band The Armed, and blue shorts, squatting in the grass on the left side of the frame. My dog, a beige pit bull, is in the right side of the frame. There is a large tree in the background
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This faggot loves pie
An overhead view of an unbaked blackberry pie on a white countertopAn overhead view of a baked blackberry pie on a white countertopA bearded man with short hair and a beard smiling, from the chest up, hand in corner of frame, Jeff Rosenstock gay weed flag in background
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It’s giving
A screenshot of Miranda flashing her neighbor from a sex and the city episode
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Which one of you is this
The back side of a white Toyota rav4 that has a vanity plate that reads “SLAYDHD”
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hey what’s up hello
Me flexing. Stocky bald man with dark beard and chest hair, wearing black shorts, doing a double bicep from a 3/4 profile view. Dark background, shallow depth of field.
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Made a cheddar scallion chili crunch sourdough loaf. Going to dip it in some pho later
A cheddar scallion chili crunch sourdough loaf. My hand holding a golden loaf of sourdough tinted with orange streaks from the chili oil. Bright lighting and shallow depth of fieldMy hand holding a cut loaf of scallion cheddar chili crunch sourdough, exposing the cross section. White bread with orange swirls from the cheddar and chili oil. Bright lighting and shallow depth of field
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hot dad from the mounjaro commercial save me….save me hot dad from the mounjaro commercial….
A hot dad. Big beefy guy with a mustache in black and white
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’m gridposting again. 4x4
A 4 by 4 grid of the covers and titles of all the albums I listened to this week. In order:

Sufjan Stevens - Javelin
Birds in Row - We Already Lost the World
Loma Prieta - Last
underscores - U
Vibora - Egin Ez Dugun Guztia
Model/Actriz - Swan Songs
Spaced - No Escape
Neurosis - An Undying Love for a Burning World
Infant Island - Beneath
The Hotelier - Goodness
Ostraca - Disaster
Loathe - I Let It In And It Took Everything
Greet Death - Die In Love
Kiss Facility - KHAZNA
Mutual Benefit - Growing at the Edges
Deafheaven - Lonely People With PowerA selfie. Bearded man in a black hat and green jacket smiling outside. Blue sky and tree in the background.
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Did you know that someday you will ache like I ache
A bathroom mirror selfie. A bearded man wearing a black t shirt and hat in a bathroom lit with red light. The mirror has text at the top that reads “welcome to hell!” And flames at the bottom.
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
My main issue with Pillion is that they used Bradley Hand as the font for Alexander Skarsgard’s chest tattoos
A closeup of Alexander skarsgard’s chest tattoos that read “Ellen Wendy Rosie” from the movie Pillion A screenshot of a type tester for the font “Bradley Hand” with the words “Ellen Wendy” below
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Bonus sandwich pic
A sandwich. Two slices of birria focaccia on a green plate with birria meat and Oaxaca cheese in between.
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Birria + focaccia = birriaccia
A pan of unbaked focaccia. Raw dough topped with cheese, beef, onions and cilantro in a gray pan on a white countertop.A pan of baked focaccia. Golden brown bread topped with cheese, beef, onions and cilantro in a gray pan on a white countertop.
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
At the end of the day it’s just me and my one flexing pose
A thirst trap. A bald man with a beard standing shirtless, arms down and flexed, in a dark room with a red glow
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
@notmatcha.bsky.social said I should make an AOTY list. So I did.

A 5x5 grid of my favorite albums from 2025.

They Are Gutting a Body of Water - LOTTO
Benjamin Booker - LOWER
Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out
Aya - hexed!
Armand Hammer - Mercy
Rochelle Jordan - Through The Wall
Cloakroom - Last Leg of the Human Table
The Armed - THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED
Greet Death - Die In Love
Darkside - nothing
Hotline TNT - Raspberry Moon
No Joy - Bugland
Deftones - Private Music
Ingrown - Idaho
Wednesday - Bleeds
Militarie Gun - God Save The Gun
Saba - From The Private Collection of Saba and No ID
FKA twigs - EUSEXUA
Deafheaven - Lonely People With Power
Sudan Archives - THE BPM
Great Grandpa - Patience, Moonbeam
Perfume Genius - Glory
Billy Woods - GOLLIWOG
Dijon - Baby
Ryan Davis & the Roadhouse Band - New Threats From the Soul
A selfie of me smiling
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
My tits are down here
A view from below looking up at my face and hairy pecs
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
My birthday being on the day after Zohran won really makes up for last year’s birthday being on the day Trump won
A mirror selfie. A bald, bearded man with a hairy chest wearing black pants taking a photo in the mirror
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
For your consideration: loaf
My hand holding a loaf of sourdough breadMy handing holding a loaf of sourdough bread, sliced in half to show the interior of both pieces
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
New favorite shirt alert
A mirror selfie. A bald man with a dark beard wearing a white t shirt with a large print of a green kei truck on the front, taking a picture in the bathroom mirror
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Y’all can have a post-workout thirst trap. As a treat
A thirst trap. A bald man with hairy chest and a mustache with a slight grin wearing brown shorts and no shirt. Arms are flexed and pointing downward
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Come over I made focaccia
A sheet of rosemary focaccia. My arm coming in from the bottom left corner of the frame, holding a sheet of focaccia. Warm lighting
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Hi I look like this now
A selfie. A bald, hairy, shirtless man with a dark mustache smiling at the camera.
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
She was so real for this
Screenshot from the TV show Hacks. Ava Daniels (played by Hannah Einbinder) is standing on a beach at night. The closed captioning reads “I’m not suicidal, I just want to die.”
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I’m gridposting again. 5x5
A 5 by 5 grid of the covers and titles of all the albums I listened to this week.

Patience, Moonbeam - Great Grandpa

United by Fate - Rival Schools

Music Can Hear Us - DJ Koze

choke enough - Oklou

Big Kiss Goodnight - Trapped Under Ice

It's Inside You - Candy

Welcome to My Blue Sky - Momma

Nonstop Feeling - Turnstile

Fuck The Universe - Craft

Government Plates - Death Grips

Revengeseekerz - Jane Remover

Pirouette - Model/Actriz

Thee Black Boltz - Tunde Adebimpe

I LIE HERE BURIED WITH MY RINGS AND MY DRESSES - Backxwash

Sentenced to Life - Black Breath

Artillery From Heaven - Contention

Jellywish - Florist

Superheaven - Superheaven

Bite Down - Ribbon Skirt

I've Seen All I Need To See - The Body

No - Model/Actriz

When No Birds Sang - Full Of Hell, Nothing

Attempted Martyr - Prostitute

Melodrama - Lorde

hexed! - AyaA bald bearded man smiling
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
A meme. The middle of the image is two hands extended. The top text reads “your cock look heavy”. The bottom text reads “let me give you a hand”.
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
🆗🆒🆗🆒
A photo of me in my underwear. A large man  with a hairy chest, arms and shoulders with a bald head and dark beard. Arms are down and flexing slightly. Wearing maroon Nike underwear with a black waistband. Taken in a brightly lit bathroom with a shallow depth of field.
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Black and white hypnosis spiral. Top text reads “Chicago is calling”. Bottom text reads “you want to move to Chicago”.
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
It’s giving this
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Say it
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Trying the @rptx90.bsky.social pose
Side view of me in a black tank and neon yellow shorts. Torso is turned slightly, biceps are flexing and my hairy armpit is exposed. My ass looks voluptuous and breedable
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
baby’s first (successful) sourdough loaf
Sourdough bread. Overhead shot of a freshly baked golden brown loaf of sourdough bread, covered in bubbles and flour, on a wire rackSourdough bread. My hand holding two halves of the sourdough loaf, showing the inside of the bread. It is filled with lots of small air pockets
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
so there’s this
My shirtless hairy torso and the bottom half of my bearded face
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
We have been in love for almost 9 years and our plans are these pastries
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Me + my daughter
My bald, bearded, smiling head from a low angle with my gold colored pit bull resting her head on my shoulder
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Return of the grid. 5x5 this week
A five by five grid of album covers with the artists and album titles overlaid on each cover.

In order:

LOWER - Benjamin Booker

Black'!Antique - pink siifu

Hurry Up Tomorrow - The Weeknd

Alligator Bites Never Heal - Doechii

It's Inside You - Candy

No Love Deep Web - Death Grips

Phoenix: Flames Are Dew Upon My Skin - Eartheater

Nobody Planning To Leave - ShrapKnel

Everlasting Gaze - The Armed

LP1 - FKA twigs

The Cold Sun - Loathe

Homicidal Ecstasy - Sanguisugabogg

Moon Pix - Cat Power

Waiting Room - Kathryn Mohr

Errorzone - Vein

Earl Sweatshirt - Voir Dire

Change The Way You Think About Pain - Incendiary

Frog in Boiling Water - DIIV

Surface Noise - Judiciary

The ***** In Me Is Me - Soul Glo

Stumbling Through The Walls - Hiraki

I Became Birds - home is where

Glory, Glory! Apathy Took Helm! - Vile Creature

Warthog (2022) - Warthog

EUSEXUA - FKA twigs
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
humps etc
Hairy, shirtless torso and face from the waist up. Relaxed pose, warm lighting.
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Fat grid Friday or whatever. 4x4
A 4 by 4 grid of all the albums I listened to this week. In order:

In Waves - Jamie xx

Liminal - PETBRICK

Attempted Martyr - Prostitute

#RICHAXXHAITIAN - Mach-Hommy

BRASS - Moor Mother & billy woods

Coagulated Bliss - Full of Hell

Burnt Sugar - Gouge Away

The Cold Sun - Loathe

Deep Sage - Gouge Away

Artillery From Heaven - Contention

Sick! - Earl Sweatshirt

World Lit Only By Fire - Godflesh

Empty Country II - Empty Country

We're Not Here to Be Loved - Fleshwater

LIVING GRACIOUS - Crush Your Soul

Melting Sun - Lantlôs
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
went a lil too hard deadlifting and almost threw up so here’s a picture of my arm :)
My shirtless torso flexing my right bicep
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Saturday 4x4 because I forgot to post it yesterday
A 4 by 4 grid of the covers of all of the albums I listened to this week

CALIGULA - Lingua Ignota

Perverts - Ethel Cain

Nicks and Grazes - Palm

No Shape - Perfume Genius

In Colour - Jamie xx

Only Love - The Armed

Ohms - Deftones

Obsidian Wreath - Infant Island

CHRISTFUCKER - Portrayal of Guilt

ONLY ONE MODE - Speed

Satisfaction - Spy

We Are Always Alone - Portrayal of Guilt

into the burning blue - Trace Mountains

Hallucinogen - Kelela

A Tear in the Fabric of Life - Knocked Loose

Maggot Mass - Pharmakon
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Arm offering
My shirtless torso flexing both of my biceps
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
babka day
overhead perspective of two loaves of cinnamon babka on a wire rackMy hand holding a small plate containing a slice of cinnamon babka
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
3.7 miles away…I’m about to take matters into my own hands and solve this bot problem myself…
Screenshot of OnlyFans profile banner and bio belonging to annoying bot/spammer Jax Travis
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
new year new Friday 5x5
A 5 by 5 grid of all the albums I listened to this week

Everlasting Gaze - The Armed

Mercurial World - Magdalena Bay

Young Machetes - The Blood Brothers

Starchris - BODY MEAT

What Now - Brittany Howard

It's Inside You - Candy

Cartwheel - Hotline TNT

learn 2 swim - Redveil

Gris Klein - Birds in Row

Attempted Martyr - Prostitute

In A Poem Unlimited - U.S. Girls

Frog in Boiling Water - DIIV

Mahashmashana - Father John Misty

the idler wheel is wiser than the driver of the screw & whipping cords will serve you more than ropes will ever do - Fiona Apple

Flesh + Blood - Judiciary

Bird's Eye - Ravyn Lenae

Sense Yourself - Upchuck

Manning Fireworks - MJ Lenderman

Spaced Jams - Spaced

The Crying Out of Things - The Body

A Chaos Of Flowers - Big Brave

New Heaven - Inter Arma

March On Electric Children - The Blood Brothers

Maps - Billy Woods & Kenny Segal

Foxing - Foxing
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
feeling kinda busty
Three quarter profile view of my shirtless torso, flexing my arms downward, grinning slightly
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
me / my breakfast bagel
My smiling face and my hand making a peace signMy hand holding an olive green plate with a sesame seed bagel sandwich containing eggs, cheese, bacon and spinach
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cellar whore @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
pumped
Me, shirtless, flexing my biceps
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