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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦

@drosgood.bsky.social
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Georg Friedrich Error Invalid Handel; Dirty Sock-puppet, cat-herder, sometimes pilot. I've been told I'm a Seattle-based attorney in real life, but I have my doubts.

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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 5h
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Amazed Alien Reaction
Alt: Alien from Mac ‘n Me, clips of which Paul Rudd surprises talk show hosts with instead of film promos.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 18h
Fresh now; rotten in November.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 18h
Somewhere, a question is begged...
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 19h
KAOS!
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 19h
I'd be much more in the Fall spirit if my plants would stop flowering.
Tomatillo blossoms, in mid-October.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gerry, no!
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If they'll treat mitch mcconnell as a fully-functioning Senator, they won't have a problem with insane.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She's like the Master Control Program from TRON.
Tron's MCP, all orange and spinny, with wide-set eyes and enhanced lips, giving orders to its chief evil henchman.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone’s been looking inside the Ark of the Covenant. Just saying.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What is going on here?
Close yp of woman in a red dress in Oval Office ceremony.  She looks unwell at best, like an alien who's human skin is slipping at worst.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Says who?
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Star Trek TOS: Salt Vampire
Alt: Original Star Trek's salt vampire, what traumatized me as a child. It's turned its head to stare at you, thinking you might just be salt.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No--he's lying and pandering to those he considers his future employers.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Glory!
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Elrond's Famous Line: I Was There Gandalf
Alt: Elrond's Famous Line: I Was There Gandalf
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mostly.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let's just nip down to the Horse and Eel, have a pint, and wait for this to all blow over.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Horse and Eel sounds like a pub name.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There was no cat in Garfield.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oregon Trail video game stone marker, reading “Oh no!  Disaster!  What a bad idea!”
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Honestly—that’s easier for me than pronouns. “You’re not plural.”
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There’s still an opening for their child.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His trip to HELL is only delayed by the fact that they cannot figure out which ring he should be on.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The cat litter?
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a student of Chun-kee, I'm just short of breath.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You mean the Donald J. Trump Bayeux Tapestry?
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Screw him.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Most Bluesky users (38) were only ten years old when Seinfeld went off the air.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Al Gore? or George Bush?
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are we talking about the teenagers?
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank god!
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Star Trek's salt vampire.
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Star Trek TOS: Salt Vampire
Alt: Star Trek TOS: Salt Vampire; she's looking at you as if you're her next salt lick. . .
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm feeling the same way about dumping out of date law books that cost a lot of $$$ at one point, still look impressive, but are largely useless.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
msn.com
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You "pull their triggers" on candidates for public office?
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And subject my innocent ficus to secondhand smoke? It's just as bad!
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No he doesn’t.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's wearing a sheaf of wheat in his belt. As was the fashion at the time.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got it! I got his number off a wall!
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The United States Strategic Cheese Reserve!
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And the Irish! You can’t trust the Irish!
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How about Chi vive in un ananas in fondo al mar? www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5H-...
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Spongebob Fugue
YouTube video by Ian Pritchard
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently you don't know that his uncle was a professor at MIT, and therefore he is a genius about stuff 'n things.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"The Lindsay Graham bio-pic will bring everything to order."
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My, what a large Gom Jabbar you have.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Last Charge of The High-T Brigade.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I suspect his uncle barely tolerated him, if he didn’t despise him outright.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Constitution does not contain the ”Master Vampire” clause.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MIT uncle probably wouldn't even talk to Trump.
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Count Sockula 🎖️💎🧦 @drosgood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Y'know how Mr. Rogers always wore those Red sweaters? Communist.
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