bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026blessing y'all with a screenshot from weezer's appearance on jimmy fallon. the interview was extremely awkward and nobody acknowledged the fact that rivers was gold 100
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026haven't posted any new dumbass shitass fuckass songs for y'all in a while. here's two of those (i wish the place i have to put my phone to record these caught me at a more flattering angle but it's whatever lmao) 220
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026cancelling shy guy (the mario enemy) because in 2007 he wrote a very misogynistic review of weezer's pinkerton on rateyourmusic dot com 100
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026was just talking abt this the other day. aldi's execs just being like fuck it man, call it girldick. we know at least 3-5% of the ppl buying this shit are trannies so we may as well market to them. call it girl cock. girl penis. call it girl penis 000
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026i am enjoying repackaging my shitty jokes in a new slightly more fun format 000
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026another one lol was curious how the way i edit these pics would affect the food i'm currently eating. the answer is poorly! 010
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026yeah (first attempt at a lazy doodle of myself. it kinda sucks, she needs some work but she'll get there (just like me lol), i'm just tryna get thru the "sucking at thing" phase of doing thing) 120
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026posted and then deleted these cos i got insecure but whatever man enjoy these photos of me 130
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026i'm transgender, of course i have opinions on the various monster zero ultra flavors 010
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026shot day shot day shot day !!!! (photo is just me holding a needle lol, nothing graphic but ik some ppl don't like seein em) 100
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026i don't feel like trying to rehash shit i already wrote within bsky's character limit so here's some facebook screenshots lol 020
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026being trans can be cool sometimes. facebook screenshot cos the god damn post is too fuckin long for the shitass character limit. fuck 010
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026photos taken while trying to decide whether or not i wanted to wear this dress to the function. i decided not to lol 000
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026new snong, filler lyrics but i rly like the chords n melody, hope u enjoy 141
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 15/06/2026part of the year where ppl are going swimming and shit is always an unpleasant reminder tbh. i can't even swim lol, i just rly like hanging out in the water n haven't been able to do that in like uhhhhhh all of my 20s so far anyways, i rly need this 👇 130
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026shit is too long for bsky, so instead please enjoy this screenshot 010
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026the ballad of jim kinda hate how i look in this one but Oh Well lmao 031
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026saw sunset sarsparilla at the store for the first time yesterday, then the novac bumper sticker i ordered a while ago came in the mail today. my new vegas-obsessed heart is very full rn 030
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026new song :3 spent like 20 mins in my car after work tryna get it all in one take, turns out playing n singing at the same time while trying to remember the words to a song i wrote like an hour prior is Difficult For Me lmao. oh well, i hope y'all enjoy it anyways 💕 141
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026too long for bsky, annoying to split up, enjoy this fb screenshot 022
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 16/05/2026new pfp. rly gotta get all dolled up again sometime, cos this pic is from like 6 months ago lol, but this is the prettiest i've ever looked so it's what i'm using 240
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 12/05/2026btw when i say "pop" i'm picturing something like popping boba, or these fuckers (pictured below), but like. more testicularly sized 000
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026this is now the second time i've bought an oversized band shirt bc all they had left was 2XL (the first being the chat pile shirt i wore to the show lol) 130
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026cross-posting yet another shitpost that's too long for bsky 010
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026and yeah for anyone who hasn't heard my singing voice before, i am a nasally bitch, it can't be helped (i like my voice but feel like it'd sound better in a full mix lmao) 000
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026also i am not a ukulele girlie but i do love the baritone, it's basically just a guitar with two fewer strings lol. you tune it the same as a guitar and everything. i do wish i had one of those portable acoustics, i miss the extra strings sometimes, but this is what i've got 100
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026and here's another. i am very much looking forward to living alone again so i can get back into actually producing shit again, kinda tired of it just being me in my car lmao. also miss being able to make shoegaze lol u can't rly do that with just yer voice and a baritone uke 100
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 24/04/2026realizing i haven't been posting any of my shitty lil songs here, whoops. got out of the habit of writing music for a while, so i started keeping shit in my car so i can bang out some tunes more regularly. i still can't write lyrics for shit, so it's all filler / shitpost type stuff, but yeah lol 100
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026a couple selfies from before n after putting my hair up in the work bathroom 120
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026happy trans day! i am visible (pictured below) y'all already know this shit but hi, i'm bethany (but plz call me bee), i'm a trans demigirl (she/her ONLY thank u), been out since 2018, been on hormones since january, cool shit, fun shit. i love u have a good day 💕 120
bee !! @dromendus.bsky.social · 26/03/2026wrote somethin cursed. it's too long for bsky so y'all are getting it in fb post screenshot / alt text form tall image, open it to see the whole thing plz 010
![post from facebook user Bee Miel (me lol), which reads as follows:
[me and my friend, a regular pair of cowboy-coded fuckers, walk into a saloon]
howdy, me and my pal Cockflayer Slim here have been workin hard all day shredding my son in the new SonShredder Plus we got at work last week, we could really use a drink 🤠
[the bartender jumps over the bar and tackles to me to the ground]
[the bartender grabs my face with both hands and gouges out my eyes with their thumbs]
[Cockflayer Slim quietly continues whittling away at his cock]
[my funeral is three days later. the only people in attendance are Cockflayer Slim and the bartender]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b2xe2bdx5zgide3h74x4ulb5/bafkreihk6h76cvfy7wf3ljiccqb24sxvunxxka3nikkmgurspslul23u7y)
![post from facebook user Bee Miel (me lol) that reads:
[really annoying guy] don't invite me to your party if there ain't gonna be hoes there
[guy who's into gardening] don't invite me to your party if there ain't gonna be hoes there
[guy who really likes tubes] don't invite me to your party if there ain't gonna be hose there
[guy who's being gangstalked] don't invite me to your party if there ain't gonna be– *hears noise, looks around* who's there?
[the grinch] don't invite me to your party if there are gonna be Whos there](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b2xe2bdx5zgide3h74x4ulb5/bafkreigv63r54f6gkuecqcjhberorg4z3ajp6iwzejtv6zod4y6jrcu5j4)
![facebook post from user Bee Miel (me lol) that reads as follows:
check this shit out. it's fucking wild
[144p youtube video of yoda fucking a hole in his couch]
no fr how has this not been taken down yet? it was posted in 2006
[yoda in the video starts cranking the absolute fuck out of his green, shriveled, decrepit shaft]
like this has to violate at least one or two youtube rules, come on
[yoda is now using the force to jack himself off hands-free with some kind of hollowed out fruit]
the production quality is pretty impressive tho, despite the low resolution. whoever made this was rly committed
[yoda has an extremely intense climax, punctuated by blood-curdling screams]
i wonder if there's a higher quality version just chilling on some guy's hard drive. i hope it isn't lost media tbh
[he uses the force to catch all of his glowing green nut in the air and form it into a large ball]
huh, only 700 views after all these years. i guess nobody's reported it bc idk why else it'd still be up
[he proceeds to drink the ball, in its entirety, from the air]
i saw this when i was like ten and it permanently fucked up my brain, i think
[yoda walks up to the camera to turn it off]
crazy shit, right?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b2xe2bdx5zgide3h74x4ulb5/bafkreicp4mhdrjau72um2mhchdcycka2zugrmblxru4ash4kobhsry74je)
![post from facebook user Bee Miel (me lol) that reads as follows:
[me talking to a stranded visibly upset two year old child at walgreens]
sup little man i'm doing bologna tricks. heh. you'll understand when you're—whoa mama look at that sexy broad!
[the "sexy broad" (the child's mother) hears me clearly as i'm only ten feet away and being really loud]
oh man i gotta get outta here!!!!
[i sprint towards the store entrance too quickly for the automatic door to anticipate my approach and slam directly into the glass, shattering it]
ah fuck man i got glass in my eyes i can't see shit!! those bologna tricks ain't worth nothin' man this fucking suuuuuuucks!!!!
[a police officer who happened to be walking by witnesses this moment and fatally blasts my dome asunder with their service weapon (the cop is non-binary)]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:b2xe2bdx5zgide3h74x4ulb5/bafkreibtxjulqf5qqbmdyrpttm7h7owpgdfsttk2r4ks42zzeqy2a4uuoi)