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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 10h
Has he moved on to satire? Who is the character he's doing?
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 17h
They aren't post marking on receipt any more and they are being pressured to check ballots against a dubious federal voter list. I don't think Musk changed votes after votes were cast, he just used social engineering to trick people into skipping or voting against their interests.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 18h
He's going to use every agency he controls to rat-fu¢k the election. If you can keep your ballot out of the mail, do it.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 18h
"Would you like Slurm™ with that?"
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 18h
From Hegseths "no beardos" speech: bsky.app/profile/drmo...
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 18h
God dammit Walter!
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 20h
One of the most annoying things about using AI is the constant flattery. Just do what I asked robot, we aren't friends.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 20h
Creepy.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 20h
"generals who [...] seemed to think civilian control of the military is simply a suggestion" Translation: "generals who opposed political and illegal use of the military" We all want civilian control of the military, Trump wants to use the military to rat-fu¢k the election (and commit war crimes)
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 20h
"these massive plants now are allowed to make their own electric" Pretty sure he's talking about data centers being allowed to build their own generators. So now you get actual pollution along with the noise pollution. www.reuters.com/business/ene...
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Trump says he has told big tech companies to build their own power plants
President Donald Trump said on Tuesday during his State of the Union address that his administration has told major technology companies they must build their own power plants for their data centers, ...
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They didn't think they had a smoking gun they just wanted a shred of evidence they could hang the narrative on. They weren't going to try to prove they met they were just going to say it could have happened. It was a cynical, coordinated smear campaign.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Jan 6th didn't open a person's eyes to the threat Trump poses to our democracy nothing will. "Ouch, my wallet!" will have to do.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Americans with Cuban ancestry in FL-27: "He doesn't mean me." Trump's default mode: "Go back to your sh¡thole country."
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Four legs good, two legs better.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Still standing? Rats.
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Omar Epps' Reaction in The Wood
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitt's"Hawks" mixup is a legitimate scandal: they had a whole media blitz locked and loaded based on a flimsy coincidence. Schmitt floated as VP Influencers clutching their pearls. Podcast appearances I love that it blew up in their faces but it's just so cynical.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This smear was coordinated. They all thought they had a narrative they could use to hurt Smith and the left.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leave no ratfu¢k untried. This blowing up exposed the machinery of their smear machine and propaganda network.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The bigger story about Schmitt is that they were so sure he was in Atlanta that they had a whole campaign teed up: Vance teasing Schmitt as potential VP and influencers pushing the narrative. That they had no qualms about the obvious smear is disgusting. That it blew up in their faces is delicious.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They had a whole campaign teed up over this narrative! Fu¢king morons.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lie implies intent to deceive, Schmitt is just a delusional moron. He wanted to believe it so bad he fooled himself. Cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kennedy trying to horn in on Schmitt's glory. LOL
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"he signed them like he was signing Denny's menus" WTF? Nonsensical performative bullshit. Cruz is an ass.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not that it matters but where were those 60 days? House arrest? Fuck him for the attempted gotcha and fuck him because you know he's still lying.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It means Ted struggles to pretend he's not a robot.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The end is just brutal.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Baby Facepalm Reaction
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As much as it doesn't matter because 60 days is no where near enough time, I want to know the accounting for those 60 days mostly because I think even that claim is bullshit.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So much good-will and soft power squandered.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So is it simple prejudice against the poor? Or is the prejudice between Latin American countries that bad?
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Huh.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cuban expat families?
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every time a Trumper says "Promises kept" the only thing they could be talking about is the racism.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The brown m&m of job interviews.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paxton is rancid. 🤮
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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John Cusack's Slime Nasty Dinner
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"they must lose" in the primaries Vote blue no matter who in the general.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Or launch himself into space...
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump: "I want to spend millions of dollars to do a task that has no value." Our greatest economic competitor: "Knock yourself out."
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Re: Why change the rules about the concept that Senator Kennedy was so interested in? One explanation could be: toxic fraternity "hijinks".
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We live in a far different world than we grew up in.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heartbreaking amount of stupidity and bigotry.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A grown ass man suckling Trump's taint. So weird.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@snl-pitch-bot
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump's goal is to trigger left-wing violence so he can declare martial law. He will push us until we break. Don't break, vote.
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Faster please.
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Indianajones Ageing
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Stochastic Terrorist Rehabilitation Tour™
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What the hell is "rage talk" and why are over entitled men such cunts?
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drmonkeyboy.bsky.social @drmonkeyboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fake USDA inspection labels. Ugh.
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