k @drkylie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If I’m staying at a place with a pool, I’m getting my money’s worth. Wake up: pool. Afternoon: pool. Before bed: pool. 010
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nothing makes me wish for hoarded wealth like a big Airbnb in a nice area 000
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I want to scream “you’re being complicit in our collective oppression” at my coworker but sadly that would solve nothing 000
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Going to Long Island to experience culture shock s previously only felt on transcontinental vacations 011
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s very dumb that a mental health day off mostly consists of taking care of my physical body 000
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’m in a season of life where it’s genuinely “no everyone else is wrong” 010
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m helping to organize my workplace and so far our list of demands is literally pizza 000
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The downside of setting of behavioral guardrails for your mental illness is that you’re set adrift when those guardrails are gone, even temporarily 100
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I woke up today with a sore neck/back that somehow triggered all-day nauseous and brain fog. I literally just used two different sewing machines yesterday. 010
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I wish there was a way to flay your own skin, but not in a death-and-torture sort of way. Sometimes I just want to stretch it out like a wool sweater that’s a smidge too tight after the wash. 000
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My most American trait is that I feel like I am capable of anything if I have a Big Drink™️ 000
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Threw up on the plane, overheated in the car, only heavy foods at the apartment. Texas is trying to kill me. 100
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I’m drinking teas with ingredients like valerian root and slippery elm and being shocked when they don’t taste good 010
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026My gf saying “you don’t know how scary this is” after randomly yelling at top volume at her video game like I assure you I very much do 000
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026How do I explain to my coworker that just because she doesn’t mind long work days on short notice, that it’s okay for our bosses to overwork us? Like girl wake up and smell the exploitation of your passion! 000
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I need to be the funniest person in the building group chat where I’m not actually friends with any of my neighbors 000
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k @drkylie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026@badearthmother.bsky.social owns at least one (1) amp and about 12589 cords 000
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Whenever I help someone out at work nowadays, I think to myself “wow wonder who will do this when I’m gone…. Oh well not my problem” 000
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Me very visibly was just crying at my cubicle, to my coworker: those damn allergies! 000
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 16/06/2026What is Game of Thrones if not Wuthering Heights played out at a grand scale with dragons? 010
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I’m begging supervisors to read any messages. Two supervisors who are paid twice as much as me just suggested things from the clear blue of their minds that I had suggested mere minutes ago. My brothers in Christ, scroll up. 000
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Coworker asking why he’s looking over my work at my supervisors request when we both have PhDs and I say it’s because upper management hates me 000
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Coworkers praising my organization and overall work effort makes it all the more baffling why upper management has basically told me to my face that they’re pushing me out 110
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Instead of a bloody handkerchief reveal indicating some unspecified illness, a bloody toilet paper indicating why you felt like a dying Victorian maiden for the last 36 hours 010
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Narrate the series to your partners genitals for maximum absorption 010
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 07/05/2026My current vibe that I’m bringing to work is showing up late, hoarding leftover meeting lunches to take home, and leaving early 010
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Another hotel check into for a wedding, another empty pool calls my name 010
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Rare triple W in front of the library: got called “miss” (not “ma’am”) while also being called STUNNING on my way to get a free book 010
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Sometimes I’ll say I want to read something and my beloved partner will generously find me one of his favorite books that he thinks I’ll like and I simply don’t have the heart to say I really just want to read fairy slop 010
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Protein in the coffee, coffee in the protein bar, when will it stop 010
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Literally had to utter the word “retaliatory” to get my big boss to finally take me seriously 010
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Working in an office means sometimes I get to bring meeting lunch leftovers home and be the literal breadwinner 000
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026“I wish I had the type of anxiety that makes you clean” no you don’t because you won’t be able to physically relax until you’ve swept vacuum dusted washed dishes done laundry in an already relatively clean apartment 010
k @drkylie.bsky.social · 02/03/2026It’s nothing an Epsom salt bath, 800mg ibuprofen, a heating pad, an hour of gentle stretching, a liter of ice cold water, and twenty minutes with a massage gun can fix 010
