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Madam Lachesis

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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I laughed out loud at this.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also, the "Farewell" was the final episode of the envisioned BBC series.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Nimbys of Piddington is surely a now-lost Dickens work that was originally destined for serialisation.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I still think it's hallucinating. Although about what, i'm not sure.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Still wondering what myven is. And mrvn.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty sure it's a bot.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's that second thing, I think.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And yet, even then, they're never right. There's always something wrong with them.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please tell Auntie what negging is? I've heard it, but haven't looked into it yet.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm beginning to think they just, you know, don't like women.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The thing that always gets me is that men who complain about women with muscle will also complain about women without muscle, women with fat, women with no fat, etc., etc.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've got dinner in the oven and it smells so good I'm ridiculously proud of myself, even though, for all I know, it might taste awful.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Whoa. Now THIS is a burn.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sooooo . . . this reviewer hasn't seen Murphy's stuff before, I'm thinking?
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“How many of you, I asked the people in my class, which of you want to give your lives and be writers? . . . And then I tried to tell them what the choice must mean: You can’t be anything else. You must go at your life with a broadax.” -Annie Dillard, Holy the Firm
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@thebulwark.com presents the best description of the West's AI situation I've yet seen.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We all knew it was coming.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Deciding that almost anything "moves too slow" is, however, very 15-year-old.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Has anyone ever seen Harlan Coben and Stanley Tucci in the same room together?
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Quite sure.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This . . . should make us all uncomfortable.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Can an American explain this to me? What does deploying the military have to do with bonds? Or is daddy just blithering again?
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not a lot of people know this, but *Gone in 60 Seconds* was about me and my dinner.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why can NO-ONE on TV or in movies make the Sign of the Cross correctly? Like, not one? It's not that hard.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I...may have left my hand in the massage machine too long.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Pretty much all you need to know about the US is contained in the fact that Chesty Puller was one of their most decorated Marines and not, in fact, an adult film actor.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
AS YOU SHOULD BE in both cases.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I edit material of all sorts, written at all different levels of skill, but some days it just all seems like this.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ah, Florida. The deformed organ of generation of the United States. (via Morning Brew.)
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Do you know there's no journey? We're arriving and departing all the time. -Weller, "Bowie" This is correct in every way. For God's sake, stop calling every damned thing a journey.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Dear Some Men, WHY ARE YOU SO IRREDEEMABLY GROSS? WHY? I WANT TO KNOW.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Watching the first episode of Westies and wondering why there's a bagpiper at the funeral of an Irishman.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A lovely trio of kittenheads for your delectation.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you think your work "troubles" or "disrupts" something, it almost certainly doesn't.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
DAMN! People need to be warned, everywhere!
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
(Sorry--I meant "former" publisher, obvs.)
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Are they also cads? I need to know.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
No, clearly. That's just poor practice--not knowing how much context to provide. But that's rather a different issue from dense writing itself.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Indeed--and sometimes impossible, especially in complex areas such as critical theory. Obviously difficult writing for the sake of obfuscation is not good--that's taken as read (hehe), I would think.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Is there somewhere we can read about what happened with the form publisher???
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
And sometimes hard things require a specialised vocab that itself requires effort and training to understand. We don't seem to think of that. Ever.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Are you sure you want to set yourself so many challenges at once? The very sound of that list exhausts me.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If I had said to my long-dead father, "Last night I watched the England-Mexico World Cup match on my phone," he would have said, "I understand all those words separately...."
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There are actresses named Crosby Fitzgerald and Skywalker Hughes, ffs.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
...and then immediately dies.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A Happy Canada Day to anyone who marks it. You may also choose to view this as a sort of New Year's Day, as it marks the beginning of the second half of 2026. Either/any way, may your day be a good one.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They did not--to, I readily admit, my intense sadness.
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Madam Lachesis @drkeleditor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Just got an email from an English friend that literally contains the words "How the devil are you?
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