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Dr. Karma

@drkarmaw.bsky.social
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Writer, teacher, stand-up comic, Simpsonologist, editor-in-chief of Margaret Atwood Studies, clumsiest woman in the world. No DMs: I'm here for public engagement with others, not private chats. :)

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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 15h
I have questions.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's amazing how 47 is a disaster in. every. way. This week's micro examples include doxxing a congressperson, thinking pneumatic plague is pneumonia, and proclaiming those of us who say "AI" are "ENEMIES."
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thoth doesn't like having his picture taken & definitely did not want to recline, despite my pleas.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The same people who said dumb shit like "when AI can do our jobs, we will be free to just make art" now say "of course AI should make all the art!" 🙄
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why would we need people who could speak foreign languages or know about other cultures? We don't do "diplomacy" any more. Foreign policy is now just threats to our friends and fawning over our enemies.
chronicle.com
White House Moves to Cancel Nearly All Funding for Key International-Education Grants
The Trump administration has rescinded $69.6 million of the $70.3 million appropriated by Congress for teaching and research focused on foreign languages and cultural studies covering global regions.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The WP reports that Putin and Ofputin (aka 47) are changing a UN policy. AI weapons' behavior will no longer be required to be “predictable” and “reliable."
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What I've accomplished today: giving testimony on behalf of my union & making this chart to explore the question: Are Trump and Humpty Hump the same person? ;)
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Selma: [sotto voice]: FURIOSA!!!!! Me: [sotto voice]: That was a wonderful dream.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me: I’m supposed to do something if you have an abscess. Selma: I have been mightily abused of late, and I shall have my revenge! I am Furiosa! Me: That was a terrible movie. Selma: It was a feminist anthem! I am Furiosa! Me: [Sighing] Let’s go wake up Dante to take us to the ER. (3/4)
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Selma: This is probably your fault. Me: My fault?!? Selma: Remember that dream you had two nights ago, about the boob in front of you that was itchy and you scratched it? Me: That was a great dream–so satisfying. Selma: That probably wasn’t a dream. (2/4)
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Last weekend's conversation with my boob: I wake, discovering Selma, my left boob, is unwell, a week after surgery. Me: Selma, you’re hard and you’re red and you’re hot. What’s going on? Selma: It is my boiling outrage! Me: Ummm…these are warning signs that something could be wrong, like sepsis. 1/4
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Otherwise, I would be trying to prep for four courses right now, while not being able to really use my dominant hand (it has the IVs), with a massive headache from not sleeping, with Selma feeling like she's about to fall off, etc.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Selma and I are in the hospital with an abscess. I'm really glad I am taking medical leave this quarter to deal with the surgery and radiation. 1/2
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All of these are flowing into me right now. Selma* may have sepsis. *My left boob.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was hoping to be much more healed up after Friday's surgery, but I am still weak & I had to get my boob incision reglued today. (Selma was leaking a lot of red fluid this morning.)
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy #StarTrekDay Live long & prosper!
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Looked under the surgery bra today. I have a frankenboob. (Or do I have to be pedantic & call it a Frankenstein's monster boob?)
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was supposed to be on a panel at #DragonCon yesterday, with a new cosplay outfit, but I had a lumpectomy instead. Now I am cranky and itchy and impatient to be healed enough to do stuff!
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A little catch up post: www.dr-karma.com/2026/09/03/t...
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My first #hellofresh order is here. Haven't tried the food yet, but Graymalkin loves the box!!!
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We adopted Snowball II six years ago today!
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A little blog I wrote about Dolly a while back: www.dr-karma.com/2020/08/18/y...
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Olivia Rodrigo's song: "Serena Joy":
youtube.com
Olivia Rodrigo - serena joy (Audio)
YouTube video by OliviaRodrigoVEVO
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
(I will likely have a medical device implanted in my back after radiation but before Winter Quarter classes start, while I’m off for Fall Quarter.) And then 5-10 years on estrogen blockers. (3/3)
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The time has come for me to walk into the Cancer Center for the normal reason. I will have a lumpectomy in a couple of weeks. About a month after that, I’ll start radiation (every weekday, for 4-5 weeks). (2/3)
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
About 8 years ago, my son and I were walking into the UCD Comprehensive Cancer Center. I was there to perform my Chronic Pain: A Comedy show. Dante said it was “ironic that you’re doing this in the center for the one thing you don’t have. Yet.” (1/3)
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Someone syphoned gas from Shaun while I was in Indy. They broke the fuel access door too. When I was struggling to open it, I ripped the outer cover off.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Happy #PinotNoirDay
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I just got out of a meeting wherein we discovered that the woman running the meeting and one of the new members of the committee were both in my Comp Lit Great Books class, just over 20 years ago!
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Have been trying out different songs as morning alarms. Gloria Estefan & the MSM's Conga scared the crap out of me this morning!
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I can't be everywhere at once.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
a little blog about the last two weeks: www.dr-karma.com/2026/08/08/b...
dr-karma.com
Back from Oxford
So many things happened in London, Granada, and Oxford, but this is just a quick wrap up of the last two weeks. I: found Shaun (my mini) completely covered in pollen got my grades in had good Mexican ...
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Normally, I wouldn't be celebrating the third anniversary of a very stupid decision to marry, but I just proofread the divorce papers: they are ready to mail! 📃📨
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I turned 51 yesterday. Today, I learned I have to put surviving cancer at the top of my to-do list. Luckily, we caught it early.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Me, today, at 51
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My grandfather remembers her as stately, with her many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren being extremely polite to her. When the family was all together, she would sit at the table while the younger generations played cards. I’m honored to share a birthday with her. (3/3)
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My grandfather had more years with Mary, though he only saw her a few times. The records say she was beautiful and that she spoke better French than English. While her official job on the census was “housewife,” she was also a midwife. (2/3)
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Today is the birthday of my third Great-Grandmother, born in Quebec (1852) as Marie Eloise Pare, buried 92 years later (1945) in Indiana as Mary Louise. (Her married name was Pagin.) I had about twenty years with her granddaughter, Bessie. (1/3)
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They said they left a note with the scheduler, to put me on sometime on July 29th. It was only last week that they told me exactly when to come in. But it’s finally happening. I’ll find out the results Monday afternoon, aka my birthday.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I thanked my travel insurance for working with me. However, my journey with UCD wasn’t over. They couldn’t give me a concrete appointment time (the calendar wasn’t open).
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They said I could wait until the last week in July. Which would have been nice to know weeks before. I lost SO many hours to this, hours I could have been sightseeing or, more likely, working.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
because they would do a regular one & UCD was insisting on the contrast-enhanced one, which is apparently a brand-new way to do it in our health system.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
On the day my travel insurance was to schedule a biopsy in Oxford for June 8th, UCD finally got back to me, explaining that their scheduler had been on vacation & that I shouldn’t have a biopsy in Oxford, ...
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Reader, I convinced them.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They postulated that I needed to see a GP & probably have a mammogram in London or Oxford before I could have a biopsy there. I negotiated, explaining what the second mammogram letter said & how it was actually a waste of their money to have me see a GP and to do a third mammogram.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My boss got back to me right away. UCD didn’t. I had a week in London & then a week in Granada, where I was the conference keynote. The whole time, I was trying to reach UCD and to figure things out with my travel insurance, who was assuring me I could have a biopsy if it was “medically necessary.”
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
On Monday, June 15th, I got the news that I needed a biopsy. But I was in London. I wrote to my study abroad boss right away. I also called UCD Med right away (leaving a message), to ask if I should wait until I returned in six weeks or if I should try to set up a biopsy in Oxford in July.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They scheduled that second mammogram right away, though. So it was the penultimate day before I left, June 12th, that we did it.
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Dr. Karma @drkarmaw.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I always have my annual mammograms in late May. This year, I got a letter saying leftie had a spot that was denser than rightie and thus I needed a contrast-enhanced mammogram. I called, rather than waiting for them to call me, to ask if it was safe to wait until I got back from Europe.
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