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Dr. John Francis

@drjohnfrancis.bsky.social
2.1K followers 264 following 6.7K posts

Digital Strategist, Data Scientist, ENTJ, Launched AOL AIM, TOS, #UX Pioneer E-commerce - Former #dotcommunist #academic | Huge fan of digital japery

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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 15h
Helsinki if you're listening... No, we weren't allowed to know
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 16h
Maybe broadcast it during Saturday Morning cartoons
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 16h
Um, I have a question.... Just 4 days ago he said "Diesel prices were high because Ukraine is destroying Russian refineries" and now we're buying Diesel from Russia?!?! How many Brooklyn Bridges can everyone buy?
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 16h
He said "Diesel prices are high because Ukraine is destroying Russian refineries, but now we're buying diesel from Russia?" WTAMFF???
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 16h
We don't get petroleum from Russia
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 16h
The Shining Buttocks
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 16h
Televised martyrdom
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 18h
He comes across impotent
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 18h
Yeah, it's always been unsustainable
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 18h
Predicted and warned in 2015
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 19h
Totes Adorbz
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 21h
"Convenient" He didn't say "Strategic" Telling
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I still sometimes have trouble with the word pillows.
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Called. On. The. Carpet.
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John Cena's Surprised Reaction
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"They made their bed ....something something"
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now I can watch "Pickle Surprise" on YouTube knowing that we're safe from pickles.
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As soon as he held the WWF on the Whitehouse lawn, I knew this was next. They are grooming us.. they want to normalize the barbarism.
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pissing the Kink
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Data streaming companies associated with this will be a brand execution
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump steaks are on the menu
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This October Surprise really sucks
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Starting to notice the removal of articles and vowels from the English language.
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I tells ya, all of these criminals in one group... And they are now tasting the inevitable fall of their Uber Flimflam man, it's gonna be a tank of piranhas.
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He said he was sorry... I would refuse to accept his apology.
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is it Cake?
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Reaction Cake
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mannheim Steamroller destroyed Christmas.
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
QAnon *IS* the "Deep State" -me, 2016
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🎶 and I have become, empirically numb 🎶
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
D I S C O V E R Y
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just tell Americans what they can't do so that they do it.
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The midterms
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's obviously electrical tape
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
P. C. What you did there
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🎶 my Glockenspiel sounds nice, check one 🎶
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Steve Harvey's Good Answer on Family Feud
ALT: Steve Harvey's Good Answer on Family Feud
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Streisand Effect Mode: ON
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"American Context"
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The surgeons used a baffle
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They admitted guilt They sought plea deals They ratted on each other
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The remains of Susan Dell
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Which 8 Wars? How? When? Where? Which "World"?
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
5 billion humans across the Earth got the COVID 19 vaccine. This is stalker territory
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We all were pretty sure it was "Death in June"
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wouldn't hire anybody that starts their interview with the word "Sorry." Apology unaccepted.
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's always been the strategy
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"like you've never seen before" $30 for a 12 oz grocery store Porter House BAM!
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Emeril Lagasse's Dramatic Cooking Moment
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Dr. John Francis @drjohnfrancis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nobody better change the lyrics to that Depeche Mode song
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