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Jay Gamble

@drjaydrno.bsky.social
4.6K followers 3.5K following 6.3K posts

I read the news today, oh boy. #NoToTheNine #Remain Associate European🤞 Shit posting from the province of Notwithstanding Charter Rights. “Fuck your fascist pancakes!” Sometimes satire. Proud neo-Luddite. #FuckAI

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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“Fun size” is now “Not so fun size.” It’s the size of a Pot of Gold chocolate. Stupid shrinkflation. (Also, no comments re: opening Hallowe’en candy two weeks early, thank you very much.)
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Betcha there are a bunch of seppies who can’t get ahold of their girlfriends, too.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Love to see the Rain City Bitch Pigeons taking some top shelf trash talk. 😂
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It was even more glorious than I ever could have anticipated. 😂🤣😂🤣 The ravings of a petulant, fecal-smearing despot.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An excellent read.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Class today. The same kind of typewriter Paul Auster used to write the novel studied in class. (Well, officially this one is an SM-9 and Auster used an SM-7, but close enough.) A few students stayed after to take a hack at the typewriter and were delighted by the bell sound at the end of a line.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nixon may not be the smartest cat, but he sure is adorable.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love Bitcoin Baldrick’s hip hop AI video. The Shamwow Shuffler.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1. When have you not been preaching to the converted, Morgan? 😂 2. “The 8 people I meet for coffee at McDonald’s for our weekday morning bitch briefing have never changed their minds.” 😂 3. The majority of Albertans are not convinced by Russian bots and yankee dollars. 😂 www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Long day. Finally getting a chance to sit down with Beck’s new album, “Ride Lonesome.”
The cover of Beck’s album. Beck sitting in front of a wood paneled wall. He is partly obscured by a translucent white curtain billowing from the breeze of an open window.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If your life ever bores you. Drive on fumes. Never has Nanton looked so beautiful. 🤣
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Very exciting day in Lethbridge! We just got some new directions. “Do you remember where the old Save-On building was?” (I was not the only one to stop for a photo. 🤣)
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Small change to my profile.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That complete Rathhole is having a totally rational response. 😂
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Percy actually watches teevee with me. It’s the damndest thing.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shit. McVay. 🤣
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lol.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Megan is getting ready for Hallowe’en. Nixon’s costume arrived. “I’m Batman.”
Nixon, the black cat, with a pair of felt bat wings attached to his back, mugs for the camera.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“You should say thank you. That’s not a tie. You should wear a tie.”
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oooohhhh. It looks like the seppies want the capital of Alberta to be changed to Calgary. And I like how Mar thinks this new land of make believe will actually have health care. Everyone knows healthcare will be run for profit by Mraiche Corp. Motto: “Pay up or get fucked.”
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Timeline cleanse.
Orange cat wrapped in grey blanket.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“No, no, seriously. She changed the date to request ballots and messed up the wording of the declaration.” “Nooooo!?” “And some people are only getting one ballot instead of ten. She holds a referendum worse than you hold a gas nozzle.”
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Holy crap! This man is mythic! I wish I looked like this when tartaned up. 😂 This is Sukhvinder Singh Sunger, Drum Major of the Vancouver Police Pipe Band at the Tattoo in Edinburgh this year. Cuts a fine highland figure.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Berta seppies seen in a recent secret meeting.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It finally arrived. Time for a listen. *sniff*
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Met my boys (men) for dinner, and they showed up in these shirts. Parenting win.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
10 years ago today, The Hip played their final concert in Kingston, Ontario. Looked up to the Gord above and said, “Hey, man, thanks.”
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why did I ask my Mom to quilt a cover for my subwoofer? Funny you should ask.
A void cat asleep atop a subwoofer protected by a quilted cover.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lol.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Meg sent this to me. Perfect. No notes.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I was unaware that Tiger Stripe ice cream is a Canadian flavour: orange and black licorice . This one came from Cookie Crimes and is the best Tiger Stripe I’ve ever had.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hold on! You’re telling me the deluded seppie rage badgers are conniving cheats‽‽‽ I’m shocked, shocked I tell you, that the whinging traitors aren’t on the level! It’s a foreign funded movement composed entirely of useful idiots, led by their rage farming algorithms. Ostriches & 15-minute cities!
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When we try to have a fish supper.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Don’t worry, students! That extra money you pay will end up in the pockets of Ol’ Sammy Mraiche, where Don Dani of Berta Nostra has decided it belongs.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Looking forward to diving into @derekbeaulieu.bsky.social’s new book!
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Boy, these phishing emails are getting more and more sophisticated! I nearly replied to this one!
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The blood gods shall never be appeased.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
JFC, the blood gods will not be sated until the entire roster is on IR. FFS, even the coach is out with a concussion. The Niners need to dig into their history and figure out what necromancer has cursed them and make whatever sacrifices are required to end this curse. Unreal.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It really is a bit ridiculous how excitable I am about stationery. Many thanks, @colbecky.bsky.social!!! Fabriano: Italian paper makers since 1264.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The moral compass of the UCP is installed in the ceiling of a bathroom in the Legislative Building. They use it as a fan. I’m guessing Ol’ Sammy didn’t only gift them Skybox seats at a hockey game. Crooks, every last larcenous one of them.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Svetlana Boym. -The Future of Nostalgia-. Prescient.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just perfect! 🤣 Including the constant whining.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The seppies are a totally serious political movement.
A speaker at the recent seppie telethon grift show looking like a rejected applicant of the “Blue Man Group” in a blue mask, also wearing a blue shirt sewn by his cousin-wife, bedazzled in the Alberta crest, bringing a clear sense of gravitas and earnestness to this summit of intelligentsia.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ffs. They are the loudest, whiniest 20% of Albertans, too. And when they lose in October, they are going to pitch a decades-long hissy fit about some cockamamie cheating conspiracy because they have never been outside their oxygen deprived echo chamber. They need to STFU already.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
All this talk about pancakes made me crave them. #FYFP
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
On a very special episode of Pat King’s podcast. Once upon a fuck around, there was a find out.
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
New addition to my profile. #FuckYourFascistPancakes
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Jay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is a very not good book for my wallet. Just ordered 4 Fabriano notebooks because what I obviously have none of is notebooks. 🙄
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