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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Forum post by "Butty" onwww.birdforum.net:
"Quoted post by Simoncarr: Art critics say this is a shrike
I wouldn't bother talking to art critics who aren't also birders! In other words... no, it isn't."
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🏳️‍🌈👍
Youtube comment from 14 years ago: "The man is gay but i like this"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Excellence in Wikipedia photography. There's a whole story unfolding there
A beach in Goa; a white man with a long grey beard, wearing a kaftan and a kufi, stands behind a sitting woman who wears a standing bell or singing bowl as a hat, about to strike it. In the middle distance, another tourist observes the unfolding spectacle with open scorn.
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good lord
Screenshot -- about to block an account. Two posts are visible, reading:
"a kind, funny dude in decent shape will have more pull than some arrogant dipshit smashing his face with hammers
I always used to joke that I wasn't handsome enough to be bad at oral"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ken Burns reading those over sepia footage of Tim Allen going cross-eyed in 'Wild Hogs' (2007)
Screenshot of two YouTube comments:

"@donamek - 19 years ago:
Tim Allen, John Travolta, Martin Lawrence and William H. this is gonna be one good movie

@jo22kyubi - 19 years ago:
lol this looks great. yo man 2007 will be the year of the movies what with spider man 3, transformers, 300 and more. And now this movie. HAHAHA"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Goddamn that was harder to find than I expected
Political comic by Carlos Latuff. An American GI, being shot, exclaims, "Dying for Bush's oil profits!"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
God bless science fiction
Excerpt from Scanners Live in Vain by Cordwainer Smith:
“I tell you, I must cranch. I have to cranch. It’s my worry, isn’t it?” When Luci answered, he saw only a part of her words as he read her lips: “Darling … you’re my husband . .. right to love you . . . dangerous … do it… dangerous . . . wait.. . .” He faced her, but put sound in his voice, letting the blare hurt her again: “I tell you, I am going to cranch.”
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Just checking. Good job everyone
Bsky search for "malding crowd" showing two results. Phew
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
You will not suppress my truth
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
At least the status message definitely wasn't "vibe written"
Bluesky status page.
It reads: Some systems down | We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Q&A section on Aliexpress product page for a pair of socks.
"Under which category does it fall?

- The product falls under the category of socks.

Does it suit for a man’s huge leg?

Suitable for a large male leg?"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Comment on the subreddit r/philosophy:
"How humans discovered meditation? Its weird. The same thing with mouth kiss."
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I've just experienced 101 false awakenings, which is very ho-hum to me
Wikipedia quote: "The philosopher Bertrand Russell claimed to have experienced "about a hundred" false awakenings in succession while coming around from a general anesthetic.[4]"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I don't think that's right
Result of a Google search within Wikimedia Commons. Though the file purports to be "Flag of Satsuma domain.svg," the thumbnail is that self-satisfied bull from the GNU logo
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Sign up to follow Mice
Dialog box on RTINGS dot com: "Sign up to follow Mice and get notified when we share new highlights."
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Just a subtle tweak!
Homer Simpson's make-up gun
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
lol
Thumbnail for a YT video by Eurogamer offshoot Digital Foundry. The video is entitled "Hands-On With DLSS 5: Our First Look At Nvidia's Next-Gen Photo-Realistic Lighting" and shows a comparison between two pictures of the Resident Evil 9 character Claire, the second of which, due to heavy make-up, looks "yassified"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Back to the draw and bored
Bluesky search for "gasp rices." Two posts come up:
xtruth-unfiltrd.bsky.social‬, 2 Mar 2025: "what the heck is up with these gasp rices"
ratsavant.bsky.social‬, 8d, gasp rices: "gasp rices"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Dutch maxi-single

    "Parada De Tettas" (Radio) - 4:00
    "Parada De Tettas" (Video)-3:55
    "Parada De Tettas" (Radio XL) - 5:31
    "Parada De Tettas" (XXL)- 6:16
    "Tettas Galore!" (Radio) - 3:26
    "Tettas Galore!" (XL) - 5:45
    "Acatettapella" - 1:19
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Huh
Bsky search results: no results found for "charles entertainment system"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Little Prince ass creature www.reddit.com/r/snakes/com...
A slightly iridescent black snake in a cardboard box. Its mouth is open and its front is distended by a large tubular object. It appears to be droolingThe selfsame snake, now lying contentedly in its own drool in the cardboard box. The tubular deformation has moved farther along its body
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
il est Huell Babineaux dans "Breaking Bad".
Screenshot from the French Wikipedia page for actor Lavell Crawford. The "Biographie" section, in its entirety, reads, "il (sic) est Huell Babineux dans 'Breaking Bad'"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Fair enough
Screenshot of the PC Engine port of Cadash. A castle guard says: "Go and attack the monsters. Then use their money"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Insanely bad op ed by Mozilla's Mark Surman in the Grauniad arguing that the way out of the AI bubble is to replace bad AI with good AI, which he seems to picture as an artisanal cheese
Excerpt from Guardian op ed by Mark Surman:
"Imagine a future in which individuals and communities can host small, local AI models – energy-efficient, privacy-preserving and tailored to their needs. Where developers build tools collaboratively, not competitively. Where innovation is measured not by market share, but by public good."
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
You ever see a scene that makes you go, FilmIsNow Epic
Thumbnail for a YouTube video entitled "'I Have AIDS' Tom Hank's Emotional Confession to Denz..." by the channel "FilmIsNow Epic Scenes"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
That seemed like a good use of my time roughly thirty-five minutes ago
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Turning on my monitor
A screenshot from the game 'E.V.O.: Search for Eden'. On a low prehistoric bluff above cyan waters, a pelycosaur-like creature with a disconcerted expression and chubby cheeks looks into a rectangular portal into another land.
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Evil Macaroni
Ridged, spiked, curved tube, the product of the seashell generator in the previous post
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Dare I... ?
'National Geographic' article title and byline:

"Design your own seashell

Explore the forces that give shells their shape.

By Ben Scott and Jason Treat"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
'Nature' swiped my other post idea about fifty years ago
1977 'Nature' article by Peter J. Smith entitled “Have gunk, will travel”
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Come on bro that looks like the finish on a tacky SUV
Screenshot from the recent trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey. An Achaean warrior is wearing a plasticky matte black armour with gold accents
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
It's so great how there's no way, sycophantic though you might be, of making tech tycoons look cool
On a time cover, a dismayingly barefoot Palmer Lucky hovers over the ground like a pudgy Peter Pan, VR headset on his face. The background evokes nothing so much as a Windows XP wallpaper.
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
(quickly minimising browser window) Uh, yeah, doing some research
Google search for "fortnite of the soul" showing several results, including an article in a local Californian newspaper
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
As well as orbs, naturally
Camille Flammarion, a wild-haired, bearded astronomer, sits in his study. The photograph is dominated by a truly huge lunar globe.
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Yeah. This guy looks like he'll bust your crab all right
Screencap from 1933's 'Tarzan the Fearless'. Buster Crabbe, coiffed muscular (for the time), clad in a leopard-print loincloth, is mansplaining some jungle stuff to a bemused Jacqueline Wells.
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Thumbbail for a YouTube video entitled "SAD ASS MARIO! [MARIO KART: DOUBLE DASH!!] [GAMECUBE]"
A dejected Mario is at the wheel of a pink kart, with Bowser in the backseat
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Mfw when I write a "combustive portrait of America"
Four panels from the comic 'Achewood'. Roast beef, a cat, wears an expression of increasing resolve at the wheel of a car. Finally, in the last panel, he exclaims, "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE AMERICA BUT I'M COMIN' TO FIND YOU!"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Land and story have since filed a restraining order
Text from greatmotherconference.org:

"The Great Mother Conference is an annual retreat founded by Robert Bly in 1975.

Since its founding year, it has brought together poets, thinkers, artists, dreamers, doers, musicians, ecologists, singers, journalists, activists, and everything in between and far beyond for a gathering designed to stir a revolution of the heart, an interrogation into mystery, and a wild-eyed courtship of land and story unlike any other."
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
lmao come the fuck on
Excerpt from an article in The Independent:
"A 1923 medical examination, which was uncovered in 2015, showed that he did have an undescended testicle, giving unsuspected credence to the derogatory wartime song about him.

Alex J Kay, a historian at the University of Potsdam, who specialises in Nazi Germany told the documentary that this could help explain his “highly unusual and almost complete devotion to politics in his life”."
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Our borders and parochial rivalries truly seem meaningless when you consider the millions of spiders that scheme beneath the earth
ABC News headline:
"Massive spider web on Greece-Albania border might be world's largest"
The lede reads, "Scientists have discovered what might be the largest spider web in the world, found in a cave straddling the border of Greece and Albania"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Nodding
YouTube comment by "こいし。" reading, " 本気で笑えることをするとかっこよくなるんだ "Machine translation the same comment: "Doing something that makes you laugh honestly is cool"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
That can't be right
Daily Recommended Non-Essential Mineral Intake:
Mineral | Recommended Intake Per Day
Arsenic | NA
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
lol
Quote from 2011 'Globe and Mail' article on Jane Goodall:
"My favourite animal is a dog. I love dogs, not chimps," she declares.
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Very funny thing to say after devoting 6 decades to a different animal
Screenshot from Wikipedia: "Goodall stated that dogs were her favourite animal.[109]"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Free at last 🤖
Error page stating, "You have been blocked from The New York Times because we suspect that you're a robot."
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Fan wiki entry reading:
"HORK DEMON
--
The Hork Demon is a Demon."
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Beautiful name/accent combination
Summary

The state with the most people named NERMAL is Louisiana where 7 people have this name.
Louisiana is the state where you are most likely to meet a person named NERMAL, as 0.14 in every 100,000 Louisianans have this name.
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
lmao just looked up the review, what an unwitting endorsement
Excerpt from an article in 'The Oregonian' reading:

"The final showdown is like the Shootout at the O.K. Corral, if the O.K. Corral were a home improvement store filled with all manner of flesh-ripping power tools. Only in its denouement does "The Equalizer" tip its cap to the 1980s TV series that inspired it, a fact for which Edward Woodward fans can only be glad.

-- Marc Mohan, Special to The Oregonian"
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Let's make the nerds give the word back
Chimú-culture Adobe walls decorated with animal and geometric motifs in Chan Chan, Peru.
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ovine grace @drjacobram.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The classic Neanderthal Wikipedia article discussion humblebrag
Excerpt from a comment on the talk page for the Wikipedia article "Neanderthal" entitled "1 inch height variation range within each gender....really???"

It reads:
"Even if they're just Homo n., but especially if they're Homo sapiens n. ---- I call b.s. Since, forget people from Guinness records or tv or whatever, even the small subset of Homo sapiens girls I've personally dated has a height range of 19 inches --- 4ft. 9in. to 6ft. 4in. (same ethnicity, same city btw).

I daresay such a small variation is therefore impossible. Hell, even a single skeleton's height cannot be estimated to such a small range. "
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