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Yacht Rock Captain

@drinkoftheday.bsky.social
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What I lack in quality, I make up for in quantity.

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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 3h
I don't think I would call being picked last for kickball teams in gym class or getting turned down by girls at the dance as "discrimination" but apparently this jackass does. And obviously JD Sofaking agrees.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 8h
And another thing... Will Mike ever give me up? Will he run around and desert me?
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Rick Roll: Rick Ashley Singing
Alt: Rick Roll: Rick Ashley Singing
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 8h
It giving strong "My local sports team is better than your local sports team" vibes. Weak sauce, indeed.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 20h
Suck = such in my twisted world.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes, love this. AND if he was ever to catch up, I would hope they would dig in even harder and smoke his ass. He's suck a prick. If there were any justice in the world, he would fall down with a massive heart event and the EMTs would conveniently be "checking supplies" and miss it.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is a paper trail for the timing of buying those planes that were then sold to the government. They knew they were going to turn a ~20% profit or more on them when they were purchased. A RICO investigation would uncover this after the midterms and we can get the DOJ back.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is he having his evil lair remodeled? Shaving his cat again? Meeting with devil? You just can't cancel on that guy. Fuck Abbott and the chair he rolled in on. He's the worst of the worst. A state-level super villain.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That was the first thing that came to mind for me. 😆
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Great photo and so perfectly captured the time and the joy. He was a legend. I'm sure he's missed more by you and your family but he's missed a great deal by so, so many of us. We would all be better off with more Eddie in this world.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OR... and hear me out on this one... they could just stop the war and not need this.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Agreed. Very deserving since he also freed the orcas from Sealand, as well! It was quite an afternoon.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My man looks like the bastard offspring of Kim Jong Un and Data from Star Trek: TNG.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, now I am convinced. This guy won me over.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OMG. I have been thinking and saying this for a while. That folksy aw-shucks persona is so fake. And it is. Love this clip! Thanks for sharing this!
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nixon probably would have been impeached and arrested if he didn't resign and get a pardon and that was for spying on a rival political party... not traitorous shit like this. If Obama said this, the GOP would have stopped at nothing to have him thrown in jail or executed. No question.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He also filled three diapers. Let's not forget that part.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think she should update a lyric... "From the music to the flag, the admin's half in the bag." Also, some reference to her fiancé being tired of screwing animals so he moved onto her and also something about his crazy eyes would also help it pop on the charts.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I agree. I heard they had a $100M marketing budget. Not sure where all of those dollars went.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, noticed that. That's actually perfect. Says a lot about him and them.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He doesn't mind other people dying from a lack of access to healthcare, it's the nukes that he, as a rich and entitled criminal, is most concerned with.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't believe the image on the left is real. It appears AI generated. The reality of this asshole's tenure is already bad enough but posting images that aren't real can actually diminish the efficacy of the criticism.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I ran out of the room when bigfoot showed up in the opening credits of Six Million Dollar Man.
Bigfoot and Steve Austin from Six Million Dollar Man
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Davey is free. (Thanks Norm!) Now, make them pay! Please!
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Judging by the previous holes in the block, they probably removed a much larger sign that said "Dangerous Restroom - Proceed with Caution" that may or may not have included a hazmat or fallout symbol. The branding team won that battle.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nice one. But, lassoing slow horses doesn't exactly make for good TV watching, does it?
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I really dislike what Harry Enten serves up most of the time but I appreciated this clip. He put that extra sauce on it that made it palatable. And I f-ing loathe Paxton, which helps.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yep, it was $5000, now it's $450, and soon we will all owe HIM money. That's how he does business. He's 200% more wrong today than he was yesterday and 300% more wrong than a few weeks ago, especially when it comes to math. 😜
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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I Just Threw Up In My Mouth
Alt: Scene from Dodgeball when a woman says that she just threw up in her mouth a little bit.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My Grandma even knew to stop writing "Cash Money Inside - Handle with Care" on the birthday card envelopes she mailed me every year.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Even his own AI portal (or is it SI portal - Stupid Idiot portal?) says he lost the 2020 election. The irony is that it's more likely that he actually lost the 2024 election than it is that he won 2020. He's so exhausting. Wrong about EVERYTHING!
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I listened to the "Yeah, It's That Easy" CD on repeat for months. Months.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stiff competition. I see what you did there. 👀
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't think he could make it through a Costco... on a Tuesday.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
His skin, too. 😄
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I blame William Henry Harrison.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OMG. That is so bad but also par for the course with this admin. Their legal team sucks hard. Also — and I know this is not the point — but Greg Brockman's initials look like a toddler wrote them. He should have used crayon.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I said it before and I'll say it again. HE CAN'T DO EVEN ONE THING RIGHT. Not one. What a f-ing weirdo.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That made my day. I hate that guy and his phony aw-shucks persona. So glad to see him dragged down in this.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To make the connection that he colluded with Fani Willis because he went to a basketball game is preposterous. To have the both the city AND team he went to see completely wrong is Republican.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"no they're not" Perfect. Reminds me of Chris Farley as the bus driver in Billy Madison talking about Veronica Vaughn.
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Billy Madison: I Know From Experience
Alt: Billy Madison: Bud driver says "I know from experience, Dude."
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At this rate of lies, I'm afraid Mikey will never become a real boy.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does he take the entire Lollipop Guild with him on this tour? Sounds expensive.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This could be like a reboot of Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp. I'm on board.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Ricky Bobby Talledega Nights
ALT: Ricky Bobby Talledega Nights
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I stand corrected.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The champagne of beers. You must have won! If not, still a solid choice.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So, 1 in 3 Gen Z men are liars. Got it. That is lower than I would expect.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That is a little bit more than a "love" of crocheting. Just sayin'.
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Animotion Obsession 80s Music Video
Alt: Animotion Obsession 80s Music Video clip
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's just what he was found guilty of. You just know there are many more victims out there. That loathsome piece of trash needs to get the same treatment in prison that he gave those women... every damn day.
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Yacht Rock Captain @drinkoftheday.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trying out for the ski team and had to ski the K12. Our paper boy was chasing me on a ski bike because we owed him 2 dollars and he was a total psychopath about it. My binding broke right when he started his pursuit, so I ended up breaking the course record and making the team... on ONE ski!
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