honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 8hAll this time I’ve been getting nowhere asking for a table because I should have been asking for “analog education infrastructure.” 010
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is another. www.youtube.com/shorts/pDDNn...youtube.comBorder Wall Crews Fell 250-Year-Old “Grandmother Tree” #BorderWall #Arizona #LamontTysonYouTube video by Lamont Tyson 042
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The trees in the news today make me feel like my body is being torn apart limb by limb. This is one. 195
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“See Rocky IV and the American Revolution” would be an amazing citation if it weren’t also objectively bananas. 010
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How is it that a sitting president wages a pointless war against a country, invites said country to bomb US cities, and still remains a sitting president? 2165
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The sooner we kill the endless public discourse on masculinity the better. It’s a fucking cancer. 1162
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Grew glass gem corn for the first time this year. 10/10 did not disappoint. Much more to harvest still but it’s not quite ready yet. Plan is to dry it into popcorn. So beautiful 😍🌽 2624
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Just bought sweatpants from Costco. This feels like the final stage of ego release. 2200
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I hear in SoHo they’re selling rye bread for $60 a loaf and cutting boards for $180. I made both rye and board. Should I quit my day job? #YeastMasters 1121
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026TikTok is the only algorithm that really gets me and consistently delivers the content I want. TikTok understands that what I really want to see is people making eggs and omelettes in nice carbon steel pans. 060
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me, from the audience: “YOUR KETTLEBELL SWING IS ASS.” 0120
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All I want to do is write my book, walk my dog, lift weights, and eat bread. 0120
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m sorry, but it’s not enough to just “the PatRiArchY” is why this happens. I want specifics. I want to know what podcasts these little pricks listen to. Show me their browser histories, their subreddits, their idiotic online footprints. We need to know how monsters are made. 081
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026One of the main reasons fraternities still exist is that membership signals to potential employers that you’re capable of keeping institutional secrets, even when it means covering up illegal behavior. 7624187
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wouldn’t it be amazing if young men thought, “being a piece of shit morally depraved dirtbag will ruin my life,” rather than “getting caught being a piece of shit morally depraved dirtbag will ruin my life”? 1171
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Big gratitude to these student journalists, who are largely responsible for turning this into a national conversation. You are doing great work. 0143
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How long before the Cornell 7 are scooped up for positions in the Trump administration? 051
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Maybe don’t tell women that they need to be nicer to men because they’re lonely and it’s a “crisis” that women need to fix or else men will commit horrible acts of violence against them. Maybe shut the fuck up instead. No, definitely shut right the fuck up immediately. 0154
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026<she writes from the Las Vegas airport on a Sunday morning> 030
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Remember that Onion article from the aughts where Obama went to a Denny’s to discuss his ambitious policy goals and left saying, “maybe we should just work on leaving the house in something other than sweatpants”? I think about that a lot. Like, a lot. 1121
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Anybody have a couple grand to give me so I can see Metallica at the Sphere in Las Vegas? Also, how is this real? Even the cheap seats are over $1500. 180
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My god everything is so bad and it just keeps getting worse. 1112
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026For absolutely no reason whatsoever: last night I made a salad with peaches, tomatoes, corn, and scallions with a dressing of white wine vinegar, maple syrup, fish sauce, and olive oil . . . and I can't stop thinking about how good it was. 170
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I also just noticed my little sister’s pacifier sitting there. I’m sure I was supposed to be babysitting her, or something, but was playing games instead 🤣 190
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026😂 omg it was Choplifter! I couldn’t remember the name. Totally Choplifter. It’s the only reason I know what the word “sortie” means 😂 260
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Check out the double disc drive situation from 1982 🍏 11825
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Apparently, we’ve reached the “Trump TV” stage of fascism, for those keeping score at home. 071
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*with perhaps the sole exception of a celestial event like a meteor shower, eclipse, or particularly spectacular sunrise. 190
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026One thing I’ve discovered as I’ve gotten older is that literally nothing that interferes with a good night’s sleep is worth it. 1181
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Constitutional amendment to require future presidents be able to pass the marshmallow test. 2448
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“Sir, I’m already hot.”static.klipy.comZoolander: So Hot Right Now MemeALT: Zoolander: So Hot Right Now Meme 020
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Uh, so, what are your favorite recipes for cauliflower? 150
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Though, to be honest, I don’t really know what retirement is, so the line between retiring and escaping to the hills to live off-the-grid is kind of fuzzy. 050
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How many times a day do you think about retirement? Be honest. I think about it multiple times a day, every day. 2131
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I mean, I know it’s a pointless thought experiment because moral equivalency is dead and nothing matters anymore and we’re literally drowning in a sea of corruption, but imagine if a Russian oligarch paid for Hunter Biden’s luxury wedding. While Biden was president. Imagine. 0171
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If someone could figure out how to monetize not being shitty humans, they’d really be doing us all a solid. 1111
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I can’t tell you how many times a day I think to myself: I am so glad I got to live a good chunk of my life without cell phones. 1110
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My entire feed this morning has been about men harassing female athletes, men harassing women online, fraternities treating women like garbage. It’s depressing and gross. Get your shit together, guys. 0130
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Jerk: 'I'm Somebody Now!'ALT: The Jerk: 'I'm Somebody Now!' 190
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026THE NEW PHONE BOOK’S HERE! THE NEW PHONE BOOK’S HERE! 1373
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Once again, this Covid vaccine has kicked me on my ass. My immune system isstatic.klipy.comStrong Woman Woman Vs ManALT: Strong Woman Woman Vs Man 1110
honor sachs @drhonor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The air gets very thin when you climb that high up Bullshit Mountain. 0131
