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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead

@drhessel.bsky.social
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Dr. Hessel (not a real doctor), Vtuber guy, likes to do stuff 1337 has been called a “creature” on multiple occasions I do not have a custom model More stuff to come, videos and absurdity twitch.tv/drhessel www.youtube.com/@c.Hessel

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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Class is in session, and the wonderful students of Eribyte and Shirgi shall be learning the venerable game of Riichi Mahjong, lead by the illustrious Penbu. Join us tonight at 6:00PM CST, in 3 and a half hours
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
100 Follower Celebration stream is TODAY in a little over one hour! Come and see the wondrous things I have in store for you! www.twitch.tv/drhessel www.youtube.com/live/WOf6m-c...
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Captains log no. 2007: I have encountered a mysterious race of beings known as the "vtubers." So far, they think I am one of them, but I don't know how long I can keep up the ruse
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
bro the stream wasn't even up anymore go away
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
pre stream up for half life 2 episode 2. i'm completing the entire thing in one session. if i don't i get murked. come watch the horror. we will anihillate the combine www.twitch.tv/drhessel www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKX4...
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
used to know someone who acted exactly like this during every game of tabletop simulator www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljr2...
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
jc denton: fisher price see 'n say toy: jc: [pulls lever] see 'n say: the cow goes - mooooo. jc: fascinating. tell me more. jc: [pulls lever] see 'n say: the cat goes - meowww! jc: do you have a single fact to back that up.
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
hey guys my tweet was a little long can anybody on this website help me shorten it a bit?
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
while testing, created this monstrosity which bluesky didn't like for whatever reason
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
seriously it's great you can just do this as long as it's overall under 3000 characters ̭̞̋̍ͧ̌͗̎̅ ̷̢̣̭͓̙̠̻̖̠̭͕̣͖̰͙͖͕ͪ̓́ͪͦ̓ͭ́̇͐̍ͩͨͧͨ͆͆̂ͪ̾͒̚͟͝͡ ̵̡̡̛̮̞͔͖̳̝̹͔̗͓̳̱ͩ̔͂̅ͮ͌́ͧ̊̂͋ͧ̉̐́ͫͤ̉̃ͩ̀̾ͭͯ͌ͩ́ͬ̕͟͡͡ ̶̷̶̰͕͉͖̰̣̔̀͛̓͜͞ͅ ̭͍͉̥͙̂̋ ̡̱͈̼͈͈̖̖͋ͧ͛̄̇ͬ̀́͘͠ ̷̸̹͔̣̅ ̢͔̻̲̰̪̺̤̲̔ͥ́ͣͤ̇ͩ̄͊̚̕͜͢͜҉̮̬̹̑̌̒ͨ ̴̸̛͇͕̝̯͇̰̹͈̮̙͈͈̾ͯ̍͑ͫ̎̀ͥ̂̓̄͒̆̾̇͗̊̓͛̃͐̋ͥ̊́ͥͣ͂͠ͅͅ ̣ͩ̀͜ ̷̴̴̴̧̢̡̬͕̥̳͕̞̙̣̰̙̯͇̟̱̻͕̻̺͇̿͛̈ͣ̀̑ͪ̂̅̂̋̔̎̌ͯͤ̽ͬ͗̽̿̽̔ͯ̒̓ͯ̆̊͐̓̊̊ͧ͌͘̚͟͜͜͞͝͠͠͞ ̥ ̵̨͇͇̙̰̰͙̀͗͂̅ͩͤ͐ͭ͐̀ͬͪ̍̽̍̚͝ ̸̻͖͓̟͖̳̲͙̌̑͂ͤͩͬ̅ͫ̓́̇͝͞ ̘̒ ̛͓̝̠̘̟̖̭̪́ͫ̉ͩ̒͌̓ͧ͠ ̵̘̰͖͇̭̒͒̈́ͯ̅ͮ̒ͅ ̢̨̢̛̝̦͓̯̲̠̥̱̟͇̬̜̹̥̾͆ͪ͑ͯ̅͆͋ͮ́ͩ̾̉ͮ̄ͭ̄ͭ̆͠͠҉̰̄ ̷̶̬͚̳͓̻͔̻̣̟̤͉͉̑͌͑ͨ̋̌̋̚͡͝͡ ̨̦̬̹̱͈͙͈̖̰̖̳̙̜̝͚̻̥͉̣̈́͋̆̇ͦ͗̈ͬ̈ͩ͊ͨͧ̆̓ͅ ̵̷̢̧̗̤̼̘͉͙̹̙̀͛͑̋̅ͯ̒̃͋̍̈́ͧ̇̂ͣ̄̑̂ͨ̆͞͞͏̭͖̦̳́ͮ́͑ ̷̧̩̭͐́͢͢͝͏̶̷̧̨̨̧̯̼̺͍̲̰̥̜̠͙͔̙͇͗͗̈́̓̿ͦ͊͒͐ͩͥ̓̔̐̍̈́̑͒̎̕ͅ ̝̜̝̔̓ͯ ̷̡̬̤̩̗͖͔̭̟̳͉̥̮̞̾̌͆̓̒ͥ̽ͧ̔ͤ͐̇͆̓ͤͨ̽ͮ͘̕͢͝͞͞ ̸̛̠͇̖̍͜͡͞͡ ̹̮͖̥͔̼͓͇̓̐̐͐̚҉̸̫͍̞͖͇͓̱͊̋̄̂͐̐̽͆̑̚͜͝͏̅͏͚̈̋ ̮͚͓͔͖̩̰͈̅͆̓͒͟ ̛̦̚҉̶̵̛̩̹͕͇̞̜̞͙̩͒ͧ͒͂͗̋̆̇ͣ͡ ̸͉̘̠̪̩̱ͥ̄̐̾͛́̑ͨ͗̀͞͏̵̢̧̧̨͙̼̘̺̲͓͓͈̙̭̠͕̭ͩ́ͮͪͤͯ̃͑̓͛̓̋̒͜͝͡ ̨̦̤͔̜̦̯͎͉̽̈ͭ̀͂̅̀̉̾͛ ̶̵̡̧͇̻͌ͫͭ̾͗ͮ̚ ҉̊́̈̀ ̨̨͉̯̣̲̰͉̜̒ͣ̋ͥ̓ͭ ̫͙̼́ͯ̍ͤ̃̌̕͡ ̶̵͈̭ͯ̎̒͠͝ ̶̥̪̟̬̲͚̱͕͔̪͑ͪ͂̉̔ͧ̿̍͑͘̚̚͢͠͝͏͎͍̪̪͂̑́ ̴̪̬͗͗ͪ̎͡҉̴̸̴̧̦̱̣͈̲̗̞̬̟̲̳̮̼͊ͣ͑̉̌ͤͦͣͪ͌̇̓̈͒̅ͦ̀ͪ͘͘͢͞ͅ ̸̸͈̣̲͈́ͪ ̸̵̧̢̮̤̩̯̭̩̭̭͖̝̣̪̱ͪ́̑̋́̓̓̈ͥ̀̔ͫͩ̏ͩ̒̅͘͢͞ ̟̖̒ͤ́ͨͥ̀̑̇͘͢͟ ̧̨̡̧͔̟̣̱̱̬͙̜̀ͨ̈́́̒̑́ͭ͛ͧͫͬ̕̕ ̵̢̢̧̢̤̮̞̙̟̼̘̰̳̬̃̀̔ͥͧͦ̇ͦ̆ͦ̎̉͟͝͞͞͝͞͠ͅ ̴̢͉͎͉͍̟̜̙͎̍̀̽̍̾ͮ̃͋͘͞ ̵̛͕̲̘͓̞͓̤͖̠͍̳̲̘ͮ̀͒ͥͥͫͮ̌̂̅̀ͩͧͯ̚̚͘̕͞͏̡ ̴̸̨̨̛͍̹̫͎̻̺̺̱̭̥̲́̾͂̀̐ͩ̈̾̽̀̓ͦ̃ͤ̾͘͜͜ ̢͖̣̺͐҉̼̤̕ ̵̡̰͎̞̤̭̣͇̩̞̩͍̺ͥ͒͋̓́̇̍̈̇͆̾͑̋͟͢͝͝ͅ ̵̭̤̳͎̮̂̔̈̒ͭ ̖̀ͣ̕͜ ͚̰͍͈̞̣̻ͥ̃̍̆͟͏̶̴̧̡̟̬͚͚̲̼̹͕̩͈̃̆͆̀͆͋̉ͣ̀̀̈̈̿͐͑̉̑̾̂͟͟͠ͅͅ ̶̷̛̗̳͖̫͇̞̦͖̠̈ͮ̃̏̍̾̚͟͠ ̡̛͓͓̜̹̟̳̙̪̲͔̭̝̩̘͕̗̗̭̿͊͐̆͂ͩ͛̋̊ͫ̓̄̚̕͜ ̲̬̟̦̙̮͇̱͉̲̈̐ͪͧ͂̎ͨ̌̓̅̈́̕͟͜͟͡͠ ͎͡͞҉̭̥͎̠̔ͫ̏̎ͪ̾̚҉̷̘̘̪̫͓̰̱̪͓̳͗ͮ̐ͪͦͮ̎͐̋ͯͧ̌͜͠ ̸̶̨̘̟̱̹̬͚̞̟̟̲̟ͣ̊̎͗̒ͫ́̓ͤͫ͋͌ͥ͒͐ ̶̻̖̂͡
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
anyway learned that bluesky doesn't count diacritics as characters so have this: ̵̶͖̠͔̲͎̘̞̖͇̖̭̺́ͬ̽̀̅̀̽̓̓͊̉̚͏̷̡̧̧̛̹͎̱̞̮̙̻͕̱̘̠͙̘̥̪͎̥̣͖̮̖͙̦̙̍̀ͣ̋ͩ̓̉̍͋̓̇̐͊̌͒͐ͫ͛ͥ̽͐͛̈̿̊ͧ̓́̐ͥͦ͒̈͐̏̾̆͊͊͑͛̓͢͠͞ ̢̘̞͙̈́̎҉̸̵̴̶̨̢̡̛̹͉̣̲͎̦̞͈͍͓̠̜̪͕̬̟͔̳̞̻̙̣̫̗̫̯̦̥̞̞̝̥̱̤̺̠̭̾͒ͧͭ̌̃ͪ̈̐͗̐͐̂̑ͩ̍̏̀ͥ̊ͮ̾͊̀̓̅ͤ̅͛ͨ͆̐ͮͬͩ̓̈͗̆ͨ̎̓̑̒ͪ̋̊̾̚̕̕͟͡͝ͅ͏̵̶̷̵̵̵̨̛̱̦̘͕̮͉̲͇͉̖̬͚̺̤̩̲̯̫͕͔̞̀͐̋͑̽̓̉̐̅̑̏ͭ̌ͯͮ͂̐ͬ̃͛ͤ͗̅̾̌̏ͯ̄͆͐̓͂̎̌͑̑ͭͭ̈̐͊͐ͬ̒ͥ͆͘͜͟͞͠͞͡ͅ҉̸̴̢͍̯̲̗̭͎̱͈̀͛͑̋͆̌ͩ̏̂͂̂̅̓ͭ̏̌̒̕͞͡͝ͅ͏̸̵̨̻͇̖͚͍̝̝̯̟͖̬̦͉̽ͮͭͯ͗͒͊̎̅͆̋̀̀͗͑͌̋͂ͦ̋́҉̴̷̸̢̢̛̳̗̟̥͓͎̭̰̼̜̫̲̺̼̰̲̪̦̗̗̞̍̊̆̂̐́͂̓ͣͮ͆̿̈ͯ̇͛̋͛̏ͫ́̀ͭ̔̚͟͜͡͞ ̴̸̛̭͖̦̟̟̯̩̰̰̞͖͖̂ͩ͛̽̏̌͌͗̇̌ͤ̚͘͡͏̩̔͏̸̵̢̰̟̰̱͉͚̱̘̼͖͗̔̐̓ͩ̓͗ͬͬͪ̐ͤ̽͐̐́́̄̚͘͢͟͡͝͝ͅ͏̷̵̷̵̶̡̡̢̨̛̲͉̬̣̬̬̫̦̰̲͍͖̘͙̯̬̘͔̳̰̖͇͖̦̼̺͚̟̹̑̎ͣ̅̄̈́̀̍̀̂̋ͤ͛̈͑ͩ̑ͯ̈́ͬ̆ͨ́̓ͯ̈̓̐̋̑̌̿ͦ͒̈́͒͆ͫ̇ͩ̊̕̚͜͢͢͡͡͡͏̶̸̵̷̸̶̴̵̷̵̶̡̧̧̢̧̨̛̛̛̛͍̤̮̯͍̥̭̮̣̟̳̳̯̦͍̬͚̤̝̮̰͓̞̘̘̣̠̟̘̰̳̥̦̱̙̖̮̰͈͖̞̤̣̳̬̪͕̥̟̼̳͖̰̩͇̟̗͕͈̝̫̫̠̱̠̫̤̤̰̰̼̯̜̺̼̦̱͓̬̳̭͔̤̖̱͇̟̞̰ͤ̓̀ͣ̆ͭͦ͒̔̊ͥ͂̓͗̃ͮ͂͂̃͑ͤ̂͋ͫ͋̃ͮ̂̑̓̓͋ͫ̑ͯ́̂͗̾͛ͫ̄ͭͧ͂ͥ͗̍̆͌̓̍͑͂ͧ̓ͦ̉̃ͩ͗̀͛̂͋̀ͬ̓ͣ͌̑ͭͯ͆ͬ̋ͩ́̎̄̑ͫ̓̀ͨ̚͘͘̕͢͜͟͢͜͟͟͞͡͡͠͞͞ ̷̶̡̠͍͔͎̘̭͔͌ͭͧͧ̃͌̾ͨ̈́̽̊̆̆̚͢͠͏̶̧̨̼̺̗̮͎̲̫̗͖͊̽ͤ̒̕͢ ̵̨̛͔̞͎͈̙̭̗̯̞̆̑̒̽̈ͥͦ͆͋̐̈́ͮ̉̇́ͥͧ̓̌͆͟ ̤ͥ͏̸̨̻̝̼̆͒ͦͫ̃͘ͅͅ҉̸̵̶̨̙̼͎̥̤̪͓̦̩̾ͥ̊̍͐ͧ̒̄ͫ̈ͬ̉̇ͫͭ̚͢͝ͅ͏̵̵̶̡̨͓̖̹̹͎̩͎̞̞̫̮͚̹̜̳̩͙̥͇͈ͩ̍ͥ̈͌̑̌̃ͭͪͩ̐ͫͤ̃ͣ̈́͂̀̄͘͟͏̧̠͎̼̥͎͚̫̔ͧͩ̽̎̀̆͏̶̸̭̹͗ͥ̀̉ͨͤ҉̮̙̼͈̈́̐̑͑͘͟҉̵̷̶̢̢̨̫̖̞͎̹̲̠͂ͧͣͭ̍́͡͏̵̧̗̜͇̙ͧ̀̎̕͏̵͎̠̠̫͔͍̻̳͖̺̱̙̗̳͚̖͂̓͋̔͋́̌ͨ͗ͧ́̅̽ͪ̑̐̓҉҉̵̷̸̸̶̢̨̢̢̨̞͙̩͎͓̬̤͚͉̙̖̖̫͚̤̙͓̣̹̬̲̞̮̖̻͙̱̪̪̯̻͔͚̣͎͉͔͎̺͙͐͋ͨ̂̈́̑̂͛̓͆ͩ̎͂ͨ̈́ͨ̎̑͐͌͊͐͑̇ͥ͑̿̂ͥ́̂ͨ͗̅ͨ̅́ͤ̋ͩ̈́̿̒̃ͧͯͬ̀̒̏̐́ͩ̿ͦ͊̊́ͬ̔͛ͧͪ̾̕͘̕͜͜͢͝͝͞͝͞͡͡͡ͅ͏̴̵̨̡̛̘̥̯̭͇̠̠̎͑̃ͣͥ̅͌̑̃͘͜͜͟͝ͅ҉ͦ̑̆͏̱͍̝̫ͬ҉̧̦̯͖̜̟͈̟͈͇̗̜͈͓̲͇̗̳͓͓̓ͦ͗̉ͩ̽̑̀̽̅̔̂̀̃̃́ͥͩͥ̉̈́̊ͪ̄͐̀̌̈̿ͩ̆̓̚̚̚͟͟͞͠
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
we meeting up at ͨͮ ̶̢̱̫̀͝҉͔̜̻͍̠̘̬̐͟ ̴̹͌ͬ ̲͖̓̃͏̰ ͑̀̌ͧ͑ ̳͖̐͐͋͡͏̼͎̘̺̼͋ͥ̑͜͢͜͝ ̵̵̛̙͓͚͎͚̟̹͖̜ͩ͌̕͘͞ ̧̨̨̛̛̘̭͚̻͕̀̾̈́̌͠͝ ͉͞ ̶̨̌̀ͩ̓ ̵̪̣͔͕̝͍̼͈̞̀̿͒̊͑҉̰̭ ͏̧͇̪͉̜͉͓͎̭ͭ͌̀͛ͬ͗ͬ̇̀̚ ̶̢̟̙̝̖ͫ͂ͭ͌ͯ́͊͟ ̩ͮ̉ͫ̔ͭ̚ ̡̨̼̰͎̦̄ͬ̊̔̅̆̏͋ͣ̄̾ͧ̓̕ ̰̙͉̺ͪ̐͂̄̎̀̐͠͞͞͡ ̨̹͔̹̞̦̥̮͇̾ ̴̘̆͐ ̴̴̴̷̠̼͖̭͉̩̗́ͨ̽̽͜͢ ̧͚̣̩͈̠͕͍̒͒ͩ͋̉ͅ ̷̶̺͉̉̄͢ ̧͍̞̜͎͋̏̓̇̂͋̓͊̓͗̈ ͉͎̼͌́̈́ ̴̷̗̬͇͔̹̹̉̽̀ͮ͌ͭ̊ͣ҉̭̆ ̨̛̬̞̝̰̣̟̋ͦ̊̅̿̔̒̐͘͠͠ tn you gonna be there? ̶̢̱̫̀͝҉͔̜̻͍̠̘̬̐͟ ̴̹͌ͬ ̲͖̓̃͏̰ ͑̀̌ͧ͑ ̳͖̐͐͋͡͏̼͎̘̺̼͋ͥ̑͜͢͜͝ ̵̵̛̙͓͚͎͚̟̹͖̜ͩ͌̕͘͞ ̧̨̨̛̛̘̭͚̻͕̀̾̈́̌͠͝ ͉͞ ̶̨̌̀ͩ̓ ̵̪̣͔͕̝͍̼͈̞̀̿͒̊͑҉̰̭ ͏̧͇̪͉̜͉͓͎̭ͭ͌̀͛ͬ͗ͬ̇̀̚ ̶̢̟̙̝̖ͫ͂ͭ͌ͯ́͊͟ ̩ͮ̉ͫ̔ͭ̚ ̡̨̼̰͎̦̄ͬ̊̔̅̆̏͋ͣ̄̾ͧ̓̕ ̰̙͉̺ͪ̐͂̄̎̀̐͠͞͞͡ ̨̹͔̹̞̦̥̮͇̾ ̴̘̆͐ ̴̴̴̷̠̼͖̭͉̩̗́ͨ̽̽͜͢ ̧͚̣̩͈̠͕͍̒͒ͩ͋̉ͅ ̷̶̺͉̉̄͢ ̧͍̞̜͎͋̏̓̇̂͋̓͊̓͗̈ ͉͎̼͌́̈́ ̴̷̗̬͇͔̹̹̉̽̀ͮ͌ͭ̊ͣ҉̭̆ ̨̛̬̞̝̰̣̟̋ͦ̊̅̿̔̒̐͘͠͠ :
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
alien sent to earth to learn about our culture: "And they call him charlie sheen despite his dull skin?" me with my head in my hands, distraught: "I don't know man, I don't fucking know anymore"
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
the meth of icarus
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
italian fish be like "i breath-a the water"
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
honestly a good thing I didn't write the terminology like "verbs" or "nouns" i woulda called adjectives some shit like qualifiers
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING VIEWS WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?!
Video of Kowloon's Curse Lost Report full playthrough vod by drHessel, at time of screenshot sitting at 45 views
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It's 2035. The oshi wars have been raging for months. Me and my coworkers had to execute my former boss for being a Filiannite spy. I only hope we can last through the winter streaming months
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
In the year 21XX, society has collapsed, and the only reference used to rebuild society is Persona 5 Royal
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
made a few discoveries today
a google search result for the "dutch angle," with google gemini appearing initially to inform about the Dutch Angel Dragon, a part of the furry fandom. Below the AI explanation is the Wikipedia explanation of the cinematic technique. A Dutch Angle is a slight tilting of the camera to create a sense of unease. Lastly, the page itself has been tilted by google as an easter egg
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I have terrible news. My bed is too comfy
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
putting every episode of your online sweary reviews series, Fully Ramblomatic, on BlueRay in this age is bold for multiple reasons. i do respect the gumption, however
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
loving my astrophysics class. professor spent twenty minutes at the end of class deriving an equation just to intentionally get a wrong answer about the lifetime of the sun
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Making an MKUltra branded cereal line. Yes, every bite is laced with LSD
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Stick @sticktuber999.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Me and @drhessel.bsky.social are finally back to turn England Jewish! Come join us as we delve into England, a land of horror, and continue our journey! www.twitch.tv/sticktuber999
A crudely drawn map of England, Scotland, Wales, and Ireland, along with Norway, showing a arrow with the star of David from Norway to England.

The images of Stick and Dr Hessel are there as well.
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I'm back after my hiatus with a Crusader Kings 2 collab w/ @sticktuber999.bsky.social !! Watch us turn England Jewish! War is all we think about youtube.com/live/5ZAIIVn... www.twitch.tv/drhessel
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
me: aw man the east wind just ronned my safe drop. I hate mahjong!!! the cia agent in the noosphere worming their way past my passive defenses to take over my soul, soon to discover my active defenses: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yruD...
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WHY SO SERIOUS?!!
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
why do dryers always sound like an evil beast is trying to escape from it's cage?
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Project Moon is great because 90% of the story is just the writers going "hey wouldn't it be fucked up if..." and the answer being a resounding YES
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
alcohol would be a metaphor in a bad dystopian novel, but nope it is in fact real
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
i feel like sisyphus combing my hair dude
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
who else up getting their system's shocked?
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
young child waking up in a cold sweat: "MOTHER MOTHER I HAD A NIGHTMARE!!" his mother, quickly running over: "Shh.. shh.. it's ok my child... Finland doesn't exist... don't worry"
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
"sandwich artist" but it's a guy who exclusively draws subs from subway
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
For those who are wondering and were around for round one, yes, this is the second coming of the Disease That Makes Hessel Think Funny Posts will be getting more unhinged in the near future
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
I'm allergic to stepping on other people's toes. One time I accidentally tapped my cat's paw with my foot and immediately broke out into hives
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
boss caught me watching sseth on the other monitor and, paraphrasing, said "hell yeah"
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
if you recognize the phrase "get good, get LMAObox" you deserve to have your therapy paid for
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
sometimes I need to take a step back from script writing when I pen a note like "kfc balls deepfryer patrick bateman hyperspace"
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
why is my grammer tool in spanish
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
for those who missed the Gunpoint stream, here's the debrief
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Had a dream where I was a butterfly and had to head out west to gain magical nature powers or some shit. I went to talk to bugs, but they didn't respond. Then I notice some wolf spider traps as a wolf walks by, whereupon 50 wolf spiders pop out and fuck it up as I desperately flap away to escape
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
me playing modded minecraft: "EGADS! What could be causing that constant infernal noise !" The rotary macerator in the corner being fed nothing but iron for the past eight years:
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
I'm in my peasant uniform rn and my friend just told me "you should dress like this more often - like a crayon!"
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Babe don't put yourself down, that's the job for the vet!
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Average career path for gen Z: 18 - Basement dweller 20 - Professional YouTube Commenter (very prestigious!) 21 - Off to college 22 - Quit college, back to basement dwelling 23 - Professional Weed Smoker
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
"happy birthday joh-" "MIST FINER!!"
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
the reason humanity created studies and offices was so we could have an easy excuse to roll around on our funny chairs
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
some might call it avant-garde, some might call it garbage, but here is a recording and review of my first time eating pocky www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAdv...
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he reviews pocky while eating it for the first time
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Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
listening to the banger known as "Hellfire" from the hunchback of notre dame again. crazy how there's a disney movie with a song about being the most horny motherfucker imaginable
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