Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Class is in session, and the wonderful students of Eribyte and Shirgi shall be learning the venerable game of Riichi Mahjong, lead by the illustrious Penbu. Join us tonight at 6:00PM CST, in 3 and a half hours 062
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 11/01/2025100 Follower Celebration stream is TODAY in a little over one hour! Come and see the wondrous things I have in store for you! www.twitch.tv/drhessel www.youtube.com/live/WOf6m-c... 010
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Captains log no. 2007: I have encountered a mysterious race of beings known as the "vtubers." So far, they think I am one of them, but I don't know how long I can keep up the ruse 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024bro the stream wasn't even up anymore go away 020
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024pre stream up for half life 2 episode 2. i'm completing the entire thing in one session. if i don't i get murked. come watch the horror. we will anihillate the combine www.twitch.tv/drhessel www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKX4... 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 06/12/2024used to know someone who acted exactly like this during every game of tabletop simulator www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljr2...youtube.comぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬ¦みむかゥわナイストライ¦初音ミク¦ボカロYouTube video by ぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬ 000
Reposted by Hessel, Turning Gold Into LeadColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 05/12/2024jc denton: fisher price see 'n say toy: jc: [pulls lever] see 'n say: the cow goes - mooooo. jc: fascinating. tell me more. jc: [pulls lever] see 'n say: the cat goes - meowww! jc: do you have a single fact to back that up. 734486
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024hey guys my tweet was a little long can anybody on this website help me shorten it a bit? 110
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024while testing, created this monstrosity which bluesky didn't like for whatever reason 010
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024seriously it's great you can just do this as long as it's overall under 3000 characters ̭̞̋̍ͧ̌͗̎̅ ̷̢̣̭͓̙̠̻̖̠̭͕̣͖̰͙͖͕ͪ̓́ͪͦ̓ͭ́̇͐̍ͩͨͧͨ͆͆̂ͪ̾͒̚͟͝͡ ̵̡̡̛̮̞͔͖̳̝̹͔̗͓̳̱ͩ̔͂̅ͮ͌́ͧ̊̂͋ͧ̉̐́ͫͤ̉̃ͩ̀̾ͭͯ͌ͩ́ͬ̕͟͡͡ ̶̷̶̰͕͉͖̰̣̔̀͛̓͜͞ͅ ̭͍͉̥͙̂̋ ̡̱͈̼͈͈̖̖͋ͧ͛̄̇ͬ̀́͘͠ ̷̸̹͔̣̅ ̢͔̻̲̰̪̺̤̲̔ͥ́ͣͤ̇ͩ̄͊̚̕͜͢͜҉̮̬̹̑̌̒ͨ ̴̸̛͇͕̝̯͇̰̹͈̮̙͈͈̾ͯ̍͑ͫ̎̀ͥ̂̓̄͒̆̾̇͗̊̓͛̃͐̋ͥ̊́ͥͣ͂͠ͅͅ ̣ͩ̀͜ ̷̴̴̴̧̢̡̬͕̥̳͕̞̙̣̰̙̯͇̟̱̻͕̻̺͇̿͛̈ͣ̀̑ͪ̂̅̂̋̔̎̌ͯͤ̽ͬ͗̽̿̽̔ͯ̒̓ͯ̆̊͐̓̊̊ͧ͌͘̚͟͜͜͞͝͠͠͞ ̥ ̵̨͇͇̙̰̰͙̀͗͂̅ͩͤ͐ͭ͐̀ͬͪ̍̽̍̚͝ ̸̻͖͓̟͖̳̲͙̌̑͂ͤͩͬ̅ͫ̓́̇͝͞ ̘̒ ̛͓̝̠̘̟̖̭̪́ͫ̉ͩ̒͌̓ͧ͠ ̵̘̰͖͇̭̒͒̈́ͯ̅ͮ̒ͅ ̢̨̢̛̝̦͓̯̲̠̥̱̟͇̬̜̹̥̾͆ͪ͑ͯ̅͆͋ͮ́ͩ̾̉ͮ̄ͭ̄ͭ̆͠͠҉̰̄ ̷̶̬͚̳͓̻͔̻̣̟̤͉͉̑͌͑ͨ̋̌̋̚͡͝͡ ̨̦̬̹̱͈͙͈̖̰̖̳̙̜̝͚̻̥͉̣̈́͋̆̇ͦ͗̈ͬ̈ͩ͊ͨͧ̆̓ͅ ̵̷̢̧̗̤̼̘͉͙̹̙̀͛͑̋̅ͯ̒̃͋̍̈́ͧ̇̂ͣ̄̑̂ͨ̆͞͞͏̭͖̦̳́ͮ́͑ ̷̧̩̭͐́͢͢͝͏̶̷̧̨̨̧̯̼̺͍̲̰̥̜̠͙͔̙͇͗͗̈́̓̿ͦ͊͒͐ͩͥ̓̔̐̍̈́̑͒̎̕ͅ ̝̜̝̔̓ͯ ̷̡̬̤̩̗͖͔̭̟̳͉̥̮̞̾̌͆̓̒ͥ̽ͧ̔ͤ͐̇͆̓ͤͨ̽ͮ͘̕͢͝͞͞ ̸̛̠͇̖̍͜͡͞͡ ̹̮͖̥͔̼͓͇̓̐̐͐̚҉̸̫͍̞͖͇͓̱͊̋̄̂͐̐̽͆̑̚͜͝͏̅͏͚̈̋ ̮͚͓͔͖̩̰͈̅͆̓͒͟ ̛̦̚҉̶̵̛̩̹͕͇̞̜̞͙̩͒ͧ͒͂͗̋̆̇ͣ͡ ̸͉̘̠̪̩̱ͥ̄̐̾͛́̑ͨ͗̀͞͏̵̢̧̧̨͙̼̘̺̲͓͓͈̙̭̠͕̭ͩ́ͮͪͤͯ̃͑̓͛̓̋̒͜͝͡ ̨̦̤͔̜̦̯͎͉̽̈ͭ̀͂̅̀̉̾͛ ̶̵̡̧͇̻͌ͫͭ̾͗ͮ̚ ҉̊́̈̀ ̨̨͉̯̣̲̰͉̜̒ͣ̋ͥ̓ͭ ̫͙̼́ͯ̍ͤ̃̌̕͡ ̶̵͈̭ͯ̎̒͠͝ ̶̥̪̟̬̲͚̱͕͔̪͑ͪ͂̉̔ͧ̿̍͑͘̚̚͢͠͝͏͎͍̪̪͂̑́ ̴̪̬͗͗ͪ̎͡҉̴̸̴̧̦̱̣͈̲̗̞̬̟̲̳̮̼͊ͣ͑̉̌ͤͦͣͪ͌̇̓̈͒̅ͦ̀ͪ͘͘͢͞ͅ ̸̸͈̣̲͈́ͪ ̸̵̧̢̮̤̩̯̭̩̭̭͖̝̣̪̱ͪ́̑̋́̓̓̈ͥ̀̔ͫͩ̏ͩ̒̅͘͢͞ ̟̖̒ͤ́ͨͥ̀̑̇͘͢͟ ̧̨̡̧͔̟̣̱̱̬͙̜̀ͨ̈́́̒̑́ͭ͛ͧͫͬ̕̕ ̵̢̢̧̢̤̮̞̙̟̼̘̰̳̬̃̀̔ͥͧͦ̇ͦ̆ͦ̎̉͟͝͞͞͝͞͠ͅ ̴̢͉͎͉͍̟̜̙͎̍̀̽̍̾ͮ̃͋͘͞ ̵̛͕̲̘͓̞͓̤͖̠͍̳̲̘ͮ̀͒ͥͥͫͮ̌̂̅̀ͩͧͯ̚̚͘̕͞͏̡ ̴̸̨̨̛͍̹̫͎̻̺̺̱̭̥̲́̾͂̀̐ͩ̈̾̽̀̓ͦ̃ͤ̾͘͜͜ ̢͖̣̺͐҉̼̤̕ ̵̡̰͎̞̤̭̣͇̩̞̩͍̺ͥ͒͋̓́̇̍̈̇͆̾͑̋͟͢͝͝ͅ ̵̭̤̳͎̮̂̔̈̒ͭ ̖̀ͣ̕͜ ͚̰͍͈̞̣̻ͥ̃̍̆͟͏̶̴̧̡̟̬͚͚̲̼̹͕̩͈̃̆͆̀͆͋̉ͣ̀̀̈̈̿͐͑̉̑̾̂͟͟͠ͅͅ ̶̷̛̗̳͖̫͇̞̦͖̠̈ͮ̃̏̍̾̚͟͠ ̡̛͓͓̜̹̟̳̙̪̲͔̭̝̩̘͕̗̗̭̿͊͐̆͂ͩ͛̋̊ͫ̓̄̚̕͜ ̲̬̟̦̙̮͇̱͉̲̈̐ͪͧ͂̎ͨ̌̓̅̈́̕͟͜͟͡͠ ͎͡͞҉̭̥͎̠̔ͫ̏̎ͪ̾̚҉̷̘̘̪̫͓̰̱̪͓̳͗ͮ̐ͪͦͮ̎͐̋ͯͧ̌͜͠ ̸̶̨̘̟̱̹̬͚̞̟̟̲̟ͣ̊̎͗̒ͫ́̓ͤͫ͋͌ͥ͒͐ ̶̻̖̂͡ 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024anyway learned that bluesky doesn't count diacritics as characters so have this: ̵̶͖̠͔̲͎̘̞̖͇̖̭̺́ͬ̽̀̅̀̽̓̓͊̉̚͏̷̡̧̧̛̹͎̱̞̮̙̻͕̱̘̠͙̘̥̪͎̥̣͖̮̖͙̦̙̍̀ͣ̋ͩ̓̉̍͋̓̇̐͊̌͒͐ͫ͛ͥ̽͐͛̈̿̊ͧ̓́̐ͥͦ͒̈͐̏̾̆͊͊͑͛̓͢͠͞ ̢̘̞͙̈́̎҉̸̵̴̶̨̢̡̛̹͉̣̲͎̦̞͈͍͓̠̜̪͕̬̟͔̳̞̻̙̣̫̗̫̯̦̥̞̞̝̥̱̤̺̠̭̾͒ͧͭ̌̃ͪ̈̐͗̐͐̂̑ͩ̍̏̀ͥ̊ͮ̾͊̀̓̅ͤ̅͛ͨ͆̐ͮͬͩ̓̈͗̆ͨ̎̓̑̒ͪ̋̊̾̚̕̕͟͡͝ͅ͏̵̶̷̵̵̵̨̛̱̦̘͕̮͉̲͇͉̖̬͚̺̤̩̲̯̫͕͔̞̀͐̋͑̽̓̉̐̅̑̏ͭ̌ͯͮ͂̐ͬ̃͛ͤ͗̅̾̌̏ͯ̄͆͐̓͂̎̌͑̑ͭͭ̈̐͊͐ͬ̒ͥ͆͘͜͟͞͠͞͡ͅ҉̸̴̢͍̯̲̗̭͎̱͈̀͛͑̋͆̌ͩ̏̂͂̂̅̓ͭ̏̌̒̕͞͡͝ͅ͏̸̵̨̻͇̖͚͍̝̝̯̟͖̬̦͉̽ͮͭͯ͗͒͊̎̅͆̋̀̀͗͑͌̋͂ͦ̋́҉̴̷̸̢̢̛̳̗̟̥͓͎̭̰̼̜̫̲̺̼̰̲̪̦̗̗̞̍̊̆̂̐́͂̓ͣͮ͆̿̈ͯ̇͛̋͛̏ͫ́̀ͭ̔̚͟͜͡͞ ̴̸̛̭͖̦̟̟̯̩̰̰̞͖͖̂ͩ͛̽̏̌͌͗̇̌ͤ̚͘͡͏̩̔͏̸̵̢̰̟̰̱͉͚̱̘̼͖͗̔̐̓ͩ̓͗ͬͬͪ̐ͤ̽͐̐́́̄̚͘͢͟͡͝͝ͅ͏̷̵̷̵̶̡̡̢̨̛̲͉̬̣̬̬̫̦̰̲͍͖̘͙̯̬̘͔̳̰̖͇͖̦̼̺͚̟̹̑̎ͣ̅̄̈́̀̍̀̂̋ͤ͛̈͑ͩ̑ͯ̈́ͬ̆ͨ́̓ͯ̈̓̐̋̑̌̿ͦ͒̈́͒͆ͫ̇ͩ̊̕̚͜͢͢͡͡͡͏̶̸̵̷̸̶̴̵̷̵̶̡̧̧̢̧̨̛̛̛̛͍̤̮̯͍̥̭̮̣̟̳̳̯̦͍̬͚̤̝̮̰͓̞̘̘̣̠̟̘̰̳̥̦̱̙̖̮̰͈͖̞̤̣̳̬̪͕̥̟̼̳͖̰̩͇̟̗͕͈̝̫̫̠̱̠̫̤̤̰̰̼̯̜̺̼̦̱͓̬̳̭͔̤̖̱͇̟̞̰ͤ̓̀ͣ̆ͭͦ͒̔̊ͥ͂̓͗̃ͮ͂͂̃͑ͤ̂͋ͫ͋̃ͮ̂̑̓̓͋ͫ̑ͯ́̂͗̾͛ͫ̄ͭͧ͂ͥ͗̍̆͌̓̍͑͂ͧ̓ͦ̉̃ͩ͗̀͛̂͋̀ͬ̓ͣ͌̑ͭͯ͆ͬ̋ͩ́̎̄̑ͫ̓̀ͨ̚͘͘̕͢͜͟͢͜͟͟͞͡͡͠͞͞ ̷̶̡̠͍͔͎̘̭͔͌ͭͧͧ̃͌̾ͨ̈́̽̊̆̆̚͢͠͏̶̧̨̼̺̗̮͎̲̫̗͖͊̽ͤ̒̕͢ ̵̨̛͔̞͎͈̙̭̗̯̞̆̑̒̽̈ͥͦ͆͋̐̈́ͮ̉̇́ͥͧ̓̌͆͟ ̤ͥ͏̸̨̻̝̼̆͒ͦͫ̃͘ͅͅ҉̸̵̶̨̙̼͎̥̤̪͓̦̩̾ͥ̊̍͐ͧ̒̄ͫ̈ͬ̉̇ͫͭ̚͢͝ͅ͏̵̵̶̡̨͓̖̹̹͎̩͎̞̞̫̮͚̹̜̳̩͙̥͇͈ͩ̍ͥ̈͌̑̌̃ͭͪͩ̐ͫͤ̃ͣ̈́͂̀̄͘͟͏̧̠͎̼̥͎͚̫̔ͧͩ̽̎̀̆͏̶̸̭̹͗ͥ̀̉ͨͤ҉̮̙̼͈̈́̐̑͑͘͟҉̵̷̶̢̢̨̫̖̞͎̹̲̠͂ͧͣͭ̍́͡͏̵̧̗̜͇̙ͧ̀̎̕͏̵͎̠̠̫͔͍̻̳͖̺̱̙̗̳͚̖͂̓͋̔͋́̌ͨ͗ͧ́̅̽ͪ̑̐̓҉҉̵̷̸̸̶̢̨̢̢̨̞͙̩͎͓̬̤͚͉̙̖̖̫͚̤̙͓̣̹̬̲̞̮̖̻͙̱̪̪̯̻͔͚̣͎͉͔͎̺͙͐͋ͨ̂̈́̑̂͛̓͆ͩ̎͂ͨ̈́ͨ̎̑͐͌͊͐͑̇ͥ͑̿̂ͥ́̂ͨ͗̅ͨ̅́ͤ̋ͩ̈́̿̒̃ͧͯͬ̀̒̏̐́ͩ̿ͦ͊̊́ͬ̔͛ͧͪ̾̕͘̕͜͜͢͝͝͞͝͞͡͡͡ͅ͏̴̵̨̡̛̘̥̯̭͇̠̠̎͑̃ͣͥ̅͌̑̃͘͜͜͟͝ͅ҉ͦ̑̆͏̱͍̝̫ͬ҉̧̦̯͖̜̟͈̟͈͇̗̜͈͓̲͇̗̳͓͓̓ͦ͗̉ͩ̽̑̀̽̅̔̂̀̃̃́ͥͩͥ̉̈́̊ͪ̄͐̀̌̈̿ͩ̆̓̚̚̚͟͟͞͠ 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 05/12/2024we meeting up at ͨͮ ̶̢̱̫̀͝҉͔̜̻͍̠̘̬̐͟ ̴̹͌ͬ ̲͖̓̃͏̰ ͑̀̌ͧ͑ ̳͖̐͐͋͡͏̼͎̘̺̼͋ͥ̑͜͢͜͝ ̵̵̛̙͓͚͎͚̟̹͖̜ͩ͌̕͘͞ ̧̨̨̛̛̘̭͚̻͕̀̾̈́̌͠͝ ͉͞ ̶̨̌̀ͩ̓ ̵̪̣͔͕̝͍̼͈̞̀̿͒̊͑҉̰̭ ͏̧͇̪͉̜͉͓͎̭ͭ͌̀͛ͬ͗ͬ̇̀̚ ̶̢̟̙̝̖ͫ͂ͭ͌ͯ́͊͟ ̩ͮ̉ͫ̔ͭ̚ ̡̨̼̰͎̦̄ͬ̊̔̅̆̏͋ͣ̄̾ͧ̓̕ ̰̙͉̺ͪ̐͂̄̎̀̐͠͞͞͡ ̨̹͔̹̞̦̥̮͇̾ ̴̘̆͐ ̴̴̴̷̠̼͖̭͉̩̗́ͨ̽̽͜͢ ̧͚̣̩͈̠͕͍̒͒ͩ͋̉ͅ ̷̶̺͉̉̄͢ ̧͍̞̜͎͋̏̓̇̂͋̓͊̓͗̈ ͉͎̼͌́̈́ ̴̷̗̬͇͔̹̹̉̽̀ͮ͌ͭ̊ͣ҉̭̆ ̨̛̬̞̝̰̣̟̋ͦ̊̅̿̔̒̐͘͠͠ tn you gonna be there? ̶̢̱̫̀͝҉͔̜̻͍̠̘̬̐͟ ̴̹͌ͬ ̲͖̓̃͏̰ ͑̀̌ͧ͑ ̳͖̐͐͋͡͏̼͎̘̺̼͋ͥ̑͜͢͜͝ ̵̵̛̙͓͚͎͚̟̹͖̜ͩ͌̕͘͞ ̧̨̨̛̛̘̭͚̻͕̀̾̈́̌͠͝ ͉͞ ̶̨̌̀ͩ̓ ̵̪̣͔͕̝͍̼͈̞̀̿͒̊͑҉̰̭ ͏̧͇̪͉̜͉͓͎̭ͭ͌̀͛ͬ͗ͬ̇̀̚ ̶̢̟̙̝̖ͫ͂ͭ͌ͯ́͊͟ ̩ͮ̉ͫ̔ͭ̚ ̡̨̼̰͎̦̄ͬ̊̔̅̆̏͋ͣ̄̾ͧ̓̕ ̰̙͉̺ͪ̐͂̄̎̀̐͠͞͞͡ ̨̹͔̹̞̦̥̮͇̾ ̴̘̆͐ ̴̴̴̷̠̼͖̭͉̩̗́ͨ̽̽͜͢ ̧͚̣̩͈̠͕͍̒͒ͩ͋̉ͅ ̷̶̺͉̉̄͢ ̧͍̞̜͎͋̏̓̇̂͋̓͊̓͗̈ ͉͎̼͌́̈́ ̴̷̗̬͇͔̹̹̉̽̀ͮ͌ͭ̊ͣ҉̭̆ ̨̛̬̞̝̰̣̟̋ͦ̊̅̿̔̒̐͘͠͠ : 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 03/12/2024alien sent to earth to learn about our culture: "And they call him charlie sheen despite his dull skin?" me with my head in my hands, distraught: "I don't know man, I don't fucking know anymore" 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 28/11/2024italian fish be like "i breath-a the water" 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 22/11/2024honestly a good thing I didn't write the terminology like "verbs" or "nouns" i woulda called adjectives some shit like qualifiers 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 22/11/2024WHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING VIEWS WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?! 010
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 22/11/2024It's 2035. The oshi wars have been raging for months. Me and my coworkers had to execute my former boss for being a Filiannite spy. I only hope we can last through the winter streaming months 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024In the year 21XX, society has collapsed, and the only reference used to rebuild society is Persona 5 Royal 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I have terrible news. My bed is too comfy 020
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024putting every episode of your online sweary reviews series, Fully Ramblomatic, on BlueRay in this age is bold for multiple reasons. i do respect the gumption, however 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 20/11/2024loving my astrophysics class. professor spent twenty minutes at the end of class deriving an equation just to intentionally get a wrong answer about the lifetime of the sun 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Making an MKUltra branded cereal line. Yes, every bite is laced with LSD 010
Reposted by Hessel, Turning Gold Into LeadStick @sticktuber999.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Me and @drhessel.bsky.social are finally back to turn England Jewish! Come join us as we delve into England, a land of horror, and continue our journey! www.twitch.tv/sticktuber999 021
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I'm back after my hiatus with a Crusader Kings 2 collab w/ @sticktuber999.bsky.social !! Watch us turn England Jewish! War is all we think about youtube.com/live/5ZAIIVn... www.twitch.tv/drhesselyoutube.comYouTubeShare your videos with friends, family, and the world 011
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 07/11/2024me: aw man the east wind just ronned my safe drop. I hate mahjong!!! the cia agent in the noosphere worming their way past my passive defenses to take over my soul, soon to discover my active defenses: www.youtube.com/watch?v=yruD...youtube.comWHY SO SERIOUS?!!YouTube video by yuyuslivestreamdiary 010
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 02/11/2024why do dryers always sound like an evil beast is trying to escape from it's cage? 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 02/11/2024Project Moon is great because 90% of the story is just the writers going "hey wouldn't it be fucked up if..." and the answer being a resounding YES 010
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 01/11/2024alcohol would be a metaphor in a bad dystopian novel, but nope it is in fact real 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 01/11/2024i feel like sisyphus combing my hair dude 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 31/10/2024who else up getting their system's shocked? 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 30/10/2024young child waking up in a cold sweat: "MOTHER MOTHER I HAD A NIGHTMARE!!" his mother, quickly running over: "Shh.. shh.. it's ok my child... Finland doesn't exist... don't worry" 120
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 30/10/2024"sandwich artist" but it's a guy who exclusively draws subs from subway 010
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 30/10/2024For those who are wondering and were around for round one, yes, this is the second coming of the Disease That Makes Hessel Think Funny Posts will be getting more unhinged in the near future 010
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 30/10/2024I'm allergic to stepping on other people's toes. One time I accidentally tapped my cat's paw with my foot and immediately broke out into hives 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 30/10/2024boss caught me watching sseth on the other monitor and, paraphrasing, said "hell yeah" 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 30/10/2024if you recognize the phrase "get good, get LMAObox" you deserve to have your therapy paid for 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 29/10/2024sometimes I need to take a step back from script writing when I pen a note like "kfc balls deepfryer patrick bateman hyperspace" 120
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 29/10/2024why is my grammer tool in spanish 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 28/10/2024for those who missed the Gunpoint stream, here's the debrief 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 28/10/2024Had a dream where I was a butterfly and had to head out west to gain magical nature powers or some shit. I went to talk to bugs, but they didn't respond. Then I notice some wolf spider traps as a wolf walks by, whereupon 50 wolf spiders pop out and fuck it up as I desperately flap away to escape 130
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 27/10/2024me playing modded minecraft: "EGADS! What could be causing that constant infernal noise !" The rotary macerator in the corner being fed nothing but iron for the past eight years: 110
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 27/10/2024I'm in my peasant uniform rn and my friend just told me "you should dress like this more often - like a crayon!" 010
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Babe don't put yourself down, that's the job for the vet! 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Average career path for gen Z: 18 - Basement dweller 20 - Professional YouTube Commenter (very prestigious!) 21 - Off to college 22 - Quit college, back to basement dwelling 23 - Professional Weed Smoker 110
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 24/10/2024"happy birthday joh-" "MIST FINER!!" 000
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 24/10/2024the reason humanity created studies and offices was so we could have an easy excuse to roll around on our funny chairs 010
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 24/10/2024some might call it avant-garde, some might call it garbage, but here is a recording and review of my first time eating pocky www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAdv...youtube.comhe reviews pocky while eating it for the first timeYouTube video by Hessel 020
Hessel, Turning Gold Into Lead @drhessel.bsky.social · 24/10/2024listening to the banger known as "Hellfire" from the hunchback of notre dame again. crazy how there's a disney movie with a song about being the most horny motherfucker imaginable 020