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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Bertie Ahern says Elon Musk could avoid paying tax by claiming he won his trillion dollars on the horses.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Ray D'Arcy says since being sacked by RTÉ, he's really struggling to find another job that pays €10,000 per hour.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Simon Harris says in Fine Gael's blueprint for a United Ireland, each of the six counties would receive funding to build its own bike shed.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

BREAKING: Alan Shatter has spontaneously combusted after learning that Kneecap’s ‘Fenian’ has gone straight to Number 1 in the Irish charts.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Jennifer Carroll MacNeill says criticism of the National Children’s Hospital cost ignores the fact that it will feature a world-class bike shed.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Shoppers urged to beware of online scams after one woman paid €127K for a bike shed.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Micheál Martin says early estimates suggest that constructing a nuclear power plant in Ireland would cost roughly the same as building two bike sheds.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

EXCLUSIVE: Sneak Peek at the Programme for Government

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

BREAKING: Clare Hotel Owner Announces Plan To Invade Greenland

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

The face you make when Simon Harris asks if preparing to play The Penguin involved spending time with real penguins.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Bono says the name 'Bono' is of Hebrew origin and means 'man who ignores injustice'.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

An Apology. Earlier today we caused some upset by claiming that Bono's US Presidential Medal of Freedom is for services to Israel and Tax Avoidance. We apologise to those affected. There was of course no excuse for failing to mention that the medal is also for being a Tory.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Bono Awarded US Presidential Medal of Freedom for Services to Israel and Tax Avoidance

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

FOR SALE: One Brennans Sliced Bread Loaf. Willing to swap for a 3-bedroom-apartment in Dublin.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Bertie Ahern says his New Year’s resolution is to support the environment by encouraging people to send him money via Revolut instead of giving him brown envelopes.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Happy New Year to everyone from Cork! Thank you for laughing along and supporting this page over the past year. Here’s to a more equal, caring, and peaceful world in 2025 ❤️

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Bono says his New Year's resolution is to spend more time pretending to care about injustice.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Ford's entire car stock in Ireland will be sold out by this time tomorrow.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Eamon Ryan says if aliens visit Earth in 2025, he would not rule out the Green Party going into coalition with them.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Great news - Star Trek wasn't wrong! I've just rewatched the episode and found the full quote.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

BREAKING: RTÉ News Wins Israeli News Station of the Year

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

"As a boy growing up in Finglas, I was beaten up every day by the local Orangemen, Your Majesty."

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

BREAKING: Newly surfaced photo of Queen Elizabeth with Kneecap threatens to cause uproar in Orange Order.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Live scenes on Grafton Street as people wait for Bono to arrive:

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Bertie Ahern says when he was a child, instead of presents, Santa used leave brown envelopes under the Christmas tree.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Many people are wondering about the exact time Bono will start his Christmas Eve busking on Grafton Street. While 8pm is the usual time, there’s a chance he could begin earlier, so the safest option to avoid upset is to leave Dublin City Centre by 6pm.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Dublin Airport confirms the queue outside Terminal 1 is actually for Dunnes Blanchardstown.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Live scenes as Zionists react to Irish people proudly adopting 'Paddystinian' as a badge of honour:

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Irish people react to Israelis calling us Paddystinians:

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

This fake Dr Harold News picture has spread worldwide, with Reuters among the many who’ve made contact. For future reference, it’s easy to tell the photo isn’t real. Just examine the picture closely, and you’ll notice Robbie Keane is missing.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

BREAKING: Israel Accuses Bosco Of Being Antisemitic

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

STATEMENT: Sometimes in comedy you put a foot wrong. Earlier today we joked about Israel's embassy closing, which has upset many Israel supporters. Upon careful reflection, we fully stand by our tweets and will continue calling out Israel until they stop killing Palestinians.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Bono Apologises To Netanyahu For Ireland's Actions Leading To Embassy Closure

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

LIVE PICTURES of Irish people gathering in Dublin to mourn Israel closing their embassy.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

BREAKING: Alan Shatter has spontaneously combusted after hearing that Israel are closing their Irish embassy.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Irish People React To Israel Closing Dublin Embassy:

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Simon Harris receives plenty of criticism, and while I don't support him personally, I think it's important to acknowledge and recognise the significant contribution he has made over the last month to damage Fine Gael. For that, he deserves our thanks.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Simon Harris says a red line for Fine Gael in any government formation talks is that Fionnán Sheahan retains his position as Propaganda Minister

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

"What do you mean it's too late to rejoin, Holly?"

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

I’m not a Green Party supporter, but their electoral wipeout should not be a cause for celebration. Remember, it's not just TDs who face losing their jobs. Thousands of Aer Lingus employees are sick with worry tonight that their airline might go bankrupt as a result.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Incredible to think that after he's eliminated, Stephen Donnelly will be able to wake up tomorrow morning and won’t need to take responsibility for anything. So no change there.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Very sad to see Alan Farrell lose his seat today. Despite suffering severe injuries in a 2015 car crash, for which he was suing for compensation, he displayed remarkable strength and resolve by climbing a ladder to personally hang his own posters - a true inspiration.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Bertie Ahern says the mistake The Monk made was not telling CAB he won his money on the horses.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

When The Monk has been speaking for six hours straight, but you value your life too much to interrupt him:

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

The Monk on his first day in the Dáil:

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Jennifer Carroll MacNeill says now that she's been elected, she will work hard to reduce energy costs. "Many of my constituents have been forced to lower the water temperature of their indoor swimming pools", she told reporters.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Hundreds queue outside Easons to buy brown envelopes following projections Fianna Fáil will win most seats.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Fianna Fáil will be hugely relieved to see Gráinne Seoige not win a seat. She was one of their harshest critics.

Gráinne Seoige standing next to Fianna Fáil banner

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

National Children's Hospital Builder Watching Reports That Stephen Donnelly Could Lose His Seat

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Every Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil voter today:

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