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Antifa HR. Only *minor* terrorist organizations can ignore the paperwork. Please submit your timesheets on time.

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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 25m
OK, that settles it. I'm never being even semi-serious again.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 1h
Would uncertainty about your past affect the left side of your body, then? (semi-serious question)
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 4h
It's irrational, so don't try to argue with it.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 6h
Not sure if this technically counts as child molesting.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 7h
So, he proved himself right at least 5 times.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 9h
*on
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 10h
Pollen comes out of cloudy days. 🤔
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
More specifically, they're to call out masses of people so He doesn't get deported by ICE
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's the shape, if you know what I mean.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Please let us know if and when a recording will be available; thanks!
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Congressman, your endorsement is admirably selfless since she is exceedingly unlikely to endorse you.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You could, at least, offer to help.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So you finally figured out why everything you own is leaking?
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's where they got their name. ☢️🐾
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It didn't work, they're all dead anyway.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clifford the big red trans dog?
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He knows the repubs; he's going after the child-molester vote.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good. And the plural of larynx is larynges, although most people have only one.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ween.com
ween.com
WEEN
Ween's official site. News, tour dates, photos, and official band merchandise.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry, but those terms are all blah!
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's all good because it's all hamster generated.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tell me about it. 🦎
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah, so you're the one. No longer do I wonder.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cain and Ableist!
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Was going to suggest that the baby is a Democrat plant, but I've never seen a plant crawl like that.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's nice to dress formally for church once in a while.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's one way that streets run, but there are others. This message brought to you by the Committee To Protect The Hy-phen.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why are the colors in the last column reversed?
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nobody knows this because they use the metric system in Japan.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We should encourage them. 🦎
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The vegetarian diet explains the name, don't ask me how, I have no idea, but I'm sure of it.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ask to speak to the manager
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Flat Earth solution.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's good to get the all-clear for "artificial flavors," tho
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is her core problem.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My snarky comment is that his voice isn't AI; that's just the way Swedes sound in English, except his Swedish also sounds a little off. I want to ask him a question about potatoes. 2/2
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FWIW, he left the following brief Apologia Pro Sua Vita as a comment on the video, wherein one can learn, if one didn't know already, that verbs in modern Swedish don't conjugate for person (or number): "I am a longtime hobbyist and mostly work in and is educated in agriculture otherwise." 1/2
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Especially funny that the show is 1/2 French and recorded in French Canada.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The "research" may be AI, but there's a real person behind it. The very real Graham Scheper interviews him here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf0-...
youtube.com
The Character of Germanic Languages - Tidsdjupet
YouTube video by Graham Scheper
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You wouldn't say that to his face.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Score: False. There are no m's in Matthew McConahoweveryouspellit.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He was just kidding, tho
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You're supposed to take pride in your achievement.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My experience is that they're required to NOT stay in their own lane. What's the point of a big truck if you can't sprawl?
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At the café
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rubber bugs definitely have their uses for boys, not so much for girls. Source: my kid sister who is scared of bugs.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're the same thing. 🦎
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
counterpoint: But today wasn't the day.
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DrGecko @drgecko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just leave out the sauce part next time.
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Pavel Iosad @anghyflawn.net · 30/09/2026
Fantastic bookshop find: a Latin textbook in Welsh, complete with glossary and a guide to spotting Latin borrowings in the modern language.
Cover of Llyfr Dysgu Lladin — Latin TextbookExplanations of Latin grammar in Welsh. Examples include Insula Mōna - Ynys Môn and Urbs Dēva - Dinas CaerA classic Latin glossary with principal parts and everything, but the translations are into WelshTable showing the outcomes of various Latin consonants in Modern Welsh, with examples
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