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Dr. Faust and Co.

@drfaustmd.bsky.social
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Our next patient is waiting! A parody account - - Fanny " " Faust Jr

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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"You ever just wish you could go back to the past?" "Even if it's just for a little bit?"
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's a beautiful night, patients Be it day or night, the world is filled with such wonderful sights. Never take it for granted, dear patients. You never know when it could be the last time you gaze upon them
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Greetings, patients ....I wanted to give today I fun title, but I already used Stimulating Saturday yesterday. Simulating Sunday just sounds repetitive...perhaps my age is finally catching up to me....regardless, please take care of yourselves
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ohohohoho! Greetings, patients! It's looking to be quite the stimulating Saturday, wouldn't you agree?
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"Hey guys, currently in jail at the moment for trying to steal from the white house. I had a plan for my mini faust's to cause a big distraction with the president's secretary so everyone would be too distracted with that to notice me, but apparently something went wrong"
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
//It's been a while since I've posted so Uhhhhh have Jr being Jr
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!!-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Would any of you still love me if I were a book?"
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
//Okay I know it's been a while since I've posted anything that isn't Fanny Friday, but uhhhhhhh I'm working on a thread of what Undertale would be like if a member of the Faust trio were the protagonist. Here's the names for each route
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
//I'm back on my "What if the Faust trio had to go through Undertale" bullshit and came up with titles for their routes. Curious if you guys can figure out which route belongs to who
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!!!-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!!-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
-No time for a silly Fanny Friday, we're getting closer to when they show off Robo-Ky and that means they might tease who the next character is. C'mon please let it be me, I'm begging you Arcys PLEASE JUST LET IT BE ME IT'S BEEN SO LONG PLEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Patients, for once I'm the one who needs advice How on earth do I help my son who's wallowing in his own self hatred? Does he need adventure? Rest? A lover? A fight that makes his life flash before his eyes to remember the good in his life alongside the bad? I just don't know
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
-No petit 3 announcement at the direct-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
So nice to see an old patient thriving in recent years
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"Why do people keep telling me to "get bitches?" I'm not really much of a dog person"
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
".....You may need to get your eyes checked"
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"Hey, I DESPERATELY need to distract myself right now. Do you mind just fighting me with literally everything you have?"
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
-It's that time agaaaaaaaain!- -It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!!-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
.........Bad dream?.........
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
"Huh....so it's my birthday" "Really don't see the point in a big celebration, but Dad always loves throwing these together"
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!!-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Lock the fuck in, patients
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
And a good morning to you as well, Ms. Tenrec
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Boo, patients
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!!!!!-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
"I don't even know why I bother showing up anymore" "Not like I've got anyone to hang out with anyway"
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Coming through, patients
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
-It's Fanny Fridaaaaaaaay!-
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Alright, patients I'm getting older and I just don't have the time and energy to have long drawn out fights with dramatic speeches and flashy moves and transformations anymore That is why whenever I need to fight, I'm just doing this and ending the fight in one shot
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Greetings, patients! -We're baaaaaaack!- "Isn't that just wonderful?"
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Good morning, everyone I hope you're all doing well I can't prove it, but I feel as though the door you've all been using to see me will vanish soon If that is the case, I hope to make the most out of today and offer guidance to whoever I can
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Pardon for asking, but would any of you happen to possess any of the books of Kubaba? I assure you, I'll make it worth your while if you do
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Greetings I've noticed a demon that frequents my church tends to write down information in a demonpedia. Curiosity got the better of me, and I decided I'd try writing my own notes Now then, who would like to assist me?
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I am Father Faust, but just Faust will do This is a church, promoting equality and coexistence Angels, Demons, humans, you name it, are all allowed here
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Greetings There wouldn't happen to be anyone in need of healing items or upgrades to blessed items, would there?
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Hmmm? I beg your pardon, pink one? I do sell healing potions, but I am no doctor
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
*The door opens, revealing a massive church. Empty pews stretch on as far as the eyes can see, with candles and chandeliers lighting the path towards the alter. At the alter stands a tall man, appearing around 9 feet tall. He's dressed in black robes and is.....wearing a bag?* Welcome
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
*The door appears to lead to what seems to be a large church. Rows of empty pews and beautiful chandeliers and candles as far as the eye can see* *Over by the alter, a man can be seen. He seems quite tall, looking around 9 feet tall. He's dressed in black robes and has....a bag over his head?*
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
*A strange door has appeared. There's no telling where it could lead* *Investigate?*
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Dr. Faust and Co. @drfaustmd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
[TAKEOVER PINNED]
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