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Drew

@drewsumwalt.bsky.social
38 followers 98 following 29 posts

Facetious, anti-facist, and multifaceted

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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
If there's one thing I'm going to take, it's umbrage.
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I haven't bought anything old in a while. Need to go thrifting soon...
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I tried cooking with the Swiss chard from my CSA and I think I just hate Swiss chard because this shit is boot nasty
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I got my first CSA shares for the season and it's like reignited my love for cooking. I just have all this produce now that I didn't choose, so I gotta come up with or find recipes to make use of these veggies. It's actually fun?
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I'm trying to watch season 2 of queer ultimatum and I have not been vibing with it, but what really adds insult to injury is the SHIT pop music they have between each scene change.
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I love watching dating shows with friends and saying out loud when a woman's necklace competes with her neckline
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I have only ever used Samsung phones and I truly do prefer them to iPhone, but this shit is so ass and I'm sick of it.
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I keep rejecting the same guy on tinder and hinge over and over again. He is nothing if not persistent. He's 6'7" so maybe I should just give it up.
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Straight culture is so fucking annoying why does every recipe online have to be called "marry me [blank]" Come up with something different I BEG of you
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I always thought I was a Miranda because I am a raging feminist, but I think I'm realizing that I'm a Carrie. I'm imprudent, hopelessly romantic to the point of being embarssingly down bad for any guy that looks my way, and I have lots of shoes.
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I came home, mixed myself a STRONG cocktail, and I have drunk just the right amount to feel like I should have every single food item in NYC delivered for dinner
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Gin and tonics so good. I'm quinine-pilled
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George Pogue @poguesrun.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
My only thing with the lip sync lalaparuza is that these girls did not know how to time their reveals
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
The next cosmetics "blindness" people will talk about is going to be nose blush blindness. Too many Rudolphs and it's not even Christmas Eve.
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Not to remake the same post as everyone else but fuck I am really getting scared of flying hahahahahaha
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I haven't had any alcohol between new years and this evening. Tonight, I had three scotch cocktails and an espresso martini. I can understand why some people are alcoholics because I feel fucking fantastic
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
When I listen to Doechii, I get the same feeling I had when I first heard Nicki's verse on Monster. Like, "Oh shit this woman is changing the game"
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
When did it become such a trend to say you have a big forehead? Did people think your hairline should start immediately after your eyebrows? Why am I seeing people with the tiniest, most petite faces saying "omg I look like an egg sorry about my fivehead"
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Gina Hendry ✷ @hoveringkite.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
hour #gouache study from my sketchbook
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MrsFishVEVO @willkellogg.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
every movie should feature Amy Sedaris making a cameo appearance
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Drew @drewsumwalt.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Matched with a guy on tinder and while chatting he said "we have talked about this before." Guess I'm official a player because I have matched with, chatted, unmatched, and now rematched with this guy all over again. I have no recollection of him.
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reaction pics @reactjpg.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
confused shrimp impact font me when I’m huh I’m wuh
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MrsFishVEVO @willkellogg.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
you should be able to filter out “enm and poly” people on dating apps like diva good for you but I am not looking for a group project
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