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Drew Morton

@drewmorton.bsky.social
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It hurts me to see this as a Bama fan, but the film is the film.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s cute that you think Trump would care if Pete was blown away.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why is Hegseth there? I thought Trump said it’s okay to wipe out San Diego. You’d think Peter would want to be out of the blast zone.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That is not an apology
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Including college. This is something people make up about Bryce, that he’s injury prone. There’s nothing empirical to support this.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What’s more college football than a noisy abyss?
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I guess I missed this being a “controversy” last night. It’s clearly no good.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, the point of the hearing was to attempt to get Jack Smith to perjure himself. There’s no way anyone besides Schmidt would sign off on the “how”.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“In it” to do what? What did this mistake accomplish for the Republicans on the whole?
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He meant “by me”
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They won’t vote on it until after the midterms. There’s almost a 100% chance the Dems will control the house, and they will have absolutely no interest in passing this version of the bill, or this bill at all. There are slightly more important things happening in this country, to say the least.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He was a very good WR. He just doesn’t talk about himself incessantly, like most athletes do.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s not really “taking” if they’re not claiming to create it.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yep! Bill Gates is gonna see me do some really gross stuff.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think I found my kink
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If there’s something a Berkeley liberal will tell you: there’s always something to burn. Like, for example, a promising freshman QB’s confidence.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He’s about to find out what Berkeley liberals are all about. Spoiler alert: it involves burning a lot of things to the ground.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a UAB grad, you could George Cosanza it (walk fast, and look angry), and pretty much get on the field.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mina Kimes: the NFL version of Michael Cohen
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll be at the UAB game. Looking forward to that game ending in about 90 minutes.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s the Falcons. It can only be schlock. That’s why they are the best franchise in the NFL. That, and the $2 hot dogs.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve only had one post. Everything else is a response. How does it feel, being the world’s biggest dumbshit?
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thanks for the note, Geirr. I’ll really take it to heart, and think about it the next time I take a wicked shit. You’ll be front of mind in that experience.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m not “seeing” it. I’m “responding” to someone inventing attacks on her because of her gender. I know she’s full of shit about that, though. Just a weak attempt at trolling.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t see gender, comrade
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I mean, you keep replying to me.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like I said, I don’t see gender. I guess that’s the only way you choose to see yourself. That’s sad.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I guess it’s my fault you can’t read.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, thanks. You’re welcome to block me, but I’m not going anywhere.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seems pretty vain and self-indulgent. Are you sure you’re not American?
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now you’re quoting yourself? That’s pretty pathetic.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
America is a social construct, so there are no Americans.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not too far. Just not funny.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are you 150 years old?
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why would I? You think all Americans are the same. I don’t entertain bigots.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*carez
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That’s what I said.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why do you have a cardboard recycling bin? Just take it to a retail store. They compact it better than a recycling plant does it. I guess you hate the earth.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I guess that’s what your socially constructed perceptions see in me, a male. Seems limited and lazy of you, but that seems to be a running thread here.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I said boring. I guess you’re a bad reader.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No, thanks. Appreciate the offer, though.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just stating an objective fact. You’re the one making ridiculous sweeping statements, like all Americans are the same to you.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seems pretty simple to me. You talk, and think, like a MAGAt.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No investigation, no right to speak. Those are definitely words, in an order.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is this supposed to be funny? Scathing? What are you going for, besides being the most being person in the universe?
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not to you, no.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sounds like a MAGAt to me.
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Drew Morton @drewmorton.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m not from that part of America. Educate yourself, on this, and gender identity.
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