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Drew Johnson

@drewjohnson.bsky.social
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St Paul-ite. Used to do the roller derbies. Product manager on Edge at Microsoft. Refenestrations only. It’s in my contract.

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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same.
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Joey McAllister @joeymcallister.com · 17/08/2026
Michele Tafoya orders the large ice cream at Nelson’s.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The recent move shifts me from the big ol’ home office of the past few years to a l’il room. Still spacious by office standards. It’s nice to start fresh. Needs some paint.
A small, bare office in fisheye of a desk, monitors, chair, and barrister bookshelf
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Reminder that I am currently unemployed and if you work for a good place that has need for a person who knows a thing or two about clouds (on prem and AWS), DNS, networking, and can regex up a storm, please let me know. I’m smart and pretty. Pls gib job.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@muskratjohn.bsky.social - was there a recording of the DT/Munchkin retrospect active? #cvg2026
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This has been so for nearly two decades.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Australia isn’t that close to Dallas. I call shenanigans.
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I don’t think a web browser should be 4 gigabytes
Rockwell freedom of speech
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Fun fact: Carleton College CS students learned CISC processing by programming PDP-8/e machine code using the front facing 12-bit switches through the 1990s. When asked why we couldn’t use a TTY instead of the switches, Professor Jeff Ondich replied that it was outdated tech…
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The trailers make it look like a different take on Ready or Not with a protagonist more ready to unleash hell. If so, looks fantastic.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
You read Ducks yet, @johnmaddening.bsky.social ? Can’t recall. We have it upstairs.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Our Kid grew into her adulthood knowing no other JLs but the ones served in the dollar bar next to those lanes. I prefer their other burgers, but the Nook is amazing.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Look. We like taking about technical matters.
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Laura Flynn @lfly.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I have neighbors everywhere
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
So if you are curious why many of us here don’t seem excited about Homan’s announcement, understand it for what it is. The problem isn’t fixed; they just want to go somewhere where Minnesotans aren’t. I think they will find other communities just as resilient.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Yes, I am happy that Minnesota may see a reduction in ICE agents in the coming weeks. But they aren’t going away. They are just being sent somewhere until the next surge. Some other community is going to fear for their neighbors and themselves.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I have tamales in the fridge from The Lady. They will be delicious. I am sort of sad that I have to share with @facilitatorsher.bsky.social tomorrow. I don’t have to share, but house peace must be kept. I guess.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Can’t not love speed limit driving. It’s icy out there!
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
They have them playing national competitions as well. It is such a communication-led sport that the commentators need them to work out what’s happening in between stones. Also, wait until team play. You are going to hear a lot of ‘HARD!!!’
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Gene and the other members of the Lost Dogs fronted the bands that kept me around a while longer than I might have. River on Fire remains one of my all time favorites. And that one you sang is dear as well. Thank you, Andy!
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
There’s curling on right now.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
A pretty good write up of what it is like in the Twin Cities right now, particularly around school buses and dropoffs. PNW friends, I encourage you to read and share. deardara.com/so/adPmSCLoz...
deardara.com
Dara's Guide to Handling Reality
Minneapolis, inside the economic blockade zone where we are pioneering nonviolence, whistle edition
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The proper response in this case is, “Ope. Apparently "Ope" IS a thing in Ohio, I just live in a weird tiny pocket where no one uses it”
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
There are a lot of things I wish people from other states knew, and here's one: most of the churches here are VERY MUCH part of the resistance to the occupation.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I had a chance to see this performed at Sci Fi Reading Hour over at BLB. One of my recent favorites.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
With much respect to the people who have posted "Parable of the Sower", I give you a different take on surviving disasters as a Minnesotan community: @naomikritzer.bsky.social's The Year Without Sunshine www.uncannymagazine.com/article/the-...
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Oh, that is great!
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I loved that book. When you took Schickele’s PDQ shtick and put it on paper, it seemed studied and reasoned and then you looked at it again and cracked up.
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Bitches have no idea that Minnesotans are dressed in our most expensive clothing today. You know, WOOL.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It was pretty cold. In typical MN fashion, a lot of people were handing out chemical hand and foot warmers. But we were all dressed for it. You don’t go to something like this and not have at least 3-4 layers on.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Being in it was something. It took us a little while to get started, but we could we see more people coming in as we waited for the parade to begin.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Look. It wasn’t that cold out.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
a heavily armed paramilitary force with legal immunity is occupying a city and going door to door kidnapping non-white adults and children in furtherance of an explicitly white nationalist political project
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
nytimes.com
Video: Videos Contradict Trump Administration Account of ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
An analysis of footage from three camera angles show that the vehicle appears to be turning away from a federal officer as he opened fire.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 07/01/2026
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I can see that; I LIKE the world that they’ve created for everyone to live in - I just like the characters they’ve created for it more.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
This was bewildering to me. I understand that Jesse had a completed story arc and that starting Jesse’s powers back to zero would seem ham-fisted (seeing as it had a strong castlevania element to discovery), BUT. A full story with Jesse at max power? And a reason to investigate? I’d buy that.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I absolutely cannot wait. Control was the last game I finished front to back where I gladly stayed up FAR TOO LATE and regretted none of it.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Technically the mid-2010s: www.cbc.ca/listen/cbc-p...
cbc.ca
Broomgate: A Curling Scandal | CBC Podcasts | CBC Listen
For years, players have been too afraid to talk about it. But now, the truth about a broom that almost destroyed curling is finally coming out. Over the course of six episodes, semi-professional curl...
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
For anyone who finds this: youtu.be/1iEnf3brmYs?... This is absolutely insane. In the talk, I discussed how angular momentum is generally arrested in the last couple of feet as forward momentum fades. Not in this case.
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Niklas Edin Greatest Curling Shot EVER!
YouTube video by World Curling
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
It was PACKED. You could hardly swing a broom.
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Nerd Nite: Twin Cities @nerdnitetc.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Our second talk of the night is Drew about the sport of curling!
Photo of a man giving a talk in a bar in front of a screen showing a curling player and the tile “What We’ll Cover”
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I didn’t talk about This Guy! Sorry, Niklas Edin. Maybe we will get there next time with a talk on the originator of the Super Spinner.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
No expects the Elvish Trebuchition.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Consistent backups on the M621 has shifted the incursion to Milton Keynes. That’ll give the Elves basilisk’d cow-fodder for their trebuchets.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
This. More than a few enby folks know buy there. Their cloth and off the rack selection is pretty great.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I mean, you should probably also see a doctor about that.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Cat has feelings. Watch for hairballs in your next Negroni.
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Are you calling the cat a liar?
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Drew Johnson @drewjohnson.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Cat wishes you had used aromatic bitters. or blackstrap.
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